James

ARAGORN: Not idly do the leaves of Lorien fall. GIMLI: What, it's autumn with intent there, is it? A: No, I mean - G: Everywhere else, falling's just a hobby, but you're saying in that one specific forest, the leaves only fall when they can ACHIEVE something? A: - G: Goal-orientated foliage, is it?

Why did the BBC erase Bethany’s “Protect The Dolls” T-shirt on Strictly?.. Maybe because JKR’s ‘gender critical’ transphobic friends are installed at the highest level? 🤔🤔🤔 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

My online girlfriend was so shocked by the Ukraine drone strike on the Russian data centre that she's been too upset to message me all day.

Is Das Boot subtitled? Yes and yes.

5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables

I keep seeing these RTed and clicking in confusion before I notice the poster

Anyway, The Animaniacs is arguably a Danish narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the skeeting crone a Boer icon.

@theacms.bsky.social it’s coronation street!

Federal Blue Footed Booby Inspector

I've had a nasty little poem published in the @poetrypharmacy.bsky.social's book - Poetry Poison: Revenge. A real treat to be printed next to Clive James.

human cleric, gnome rouge, orc barbarian, evil transdimensional shapeshifter

[Benoit Blanc during a Reacher Christmas episode crossover] Listen, son, I myself am of the conviction that violence is the crude weapon of an incurious mind, but I will admit that my gigantic friend here makes the most convincing argument I've yet heard on the virtues of expediency through force.

by artist Ginny Robbins

LA resident replaces soiled rug

Battlefield Earth Mulholland Drive Home Alone Grandstand 18th October 1986 Citizen Kane Cats (butthole cut) Doctor Who: The Ribos Operation episodes 1-4 Yesterday That episode of Only Fools where Delboy falls through the bar Space Jam Cars The video that kills you from the film The Ring

Gordon Ramsay: "Wow, nothing but maggoty bread? You think of Orcish cuisine, you think fresh, vibrant. It's like the chef has just given up, where's the passion, the anger? A taste of Mordor this isn't. What a shame. There isn't even any meat on this menu."

If Bluesky was really as dead as they say, could I do THIS?? (okay I am going to need this to do big numbers)

[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper

Dudes rock

My cat, who is unemployed and refuses to vote, is unhappy with his fancy new cat food and l, a walking talking miracle capable of reason, art, science, and philosophy, am on my way back to the store to rectify the matter immediately for some reason

song of the summer

I want to say The Big Lebowski but it feels more Seattle. Pulp Fiction is extremely LA, as is Mulholland Drive. And LA Confidential is an absolute banger and thw clue’s in the name.

Vindaloo (Minor Key, Acoustic)

@ashleighloeb.bsky.social hello

You'll be glad to know that the famous Singing Bins of Stansted were on fine form this morning, here performing their excellent version of The Chords' 'Sh-Boom'

"Not ALL the single ladies" - Nuancé

can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool

“WE DIDN’T PERM HIM”

a charity for skaters and surfers who don’t have health insurance called boarders without doctors

@theacms.bsky.social on the way to acms, I don’t have a ticket. Thought it started at 8. Will I still be able to pay on the door?

academy award contending tiktok

80s- The Verdict 90s- The Big Lebowski 00s- The Prestige 10s- Moonrise Kingdom 20s- Poor Things 90s was by far the hardest to pick interestingly, as it includes Pulp Fiction, LA Confidential, The Usual Suspects and Fargo

[Baba Yaga sitting in Chicken Cottage, obviously disappointed, but enjoying a peri peri wrap]

MASSIVE fan of this one:

you just don’t get magnificently moustachioed military men saying “we all like toffee!” followed by a whole regiment crying out “we do!” in unison any more

The Iliad is a Helen Hunt

What is the whole odyssey if not a penelope cruise

guy who is mad at Nolan’s Odyssey because it depicts the sea as blue instead of wine-dark

Comic is by Lynda Barry. Here's a version of it with alt text. (Thank you @alex-awoos.bsky.social!)