Mark Kelly

Doesn’t matter how you voted if you were front and centre in a Brexit government, actively overseeing the shrinking of our economy, our influence and our opportunities, while you rolled around in the trough. We’ll be disregarding everything you now say, thanks.

Brazil and Serbia, defying rise the tide of autocracy. This is how we do it, everywhere. 🌈

Elon Musk Just what an incredible fall from grace… From innovative, eco-conscious, cool nerd… 
To depraved, entitled, evil, war-mongering, self-radicalised fuckwit.

someone said that ed sheeran made the mistake of booking irish musicians and i think that's probably true. if his support acts and band were english we'd probably be hearing silence but bcos he likes to cosplay as irish he hired irish acts and they do *not* fuck around with this stuff.

I think the ' impossible position ' is being told that unless we uphold the self interest & abhorrent politics of billionaires our whole world will collapse .. Macklemore & the support acts have shown us that it doesn't have to be that way 🙏❤️ ☮️ 🇵🇸

Ed Sheeran has $400m, But he can't support someone simply being against Genocide because it might cost him money. Make sure it costs him all his money, he can play to empty stadiums or he can play in Tel Aviv.

You might have to turn up for the results of this one, Nige.

At what point does a British by-election get awarded to the silver medalist, à la Ben Johnson and Carl Lewis? Asking for a friend of a friend, i.e. me. #Clacton

A brief note for Nadhim Zahawi.

Checkmate, Nige.

You may have seen I broadcast a message to planet Earth from the edge of space. I thought it was equally important to speak to deep space about you and your lovely little planet. But I thought humans might like to see it too, so here it is. #Clacton #VoteBinface

People of Clacton! Show your support for me by putting a bin outside your house, one day this week, of a colour of Tendring Council's choice. This will be unequivocal proof of the success of my campaign.

At astonishing speed, our rights are being cancelled, worldwide. In the UK, the prosecution of Rajiv Menon KC is the latest example of blatant authoritarianism. Why? Because this is what billionaires and corporations demand. This week's column. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Every single person who rides an ostentatiously noisy motorbike can just fuck off. Those who do so in London or any town or city, and especially those who use chainsaw-volume engine revving as a “warning” can then fuck off all over again.

The most in demand bin EVER! And yet we got to meet, and quiz him… NEW Trawl meets @CountBinface ready to listen to on our Trawl Patreon now (🔗 below) What a ledge 🙌🏽 www.patreon.com/TheTrawlPodc...

To every trans Londoner: this city is yours too. Today we celebrate London Trans+ Pride and reaffirm a simple truth: you should be free to live as yourself, without fear or prejudice. You are loved. You are wanted. You belong here.

👏🏻🤌🏻🤣

It tells you everything you need to know about the state of British society when the Anne Frank Trust has to step in because of the dehumanising attacks on the LGBT community. What a disgrace we’ve become

What’s that, Dale? You want to give me an unconditional personal gift of £5million to do whatever I want with? Sure! I just need to fill out a form. If I didn’t declare it that would be silly.

"Farage is a privately educated, former city broker, a member of the political class for 30 years, a multi-millionaire, 5 properties, funded by a billionaire" "Nigel is not part of the establishment" - Laila Cunningham "Come on, you said that with a straight face" - @vicderbyshire.bsky.social

The Clacton by election is proper, old fashioned and very British farce. It's like a classic Ealing Comedy. And it's made all the funnier by the humourless po faced response from the Reform lot who are utterly devoid of a sense of humour. Look at this from one man joy zapper Lee Anderson.

Looks like what will separate the candidates in the upcoming Clacton By-election Is the letter 'O'. On the one side have a Count and on the other, well it's pretty obvious....

Why would you cut to John Terry and ruin the nation's erection like that

Mamdani Calls Out Netanyahu Do you Agree with Netanyahu's statement ? Mamdani: No, I am not going to echo the words of Benjamin Netanyahu. I can, however, share my own words and say them right here.👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

mamdani isn't even a socialist and yet the dem leadership is losing their minds we are only allowed a very thin spectrum of political dogshit and anything outside of that gets smeared as extremist the democratic leadership is a large part of why the world is currently dealing with american nazis

Breaking: Josh Simons is stepping down as an MP to create a by-election for Andy Burnham to potentially return to Parliament

hhahah - the moron simultaneously threatens Comey, Kimmel, and Iran - in that order hahahaha

Norah O'Donnell (60 Minutes): “Oh do you think he was referring to you?” Trump’s inner monologue: “OF COURSE HE WAS REFERRING TO ME! DO YOU SEE ANOTHER ADJUDICATED RAPIST IN THE ROOM?!?”

Q: What do Megyn Kelly, Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, Alex Jones, and Marjorie Taylor Greene all have in common? A: They have all turned against Donald Trump for reasons other than him raping children.

Ministers are exploring triggering the break clause in Palantir's NHS contract. I've signed the open letter to Wes Streeting calling on him to get Palantir out of the NHS. www.foxglove.org.uk/campaigns/we...

In absolutely chef’s kiss timing, Matthew Goodwin is due to speak at Orbán’s in-house propaganda group MCC *today* Badloss strikes again.

Magyar calls on the figurehead head of state Tamás Sulyok, as well as all high justice officials and other high officials appointed by Fidesz to resign immediately or they will be removed by the new government. He also announces a constitutional reform and that Hungary is joining EPPO.

Péter Magyar victory speech: "We want to make a country where no one is persecuted because they think differently or because someone loves in a different way to others." He may not have campaigned as a liberal. But this is a huge change of direction and rhetoric from Orbán’s anti-LGBTQ+ crusade.

Frankly it was a very bad idea for Vance to even. Allow Jared and Whitcoff to be in the negotiating room. That includes vance' wife. Those 3 should have not been anywhere near these negotiations! After all, Jared was bragging about how he talked donnie boy into striking Iran ... so WTF!

"Vance wasn’t there to support Orbán as much as he was there to declare his fealty to the Kremlin. That’s the way I read it." Full video: gregolear.substack.com/p/ramble-on-...

That is objectively a very funny phrase.

Actual LOL 😆

Nobody is talking about the insane volumes of anonomysed betters making squillions on Polymarket. And we don't even know who really owns Polymarket. I smell insider betting.

At this point, you don’t even have to look at a calendar. You can tell the day of the week by following the news. Once a fake story about Trump being “close to a deal” drops, you know it’s Sunday and the futures markets are opening soon. When Iran responds and says it’s BS, you know it’s Monday.

Backwards

Never underestimate how many deeply fucking stupid people are able to get rich and influential and never, ever underestimate how many really fucking stupid people are willing to vote them into power.

I've long believed that social media enables the very worst and stupidest people to comment on everything. This is how we get vaccine denial, Donald Trump and the Reform Party.

#NoKings