🎺🌊Harrison In Hoenn 🌊🎺

I got that dog next to me

After end of service, Pokémon UNITE will enter graveyard mode which allows for you to look at all Pokémon, graves etc. you own, enter the catacombs, and look at your epitaphs.

I'd love even more headlines like this, maybe with some of the names being different

“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy—they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness... and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”

IF YOU WANT SOMEONE TO FUCKING VOTE FOR YOU, YOU SHOULD NOT PROMISE TO TAKE AWAY THEIR HEALTHCARE OR OTHER RIGHTS! IT’S REALLY FUCKING SIMPLE! IF YOU’RE ANGRY THAT DEMOCRATS CAN’T DO THE BARE MINIMUM FOR THEIR VOTERS, TAKE IT UP WITH THEM!

My Mom just sent me some money to make sure I would be able to afford rent and whoever said money can’t buy happiness has never had the weight of not knowing how you would pay rent for the month lifted from them lol

I’m not a political journalist, so was gladly surprised at the community I found here last night. To Americans anxious about the upcoming elections, a key thing we learned in Brazil that might help you: DO NOT engage with the far-right online. Don’t share rage bait. Amplify your people. Ignore them.

Internationalism is right and necessary, this self-absorbed and petty nationalist denial of empathy for anyone suffering outside of your own country is how self-styled ‘liberals’ in the USA justify their continued plundering of the world while claiming to be progressive

The endless 4 year cycle is Don't sabotage them, they're just trying to get elected They just got into office, these things take time We're gearing for the presidency, we can't take risky moves The president can't just wave a magic wand to do good things

I think people intuitively understand that democratic candidates tossing trans kids to the wolves is not only morally repugnant but also politically ineffective, otherwise they wouldn't freak out every time someone said they weren't voting for a democrat who did this

BREAKING: First Lady Melania Trump explodes hostile invading Martian aircrafts with the laser beams she shoots from her eyes, the White House says. You gotta believe us, the White House added. This is for real!

I’m pretty sure mine is also 3

the culprit

Ever fucking green

I’ve invented a flying boat! It swings back and forth suspended above the ground and can even flip upside down! We’re gonna sell tickets for it and have corn dogs and churros! This boat is alive and can feel pain! This is the future of boats! In ten years all boats will fly and will take us to Mars—

We have so many worthless holidays to worship evil people when we could instead have holidays like this!

They did. They finally solved the problem of cars being right side up far, far too often!

oh, so you don’t know what consciousness is? but you’re “100% sure” that compressed air thrusters don’t have it. Interesting

I’m sorry to have to be the bad guy here but we need to recognize that we live in a compressed air thrusters world now. If you’re not finding ways to teach the critical use of compressed air thrusters in your classroom, you’re setting your students up to fail when you could be setting them up to fly

Every day I think, “You sit in Paris and talk of computer pictures?”

Politician shoots innocent person dead on the street in a move that some on the left are criticizing as resembling a sort of murder. Have true crime moms gone too far in their criticism?

"how do we pack the court without destroying the court's credibility" the conservatives have already destroyed the court's credibility. It has literally none left. Its legacy is gone forever. All that matters now is demolishing it

Hey, Society of Authors, how’s your unchanged position on ai going over?

There is no "ethical use of AI in the creative industries", so jot that down for starters.

Every piece of "art" and writing which uses AI should have a large Indelible watermark emblazoned across it. Mark of shame

Joe Biden’s one job was to prevent Trump from ever happening again. That was it! The thing we expressly elected him to do! And he whiffed it! He wouldn’t do the politically hard and necessary things, and now look where we are. He was an abject failure by the only measure that matters.

Over my fucking dead body

Just don't use it. Ursula K Le Guin comes to mind: 'We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art, and very often in our art, the art of words.'

The thieving machine was built on theft and is always hungry. There’s no such thing as “ethical” generative AI if it is built on stolen property.

Luckily I can’t think of a single Republican who has disappeared from their obligations for nine days or more while not curbing rumors about where they are or if they’re even alive. So there’s no way this can reflect poorly on any of them. No one comes to mind.

Anthropic warns that they have given a gun to ai and they know that it could shoot you and it has your address. Currently working on making the gun cooler. But just know it may, in the near future, come after you and there’s nothing they can do about that.

this is not a door guys like him want to open, he just doesn't know it yet

He just like me fr

ok time to log on to the information superhighway and use my little ape brain to process the individual traumas of 8 billion people at once this will be fine

Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.

this you?

We are soon going to have to come to grips with the fact that this shit is asbestos for the mind

The machine did not "go rogue." The machine belongs to and is the responsibility of the people who own it. Hold those people accountable for their goddamn machine.

Not the first to say this but I think liberals need to be reminded that ally-ship is not a given. There is a swell of liberals who are enthusiastic to trade the rights and safety of others for their own comfort and material gain - with the promise that in better days they'll help others.

They’re live-streaming the execution of the person they think they can get away with doing that to first. It’s a test. If they can do that, they’ll expand the margins of permission.