Just4funsa

If you are not willing to meet me in a hotel room, there is no reason to DM me...

For Halloween I’m dressing up as a slutty poor person. Wait.

Picked up some new friends while out. Gotta love when Halloween decorations go on sale.

Sure, I’ll jolly your ranchers

Ever wonder why period pieces are so popular with postmenopausal women?

Dunno why mobsters are always threatening this. It looks lovely

the chronically online impulse to post brb everytime i stop scrolling

unapologetically wasting my hotness on nonsense

brb gotta get my fufu* started *boring tasks, probably

enquiring minds have me muted

Grindr is the worst dating app, I’ve been looking for a girlfriend on there for five years.

Nobody Knows What Third Light Switch Does

Daily bunny no.3485 having a late picnic

This year for Halloween, I’m gonna be a slutty used car salesman

hey! this can of whoop ass is only half full

My outlets are shocked with your behavior

Sorry you came home and found me making love to your Jack o’ lantern.

Someone saw me fill my gas tank and now I’m on the cover of Forbes Magazine.

Live, love, laugh, cramp in your calf

Morning sex can replace any morning exercise routine, if you do it right...

#caturday #cats

how it feels when you post bad

nothing feels good as fat jeans

Whoever did this and I would get along well.

“i'm a top" "i'm a bottom” Yeah, that’s how a horse costume works pal

5 Things You Should Stop Doing During Sex: 1. operating a bandsaw 2. napping 3. root canal 4. tuba solo 5. glass blowing

You never really hear anyone single-dog dare somebody

Did you know you can just buy a cattle prod at the feed store and use it on crowds at your leisure?

I need whatever it is that gives cats energy when they get the zoomies

Wesley Snipes is so bad ass in Blade because he’s not acting. He still hunts vampires on the weekends.

Far Side

Ronald killed more than them combined

@natefakes.bsky.social 🤭🤭🤭