Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape

Big Walk fucking rips. Absolute GOTY

at a cafe seated next to a guy who has been on a call the whole time, talking about the AI chatbot he made to play Fantasy Football for him AND automate participation in his Fantasy Football group chat

Me? No, I would never financially pay for an open source ecosystem. I’d much rather pay indirectly through elaborate systemic consequences. That lets me still find people to be mad at, and that’s comforting. Also think of the content.

me and a bunch of stupid assholes are going to start a certificate authority in the middle of the internet to either die or prove a very important point.

What's His Secret?

why do we bash "dead beat" children for not being there for their parents but we never question if the parent has bad vibes? or if they're just unpleasant to be around?

Persian Cat Room Guardian Rules Everything Around Me

when you nutted but she still crunchin’

a circulatory system is seen by the perimeter fence. a few days later, a partially muscled skeleton stands in a hallway and screams for a moment before vanishing

i lost 20 pounds by smiling

I’m sorry to have to be the bad guy here but we need to recognize that we live in a compressed air thrusters world now. If you’re not finding ways to teach the critical use of compressed air thrusters in your classroom, you’re setting your students up to fail when you could be setting them up to fly

I'm not put out by what James Hetfield said because I have never really looked to Metallica for guidance or moral clarity or good music.

I’m in the market for a new bag (back or messenger or cross body, idk yet) and IG keeps advertising me a waxed canvas one that I quite like, but the brand is called ”nutsacbags” and I simply cannot suffer having to tell someone I’m wearing a nut sac bag

ok thats it, computers have officially gone too far

your evil, ill-considered ideas are unworthy of debate bro. prepare to die.

Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.

MY CUSTOM GTA GANG MEMBER: We gotta hit the high school auditorium Saturday. This local craft fair with all the painted pumpkins is popping. ME: No it has always been my dream to stay at home and safely masturbate. 🟡 Quest updated: A Weekend Without Hospitalization

i can be trusted with the live delivery map this time, i swear it

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Your favorite Anthropic so-called "whistleblower" said that the rationalists have "specialized minds" that allow them to see that the end is about to be brought on to us by a magical machine god. Parroting the cult leader (of the rationalists, the R in TESCREAL) who says the same about himself.

i found it. the one thing more insulting than calling it a "Philly Sandwich". we've cracked it at last:

On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.

hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position

Thanks to the awesome power of AI, I no longer know my home address

y’all remember fucking Firewire?

crazy to me that Emperor X is having a moment on tiktok

I would trust a furry to fly a plane. In fact I would prefer it. I want a pilot who is secure in themselves and supports independent artists

Not now motherfucker, I’m microblogging!

Isn’t it awful?

me and a bunch of stupid assholes are going to start a company in the middle of the bay area to either spend a lot of tokens or prove a very important point

Me whispering to my friend: that’s Baby

As far as I can tell, Effective Altruists are Utilitarians who are relieved that in the Trolley Problem, saving 5 people justifies their innate desire to kill the one guy

it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam

just about gettin to be Over The Garden Wall time, folks.

People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson