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A GEN-YOU-INE contender for the super list shows up this week, also yet another existential crisis thanks to the inexorable passing of time youtu.be/78gAKU7eC18
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Everyone’s favourite cowboy turned half blind ninja Ex-DDT Pro Ironman Heavymetalweight World Champion “Unaccountable levels of effort largely for a low grade one shot joke", @yesterzine, 4th December 2021 Biscuit hipster
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A GEN-YOU-INE contender for the super list shows up this week, also yet another existential crisis thanks to the inexorable passing of time youtu.be/78gAKU7eC18
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This went on for the rest of the full hour, at which point the BBC apologised for having to go to the weather and urged viewers to follow continuing live coverage on iPlayer. Forty-one minutes of unfiltered, unchallenged propaganda by a far right party with 8 MPs, now third in the polls. Discuss.
BBC News just interrupted its coverage to go, live, to Nigel Farage - a man with no contitutional standing in our setup - responding to the budget - a document which nobody has seen yet. WHY
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Yet another sequel! After the success of Joe Blade, Colin Swinbourne and Interceptor applied its formula to a dystopian future London of punks and self-destructing citizens. The result was an even bigger hit in the budget charts. New post on Joe Blade 2: www.superchartisland.com/joe-blade-2
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Cray-2 was the fastest computer ever built as of 1985, processing at 1.9 gigaflops, or 1.9 billion floating point operations per second (FLOPS) iPhone 17 processes at ~2,073 gigaflops, or 2 trillion FLOPS Cray-2 weighed >5,500 pounds, while the iPhone 17 weighs 6.24 ounces— >14,000 times lighter
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Wor Ant an’ Dec arenae feart o’ ghosts, pet!
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“Glorified gimmick piece of crap” – the MacRumors forum responds to the launch of the iPod, 25 years ago. forums.macrumors.com/threads/appl...
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I had to go on Twitter to confirm this was real because Ship Awesome Games In A Weekend having a hand with six fingers was so on the nose I was about to pass out
This shit just writes itself at this point. Just the name "Epic AI MegaJam" is a joke that best describes what is going on with these companies.
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the xkcd comic isn't a joke, I don't know how many people realize that
70 percent of the internet was vulnerable yesterday to very bad security flaws inside a coding language. Turns out, *one volunteer* is mostly responsible for maintaining that code & helping push updates. Yesterday Ondřej Surý saved the internet. So I called him up www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...
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This week I wrote about the making of Daley Thompson's Olympic Challenge. Featuring Lucozade adverts, Serious Arm Lock-Up, and advertised gameplay features which didn't exist: superchartisland.com/daley-thompsons-olympic-challenge
ICYMI, this week I wrote about Argonaut Games and the making of Starglider 2. Featuring MUD, hacking live on TV, Star Wars, taming the blitter, star-mangled UI, and a C64 version that was "a bit of a disaster" superchartisland.com/starglider-2
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RIP Tom Skerritt, a reliable and enduring actor who you probably remember from...everything, basically. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
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In 2016, we published potentially the largest single feature to ever appear in Game Informer magazine with a full oral history of the legendary studio, BioWare. We've made that feature available online following reports of the studio's impending closure. gameinformer.com/feature/2026...
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Had this idea in lockdown, half-built it, forgot about it, remembered it again, though might as well finish it.
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Private equity, leveraged buyouts, erosion of worker rights, union busting, 8 figure executive pay packages, obvious corporate malfeasance, unregulated predatory loot boxes and Skinner box gambling psychology bullshit, out of control hardware pricing, this is the shit that is making games worse
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