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this is categorically insane

So they gutted the wendys near my house and basically rebuilt the entire thing to be one of those big empty severe modern fast food places. So im not sure its accurate to say I fucked at this wendys. I fucked at what this wendys was, sure. But i didnt fuck where it became. Its a tough one

RIP

takes like these are fundamentally unserious and show that the person posting it has no actual desire to work towards more ethical uses of this tech, but instead are just edgelords trying for notoriety.

Threads check

i have 75 agents praying to send this guy to hell, effectively cancelling out his prayers

his whole crew immediately dropped him, it's literally "i can excuse rabid zionism, but i draw the line at infidelity" lmaooooo

We're already reaching the "link in bio" portion of Bluesky's lifespan 🥲 www.anildash.com/2019/12/10/l...

that’s a nice trailer

try this handy mnemonic, it’s so simple

more like “pee oooh pee”, am I right folks

The Abduction of Persephone, by Nicola Maria Rossi, early 18th c

I’m glad you have a stance on soup.

I didn’t know the WSJ was posting Crusader Kings guides

Did You Know: You are able to use a torch underwater if you have an active water walking effect?

Unique Mario voice lines by Charles Martinet recorded for a 2009 soundboard on Nintendo's Australian website, including lines like "I love Australia!", "I love the propeller hat!" and "Ah, spaghetti, meatballs, and pizza pie".

You know, the thing is, I had drafted this piece a month ago, and then never published it, because I thought maybe it was too mean.

BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome

this is as far as you need to read this piece before you figure out this man is huffing paint and not worth listening to in the slightest

huge if true

Me: What is Omorashi? Jennings: That is correct, the board is still yours

i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo

Nicolas Cage says he’s “probably not” working with Amazon again after refusing to sign AI waiver for “Spider-Noir”: ‘I am not an AI-friendly actor’

5 mythic bosses down

This is the kind of shit the dads were pitching in John Hughes movies (it took a year for their 14-person team to create the image) and they were each given a 6BR 3.5BA on North Shore as a reward for their excellent work

*mouth full of mac and cheese* im powerful

Need everyone to see this

The money pit restaurant I would open as a billionaire would be the opposite of farm to table. What are the most unnatural flavors possible? Hiring top food scientists, giving a blank check and telling them to really explore the dark corners of the flavor latent space. I want to taste eternity.

Well done to the person in charge of Surface for doing a presentation where Surface wasn’t spelled correctly.

"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train

TINY TOON ADVENTURES THEME SONG: We're tiny, we're toony / we're all a little loony / and in this cartoony / we're invading your TV ALEX JONES: WAAAAAAUGH!!!! EAUGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!! AAAAAUUUUUUUGHHH

You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid

Breaking hiatus to draw this meme that's been stuck in my head since the trailer came out