The Island of Dr. Oetker

The Island of Dr. Oetker

@jdsorvari.bsky.social

Writer / Narrative designer just yelling his own opinions and dank memes into the digital void. Massively in Malmö.

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Mass Effect was my ultimate white whale, my all-time dream project. For the last couple years I'd been in discussion w/ BioWare & EA to take on the project & as part of that I wrote close to 20 minutes of music to explore where the franchise can go next, may as well share it!

First 5 TTRPGs I played: 1. RuneQuest (3rd edition) 2. Call of Cthulhu (4th edition) 3. Rolemaster 4. Cyberpunk 2020 5. GURPS I am guessing a bit there since we played a lot of different systems a handful of times back then. The first two I stuck with for a long time though.

Antony Johnston@antonyjohnston.bsky.social

So we're doing "first 5 RPGs I played", is it. In order: 1. Middle Earth Role Playing (original version) 2. Dungeons & Dragons (basic & advanced) 3. Tunnels & Trolls 4. Traveller 5. Advanced Fighting Fantasy …it was England in the mid-1980s, there weren't a whole lot of RPGs one *could* play…! 😂🎲

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Guillermo Del Toro dropping another one liner that’s exactly how I feel about AI slop, the “punishment” is built in

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I usually check out as many games as possible in Next Fest, but the tidal wave of AI trash has beaten me Non-AI indie devs please post your games below and I'll check em out instead Also @steampowered.com PLEASE add an option to filter out AI games in searches. It's killing discoverability #gaming

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"Hey, are you a kind of pathetic dude who just has a real unpleasant vibe and an underdeveloped understanding of basic ethics? Boy howdy, do we have the product for you!" Jesus, this is some depressing shit.

KetAnthropic JoshAI@ketanjoshi.co

The first genuinely honest ad for generative AI I've ever seen, from Microsoft / CoPilot A mediocre white guy sees his non-white colleague getting praised for good work, he asks AI to *literally copy it*, and then he gets all the praise instead: www.ispot.tv/ad/SoDi/micr...

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please stop replying to game devs saying things like "well look on the bright side those laid off devs can start their own indie studios now" because eventually one of us is going to snap and "WITH WHAT FUCKING MONEY" would be a shitty last thing to hear before you die

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Replying to @michaelhobbes.bsky.social

Another one. The premise: Young people are cutting off their parents for minor mistakes and misunderstandings. The lead anecdote: A woman severs ties with her family for refusing to get vaccinated before her wedding — to a man who *lost his mother and brother to COVID*

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Can’t have American twilight without a little moonshine.

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social

WASHINGTON (AP) — Supreme Court agrees to review Reconstruction-era ban on distilling spirits in private homes.

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after two years of bargaining thanks to activision's stall tactics, unionized workers have authorized a strike. I spoke to them, as well as an ex-employee with disability issues who was basically forced out of the company due to the return-to-office policies the union has been trying to fight

Aftermath@aftermath.site

With Call of Duty release near and no union contract in sight, Activision workers authorize strike aftermath.site/activision-qa-...

Put a sledgehammer to the server it runs on and then let it try. This is not some kind of magical entity we can't control, it's code, it is entirely controllable by the company that made it, and if it does something fucky, it is because the company allowed it to, either intentionally or by accident.

Rob Zacny@robzacny.bsky.social

I was curious but ambivalent about the Shogun 2 Complete Edition thing, mostly because after playing it 2 years ago, game still looked phenomenal. So did we need this? Well, it’s out today and uh www.reddit.com/r/totalwar/c...

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My apologies to anyone else who’s old enough not to want to be reminded just how fucking long ago it was, but: today is the 41st anniversary of the release of Cloudbusting—so it must be time to tell you about Wilhelm Reich and his orgasmatron...

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Yet another issue where the only reasonable position is "everybody goes to jail." Anything less is incompatible with the rule of law.

Catherine Rampell@crampell.bsky.social

Billions of dollars’ worth of contracts predicting oil would fall and the S&P 500 would rise were placed about 15 minutes before Trump announced a U-turn on Iran in a post on Truth Social. CFTC staff began to investigate...then were told to lay off. www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...

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My brother’s sitting with a friend at a window table in a pub in Oxford. Friend says “Was that Brian Blessed in the street?” And then, right by the window: “YES IT’S ME, BRIAN BLESSED! BWAH HA HA HA!”. And then RAN away.

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I don't think companies realize this yet but going "complete AI game development" isn't giving "the future" it's giving "we're broke." Like y'all just don't want to pay wages.

Jason Schreier@jasonschreier.bsky.social

NEW: Epic Games has delayed its upcoming (not yet announced) Star Wars + Marvel shooter as it pivots to complete AI game development. "No more hand-written code," a director told staff. All art "generated with full AI workflows." Full scoop: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

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I died in the shipwreck of a whaling vessel in 1798, but a few days later, clinging to an old rum barrel. Now I can only haunt this one specific patch of desolate ocean. I thought I saw a cruise liner once, in the distance. Had a scare ready to go and everything. Not much going on outside of that

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If you’re wondering what the vibe is going into the midterms the New England fall fair I went to today had a crochet guillotine for sale.

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