Alex Mason

My top 9 movies 1. The English Patient 2. Agent Zero 3. Chunnel! 4. Chapter Two 5. Death Blow 6. Prognosis Negative 7. Rochelle, Rochelle 8. The Pain and the Yearning 9. Cry, Cry Again

i held up the twin towers for as long as i could so firemen could escape but eventually mayor mamdani demanded that i evacuate the area. there is blood on his hands but mine are clean. so was my suit. many firemen were saying thank you, sir, they'd never seen anyone so clean.

who cares if bug spray is "not food," it's in the grocery store

it’s very validating that there’s no one who’s extremely pro-Israel but then otherwise a normal, kind person. it’s all guys who are disgusted by children’s hospitals.

Fearing for public safety, he decided to discharge his weapon at a member of the public

Author name jumpscare

Experts Warn that Fostering the Juster May Hasten Global Folly Experts Will Be Consumed in The Folly

They know what their class interest is. It's to use prejudice, patriarchy, and property to prevent the emergence of a diverse meritocracy. That would redound to the benefit of people from all backgrounds who find their opportunities in the city. "Can't make it anywhere, but I can make it here."

Notice how he's not saying "this is the fault of Parisian Sans-Culottes for being condescending to those poor peasants who would only support them if they knew that they shared a class interest." They don't share a class interest! These people *are a different class* that is *hostile to our class*.

There was a Trump in the 19th century too, you know. A demagogue with a famous name who won an election and centralized power around himself with the uncritical support of smallholding rural morons. Marx explained all of this in real time a century and a half ago. www.marxists.org/archive/marx...

I just pissed myself... this is the movie he is mad that people are calling slop... I demand you watch with the sound on... it is so much worse than you think it is going to be...

Enjoying my last matcha before The Event

Going to a fancy restaurant with a monkey chef called like "Out on a Limb" and they're serving peanuts on the half shell. The waiter is swinging his arms above his head as he walks and spilling water everywhere. They've been in business for 2 years

"Has anyone ever told you you look like Bo Burnham?" No, not even once. Yet strangely I've been asked this exact question dozens of times.

Speed and Politics by Paul Virilio, introduction to the 2006 edition

Let's remind the voters that Im running against a freaking astronaut and that I have resting Patrick Bateman face!!! *actual campaign media*

The waxing gibbous moon over my head. A thought bubble, it shines blankly.

With the way society has gone these days, half the HTTP requests aren't even for transferring hypertext

It's so brutal that this is one of the scam ads

Very cool, the economy is booming and investors are more optimistic than ever!

llvm-profdata (released in 2003) calling me UNK

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starshit poopers

I for one long for the day when a man may be judged not for how many people he left to die, nor how many women he groped, but by the content of his character

the empirical evidence is pretty conclusive that the 2020 protests contributed to trump’s defeat. why did it take four years for the “calamitous imagery” of those protests to have a decisive electoral impact in trump’s favor, & what caused the political valence of that imagery to reverse entirely?

When ICE comes into our neighborhoods targeting our communities and hurting our leaders, we show up! United. Organized. Ready to protect families.

My god can you even imagine

i think if you put me on a chart i'd most likely be in one of the better areas of it

Possession with intent to distribute requires written advertisements by the dealer, otherwise there's no way of knowing their intentions

[defense wheels out a tv with their own ai of the victim] hey man, thanks for killing me

I will never understand the desire to gloat about things like this