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I can't guarantee anything but this: The Phillies will 100% get Garrett Stubbs under contract for 2027 before the lockout begins

there is a real thing happening here where rich people are privileged enough to disengage from tech as a whole while letting assistants and their retinue handle it, but that’s not what they’re actually talking about here, and they are intentionally conflating it with AI refusal to make people mad

I like the idea that when a team fires their GM you start proposing a bunch of trades to the interim GM like you’re targeting the backup cornerback when the starter gets hurt

Conservative politicians pretending to love the Cheesecake Factory when it’s the only factory their donors haven’t sent overseas

"The rich are only defeated when running for their lives." - CLR James, The Black Jacobins

Winning elections is great but we shouldn't forget that every single person still voting Republican at this time should be YOUR ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SUSPENDED

we are all beautiful human submarines

Feels like a metaphor for Elon Musk

lightly pushing down on the possum pile to see if they make a sound like this

Eagles defense looking like the Phillies offense

Eagles' kick-receiving is next to the Phillies' baserunning in the category of "I fucking dare you to tell me they actually practice this"

Wade Phillips on the Eagles defense: "There's only two plays that they can't stop. That's the run and the pass."

It's wild how two men have won Super Bowls for the Eagles as defensive coordinators and the sensible thing is for neither one of them to be anywhere near the franchise

This video had Pat McAfee thinking he would be assassinated like Charlie Kirk. This is 100% true

No less bang for your buck in the entire NFL than this Eagles defensive line.

Why aren't they cutting to the coked out retirees when Tanner McKee is leading scoring drives?

Cute. That was at least 2 yards forward.

Pretty frightening if you mean to tell me they don't have a better answer than "Riq Woolen" right now.

Is ESPN gonna show a holding penalty or just two guys who never got tangled up

Best way to help this defense is to never let them see the field. 10-minute drives are an ingenious way of accomplishing that

Vic's defense is stale.

This has been a valuable game. McKee is not playing behind an OLine that has him running for his life every snap. He is getting time in the pocket, and he's facing one of the league's worst defenses. He simply sucks.

Hello Sharks! I have a revolutionary new base stealing glove. It’s 90 feet long.

First team to fall for the Eagles' fake 4th down hard count gets relegated to Canadian football

corporate media routinely describes Tim Scott as a moderate and celebrates his "relentless optimism"

But yeah Vic should take over as interim HC

Losing Will Shipley to injury and being forced to use Dameon Pierce is like if Garrett Stubbs got hurt and the Phillies were forced to let Erik Kratz have his roster spot

Mannion and Sirianni are starting their entire 2nd string. What's your excuse, Vic?

I know there's a lot going on but I feel it should probably be more of an above-the-fold story that members of Congress released a thoroughly documented report directly accusing the president of the United States of being a serial rapist.

love that the core conservative principle these days is “people shouldn’t be allowed to dislike me without consequences”

Closing message of the GOP in PA

Pat McAfee (after a teenager yells “Punter!” at him during GameDay): So this is what MLK felt like walking the Edmund Pettus Bridge

Say, anyone know what the head coach's job is?

Lula winning is great for the planet, great for Brazil, and great for people who aren't revanchist assholes everywhere in the world, but let's not forget that it's also going to make some of the worst people on Earth extremely sad and mad. We should enjoy that, as a little treat.

this is maybe the hardest anyone's ever fucked up in the history of ohio

boy it sure seems like the main threat to democracy everywhere across the globe is right wing media and certain social media companies

phenomenal news out of Serbia here’s hoping Brazil can keep their own strongman out despite blatant election interference

coming soon to a country near you!

ELIZABETH: I’m not really familiar with the Sugondese people either. NATHAN: Okay. BILLY: I hear you Nathan, and your line of questioning is valid. But I think what she’s too nice to say is that if the Sugondese won’t assimilate with our culture, they shouldn’t be allowed in our country.

Really wish they hadn't cut the replay off

thinking fondly again of the college girl at the donut place, who made a little muslim boy bounce giddily out the door after she told him his donut was free, and who waved me away and said "you're good" when it was my turn to pay and then, when asked if there was a deal that day said "i hate my job"