Brian Orce

If I was getting guillotined I’d ask to face up

It turns out punishing coup plotters actually is an effective deterrent!

Krusty the Klown by Jose Pulido

youtu.be/TF6mFShh9Es?...

State Charges, bitch. Also vigilante justice (not advocating, just predicting).

Someone should kiss Elon Musk. Just kiss him. Damn autocorrect

“The communications backbone for an entire country’s military has gone down and nobody knows who is responsible” Yeah we’re gonna need to send people to prison and start nationalizing things.

Reminded of how tv news looped the images of the military equipment the Biden administration deliberately left behind in Afghanistan for weeks after the withdrawal as if they represented a huge scandal

Lights are reflected off a bulletproof screen as President Trump speaks during a campaign rally in Greenville, North Carolina. More photos of the week: reut.rs/4yGkBNh 📷 Evan Vucci

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Courtesy of a friend who is a veterinarian for a zoo

Not exactly my "job" but... theonion.com/fucking-lose...

It should be assumed that you wish death upon JK Rowling unless you explicitly say you don’t.

Get in loser, we’re making moonshine

What's extremely telling is that there is never once an article like this written from the perspective of the person who cut off their parent.

“Elon Musk has said…”

Gotham Knights is on sale for $6.99 (90% off) - should I get it?

New hipster tattoo just dropped

Tim Robinson, sketch comedy GOAT: “Lorne has lost his fucking mind and someone needs to shoot him in the back of the head,” Robinson is written to have said around the time of Trump’s hosting spot, per Morrison’s book variety.com/2025/tv/news...

This is the moderate position

Have some self respect and use your voice (if you have one) to get people off of Twitter

Yeah that's neat man. Did you know the guy who runs it is using his unimaginable wealth to accomplish all of the goals of the KKK? I don't care if it's the Dave & Busters of blowjobs, I'm not going

A decent comedian could find a non-misogynistic joke about leggings that accentuate your anus, but Shane is not that comedian

Excited for November's electoral contest between Arsonists and Shitty Firemen

English Chef’s Kiss

Another meeting of the minds I missed by not being on X, the Everything App!

More to the point — people who stayed on the platform don't realize how inured to extremism they've become. They regularly get exposed to trending topics, and amplified content from verified accounts, that they would have recoiled from just a few years ago. I don't miss anything *not* being there.

If a party is hosted by a Nazi; it is a Nazi party, and if you don’t feel yourself being marinated in rightwing filth; you’re already cooked

I just think it's dishonest to say that the politics are unavoidable on other platforms, but they are on X. Its *point* is its politics; you're just saying they exist at a level you find palatable. The guys who doxed my family aren't on the other platforms; they're followed by staff members on X.

if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

But strew his ashes to the wind Whose sword or voice has served mankind,— And is he dead, whose glorious mind Lifts thine on high?— To live in hearts we leave behind Is not to die. — from Hallowed ground by Thomas Campbell

“Finish every day and be done with it.” Ralph Waldo Emerson writes to his daughter in 1854.

NYC is opening 160 car-free (but treat-filled) streets and plazas to enjoy fun and safe fall festivities this spooky season. Find one near you at nyc.gov/trickorstreets.

"Some cross breeze" isn't enough

Friend has a theory that any Will Ferrell movie would be improved by subbing in Michael Douglas and now I'm pondering Michael Douglas as Frank the Tank in Old School

New Kid Rock atrocity just dropped