Kira 🌹

Hey all a troll has decided I'm too beautiful to resist so if you see this acc please report it for impersonating me!

Stuck in a scene? Do what the pros do: use brackets. Write what the story beat is: [Our hero gets out of the fight through clever means] Then just keep writing what happens after. Maintaining momentum is key to getting the most words on the page. Meanwhile solutions often present themselves later.

What kind of crimes do cats commit? Felineys!

Next time you have an idea that seems too crazy, just remember that John Woo once walked into an office and said "I wanna make a movie where Nick Cage plays John Travolta playing Nick Cage, and John Travolta plays Nick Cage playing John Travolta," and someone wrote him a check for 80 million dollars

True story.

BREAKING: Two elementary school children were shot in a school shooting in Northern California before the gunman took his own life. The incident occurred around 1 p.m. at Feather River School. The condition of two children is unknown. Fuck every lawmaker whose votes made this possible.

Incredible courage of South Koreans defending their parliament from President Yoon Suk Yeol's attempt to overthrow democracy.

The approximately 24,000 US military service members in Korea right now

This is the energy we will need!!

Fr tho what are the "vibe" categories they give us lmao even on yt music

I need one of these!

Santa Paws 🎅🎄

Lucky is waiting patiently for his morning coffee ☕️ (PS. It’s chilly here so he donned a little jacket.)

I like that boulder, that is a nice boulder.

one of my most deranged tendencies is that after eating a holiday meal i save the leftover food in the refrigerator so i can eat it over the next couple of days. but that’s just my unhinged libra chaos energy behavior

I feel so vindicated that so many creators I like are creating accounts here

on some downright nefarious shit this most blessed black friday with the deals ive scored

Does anyone want to start a book club? We could have cycling recommendations

back at it again at Birmingham MCM 👌

BTW your girl is a residential new construction plumber

Today would have been Chadwick Boseman’s 48th birthday.

Ok I will admit that I was VERY hesitant to get on a new social media platform. I already have like 6 and honestly the internet isn't that fun these days, but I have to admit I'm really enjoying Bluesky! Please consider sharing this post to help me grow my Bluesky audience to match the rest!

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

Literally...

american schools: on the first thanksgiving, the pilgrims and native americans shared dinner to celebrate their peaceful coexistence in the new world 😊 me: that sounds nice! what happened next? american schools: uhhhhhhh. dessert

Ain't Right (2022)

Literally...

The blatant disrespect of the general public toward basic sciences makes me want to

I want to wish a particularly Happy Thanksgiving to those whose memories extend all the way back to pre-Election Day You can learn a lot about our new POTUS just by looking at, I dunno, everything he's ever done and remembering that he's a career criminal, rapist, con man, sexual predator and stuff

"It’s us against the world now, turkey."

Kinda looking forward to the tariffs idk. Maybe soup kitchen lines will become the third place we need to rebuild social cohesion