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Hetero Awesome Fest - Guerrilla Performance - Boise, Idaho - Boy 🚨 A QUEER PERSON HAS SNUCK ONTO THE STAGE AT HETERO PRIDE THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨

About "nonviolence"— The definition of "violence" is not neutral. What counts as violence is determined by those who control public discourse. This is why police can terrorize people without it registering as violence, while the slightest act of community defense is framed as "violence." 🧵⬇️

Anarchists: proudly taking the blame for anything politicians don't like since the 19th goddamn century.

Thing I need all Dems at every level to absorb yesterday: if someone pulls a knife on you, you are in a knife fight, whether or not you want to be

Putting up a fierce fight at the opening of the poem is the way to stop the rest of the poem from coming true. The fight for migrants and to stop ICE is the same fight as the fight to protect LGBT people (citizens or not), reproductive autonomy, and everyone else the fascists want to fuck with.

MA MA MA MA MASTERPIECE. #Andor

For folks in the DMV area:

And I try my best, to not get depressed, to get out of bed early, drink coffee, get dressed. And be happy throughout every miserable day, but most of all to love everything in a world that I hate.

good job orcas, let’s escalate this shit

If I had known this was the official Country Over Party I would've brought more booze.

ok on this one let’s let Elon Musk cook

Go Birds

Poverty is the parent of something something something

Feels like a metaphor

in america giant bodies of water can change their names, but trans people can’t

Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.

ICYMI: We interviewed the Gaza protester who interrupted the Kendrick Lamar Super Bowl halftime show. https://interc.pt/4hSnmTG

This is so important! Ever since 2021 I've been mourning for the world that would be, if everyone got their flu vaccine every year. We could be reducing transmission exponentially.

yo Philly just move the celebration 150 miles to DC and put an end to this shit

when yall see conservatives say “DEI” you can just replace it with the n-word to understand what they really mean

Breaking news: State attorneys general from California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Illinois, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York, Nevada, Vermont, and Wisconsin advise Trump's EO banning trans care is unlawful, hospitals should provide care. Big counter salvo!

people should probably stop listening to anything these democratic strategists have to say considering where their strategies have gotten us

Remember when South Korean parliament members were barred from a building and they all said "fuck you" and climbed the fences to get in and stop the coup? Imagine if congress members had the balls...

Hard to compete with this

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There basically needs to a Democratic leader on every news show, every online platform, every street corner from now until 2026 telling Americans that Republicans are weird fascist freaks who want to actively kill them. That's like the bare minimum strategy here. Just flood the zone.

Quakers have a really good percentage of being on the right side of history going way back.

What we have instead of an opposition party is a copy of Robert's Rules of Order that has learned how to do GoFundMes and insider trading

This goes so fucking hard dude

if you prefer, i also did a video reading it here as well www.youtube.com/watch?v=63RY...

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@drewmorgcomedy.bsky.social good luck tonight, have a good show. Hope to see you around here some more.