Jake

lgtm. pr approved

oh fuck offf

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I used to watch eclipse loading before it was cool…

hmm so they move on to trying to argue that the ability of one near-trillion dollar company to pull off a fully-automated agent swarm attack means that humans must be taken out of the loop of the defense side of software infrastructure security to keep up. a convenient conclusion for their company

Thinking it might be nice to give someone a greeting card that doesn't express any particular sentiment. "Indifferent regards to you on this unremarkable occasion". On the card could be a picture of a log or a toaster

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Excuse me, did you just call me a vibe coder? I went to college for this stuff! I'm a professional slopware engineer.

2016 web developer worries: "man, divs really are hard to center!" 2026 web developer worries: "there are 639 compromised npm package versions in tonight’s Mini Shai-Hulud wave"

It was too good to be true.

All my software engineering pals just need survive 2 more long years, relearn our whole development toolchain, be great at graphic design and systems design and we should be able to get through all of this hype and wage shock.

data centres are bad, which is why I use the cloud instead

If your business has a website, you may want to have an app developed. Here’s a quick guide on how to make that decision: Does your website function? If the answer is yes, don’t release an app. If the answer is no, fix your website and don’t release an app.

Vibe Walking Into The Ocean

I just ran `helm` and got this window pop-up. Kubernetes has become a lot more complicated

Zelda is actually the name of the princess. The character you control is Zelda's Monster.

Flare 2 vec2 p;for(float i=-1.;i<1.;i+=.1)o+=(cos(i/.3+vec4(0,1,2,0))+1.)/(length(p*sin((p=((2.*FC.xy-r)/r.y+i)/.2)*mat2(cos(t-i-length(p)*.3-vec4(0,11,33,0)))))+i*i);o=tanh(o*o/4e2);

have you seen the new supply chain vuln? don't update tubu. it's literally on heebee. they got poodee's deps. they infiltrated dippy. roll back weeno. disable scripts in ~/.gumpyrc. it's in poob. do not install poob. do not update poob. uninstall poob right now. poob has it in for you.

always thought tech, writ large, should help humankind reduce tedium, and enable them to do creative things. It's not a solution to everything and always comes with costs.

Someone could instantly become the best journalist in DC by learning how to say to politicians “what do you mean by that?”

Even if I stopped using AI to code tomorrow, (not feasible because whats expected of my output has already exploded), it wouldnt matter: Even if I hand crafted every line of code no one would *realize* that's what I'd done, theyd just assume it was vibed. I spent my life developing this skill.

Hmm… they should invent a way to fund open source that doesn’t involve acquisitions or layoffs

As difficult as it is to scale infrastructure… …the hardest thing is to scale people. Yet technical founders spend most of their time on tech, because it’s interesting. Exactly wrong. That’s what you’re good at hiring for. Go solve the more important, harder problem.

The post-Winamp era of computing is straight up dogshit.

you shouldn’t trust anecdotal data. That’s what I’ve heard anyway.

It's kinda insane how if you really love Programming you should probably not go into the current software development industry because you are certainly not gonna be doing enough Programming to be content with your life.

tragic: stranger that wants to lecture you about your special interest doesn't seem to have any new information to give you about it

I would like everything everywhere to stop getting worse all the time

"minimalism is a scam created by big small to sell more less"

I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.

Don’t confuse honesty with destroying the self-esteem of those around you. That’s not being honest; that’s being a heartless son of a bitch.

They're talking about "water based" cooking now. Cooking things in water instead of oils. It's soup. They're making soup.

OK, just gonna put out there that the Latest Discourse most accurately reveals the simple truth that parasocial relationships with elected leaders are a mistake.

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