Matt Jordan

These People Have No Idea What They're Mad About, exhibit 8,263,924,246

Here's Lula celebrating tonight with Erika Hilton, a transgender politician who led the drive to end the six-day work week in Brazil. Erika showed workers solidarity, they showed her solidarity back. Solidarity is how fascism loses.

In his acceptance speech, Lula says he will work to regulate digital platforms in Brazil. “Digital crimes must be dealt with like real-life crimes.” This comes after Meta directly interfered with the Brazilian elections, favouring Flávio Bolsonaro.

Seems this is a pattern. Oct 30, 2022: Lula wins the runoff election in Brazil Luka has 44 points and 5 assists in a win Oct. 25, 2026: Lula wins the runoff election in Brazil Luka has 52 points and 8 assists in a win

If you have a free 2 hours and 16 minutes you can treat yourself to one of the most enjoyable motion pictures ever made.

Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff

It’s never been more clear that racism is a scam perpetrated by wealthy elites to convince working people to blame someone other than the wealthy elite.

Mrs. Miller complains that Dems want to [checks her highlighted passage] prosecute those who committed federal crimes

do yourself a favor and click through this to see what it's replying to

Guillermo Del Toro dropping another one liner that’s exactly how I feel about AI slop, the “punishment” is built in

The pedophile protection party’s president is laundering right-wing conspiracy theories through the most corrupt DOJ in American history. Whenever the news turns bad, this creep reaches for one name: mine. So let’s make it crystal clear. My name has always been Ilhan Omar.

Do you know how bad the abuse has to be for a judge to remove kids from their birth mother? Just saw Amy Acton’s CNN interview about that Ramaswamy ad and , listen, I lived in NC through the Willie Horton ad era. I’m not precious. This is so disgusting that I wish I believed in hell. I really do.

The first genuinely honest ad for generative AI I've ever seen, from Microsoft / CoPilot A mediocre white guy sees his non-white colleague getting praised for good work, he asks AI to *literally copy it*, and then he gets all the praise instead: www.ispot.tv/ad/SoDi/micr...

What an October Surprise

With the election looming, the GOP is calling in the big guns. Which means having a megachurch freak named Timmy dispatch an army of walleyed 23yo home-school casualties with YouTube diction to opposing candidates' rallies, where they will demand those candidates reject and denounce the WNBA.

Hail and Farewell to an absolute King

just asked my tailor if he disavows the muslin brotherhood

How fucken stupid do you have to be

Oct 17th 1946 - Brigadier General Francis Xavier Hummel's late wife was born. 📽️📅 The Rock (1996)

imo any amount of money is life changing if you know how to spend it. There isn't a person reading this who wouldn't be happier with an extra 30 bucks in their pocket.

Ah! Well. Nevertheless,

sorry i just don’t think it’s “funny” when a woman loses her job

Katie Zacharia STUNS with incompetence, even for the Trump Administration

Coming this fall to CBS: Zacharia at Law

I know he's juiceless and flailing, but pretty exceptional stuff from the big man here. Imagine being so bad at your job that the guy who made “You’re fired” his catchphrase can’t even bring himself to say it

Marjorie Taylor Greene comes out with a statement opposing the raid on Ilhan Omar before Chuck Schumer, the leader of the Democratic Party

Haven't seen Crystal Lake yet, and as a F13 hesitantly looking forward to it, but I scrolled through the episodes on Peacock and OF COURSE it does that one bad trope all limited series do towards the end of their run. Looking forward to that trend going out of style.

Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are.

Peggy Sue Got Married for Tax Purposes

OCTOBER SURPRISE: The government has decided against broadcasting shooting a guy!

happy sickos day to all who celebrate

David Ellison, sitting down on a cushion of debt on day one of Big Skydance: Where are we on more Girls?

RIP Alfred Hitchcock, you would have loved the Ranch Snack Wrap

She lacks the natural charisma of Karoline Leavitt

D+15 Midterm indicator

Interesting choice for a guy who just sold his AI company for several hundred million dollars to stage the climax of his movie in a depleted reservoir.