Michael George Hartley

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To be fair an accurate title world have been a bit too wordy..

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

Inflation is up again. Not because of a pandemic. Not because of a natural disaster. Because of Trump’s war, tariffs, and corporate tax breaks. It really is this simple: Republicans took over, and then drove up the cost of living in America.

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You call him a Minotaur, I call him Half Man, Half Brisket x

Anyway, happy anniversary to this tweet:

This is as funny as anything Ardman Animations every did.

We’ve held a village referendum

Very nice to hear a sane voice from Piddington. Serious respect to this woman, who is apparently already being othered by more bigoted villagers.

I’ve reached the point - well actually, I reached it a while ago - where I’m militantly anti-AI. Fine - use it in bioscience labs and radiology where it might help analyse data more effectively. Use it sparingly for systems engineering. Everywhere else, it can fuck off.

Oof

Larry as rat catcher.

Somewhere in England, a tired man turns off Channel 4 news and wearily puts on a bin.

Building our strength at home. Diversifying our trade partnerships abroad.

Can't get a moment's peace on this bloody planet.

Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.

The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan

BECAUSE IT WAS OBLIGED TO BY FRENCH GOVERNMENT LEGISLATION

Bless your heart.

Thank you ITV and Good Morning Britain.

The Asian dad Tommy Robinson falsely accused of being a predator has launched a defamation crowdfunder www.crowdjustice.com/case/tommy-r...

Don't mind me, I'm off to gut higher education, one of the UK's most successful and globally respected exporting industries, because I think doing so will let me defeat white nativism with immigration charts. I am the most naive human being alive.

When Paddington dies, he'll have to escort himself to heaven and it will cause a singularity that implodes the afterlife

Checkmate, Nige.

I wouldn't call myself a cartoonist, but I had the vision and just needed it to be on paper to the best of my ability.

When I was a kid we were taught that emissions were warming up the atmosphere, increasing the probability of things like wild fires, even in chilly old Britain. We drew pictures. We wrote to MPs. This was my neighbourhood yesterday My anger at the deniers, obstructionists & shills knows no bounds

"You may have head a load of nonsense, such as in the documents we published that are still available online."

Bede's World! Bede's World! Party time! Venerable!

Oops. We developed new technologies as if we were communists believe that they would reduce human toil, and create conditions for flourishing lives. But actually they dominate us, alienate us from each other, reduce us to servants to machines, and diminish our creativity, just as Marx noted in 1844.

What the hell is the BBC 6pm news doing leading with Farage's clickbait about using the Royal Navy to stop immigrants? An absurd soundbite from a tiny party with a disgraced leader and that's the most important news in the UK today? Dear God. The rot has truly gone deep.

In January, I stopped using X as a communication channel because the platform facilitated the creation of illegal and deeply harmful images by its AI tool, Grok. I am renewing my call for all governmental and parliamentary communications to stop using X. The platform continues to facilitate

Damn. I was looking for Micah Richards.

⚡ MapTap Challenge Round - Jul 29 www.maptap.gg/challenge 88🎓 90🎉 89🎉 85😁 100🎯 Score: 911 in 19.1s (6.3s to spare!)

ok reasonable

The best we in the UK can do is: Since William Ewart Gladstone stepped down as PM in 1894, every single Prime Minister has been alive at the same time as Harold Macmillan.

Under a Binface government, anyone who doesn’t accept human-made climate change as fact will be sent back to school, from Year 1 right the way to A Levels, to see if anything goes in the second time round. #VoteBinface

Ouch...

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For the first time ever, the top four ranked national teams have reached the World Cup semi-finals.

Obligatory Daily Heil Reminder

I mean, sure, if you’re a fan of it, but there’s a time and a place.