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My mood for the next four years.

the washington free beacon is trying to october surprise abdul by revealing his comms chief used to post bangers

Say no to internalized misogyny and say yes to having a cat who's endlessly affectionate but also a menace who just needs to stay off the counter for five fucking minutes while you're trying to cook for God's sake.

Who up sinning against god

Thank Christ, nature is healing.

QTP with a GIF of your favorite Sailor Scout 🎀

Weird how they made this week entirely out of Mondays.

Bustin’ makes you feel good? Sure, but it’s also highly addictive. If you or someone you know is experimenting with bustin’, help is available. Bust safely

This is one of the most holy sh*t stories I’ve ever read in my life. www.vanityfair.com/story/jared-...

The need to bully the vulnerable yet feel like a victim is the top of Maslow’s pyramid for cowards.

Seen this story all day today. Every headline says "27 year old Minnesota man..." I have yet to see one with the headline that the man was Somalian. The most maligned and denigrated group in Minnesota www.goodmorningamerica.com/news/story/2...

Just tell the illness he's an alpha, surely the illness will recognize Tate as a gigachad real one and back up like his hairline.

Saying "cringe is dead" is Elon Musk erasure. I wish it were so but we live in unfair universe where Elon Musk is both alive and cringe.

I was screaming for a few hours at a hockey game and my voice dropped an octave. Quick, someone commission me for some late night radio spots.

When I watch the original Jurassic Park it's mandatory to talk about the utahraptor.

hell yeah can't wait to follow in the footsteps of my georgian forebears by going Fucking Blind and Dying

been a while since millennials got to ruin anything, glad to see we've still got the juice

new tingler 'NOT POUNDED BY THE SENTIENT TESLO FLYING CAR BECAUSE IT’S OBVIOUSLY FAKE BUT I’M SURE PEOPLE WHO THINK THE PIRATES AT THEME PARKS ARE REAL AND BIRTHDAY PARTY MAGICIANS ARE ACTUAL WIZARDS ARE PUMPED.' out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0HNHXRGJ2/ and patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/...

"Trans Lives are Real. Harry Potter is Not" Sticker spotted in NYC

Hey, it’s the same guy who was given a detailed plan with a budget to solve world hunger, and then chose not to

I have met the nicest older folks at protests. I've seen boomers escorting their elderly parents with canes and walkers at protests. They are so fucking angry that they're still having to protest the same old shit.

lol

a roomba would go ham in the backrooms

horror movies are a reflection of our times, like how swimfan captured and defined the early 2000s public paranoia about swimfans

Folks, if you're still on Twitter this is what you're supporting. It can't be any more cut and dried.

It would really be great if folks not affiliated with the Trump Administration could stop using "Department of War." The Department of Defense is a statutory creation, and the name is statutorily given--the administration cannot unilaterally change it.

I’m lost in New York City. Maybe this will help: I’m right near a t-shirt shop that’s next to a $1.50 pizza shop that borders a weed store.

Holy shit. Someone has decompiled the Adobe suite, rebuilt it in Rust and released it as open source. Either all software is dead or the US copyright laws are about to receive an update. getartcraft.com/apps

Yakko and Wakko should leave the nurse alone. Firstly, she is just trying to do her job as a nurse. Secondly, she is clearly more woman than they could handle. She would destroy them, mind, body, and spirit.

who could have predicted that OpenAI's attempt at a safe version of ChatGPT for teens would be a busted mess that still does kids' homework for them and discusses suicide without informing parents futurism.com/artificial-i...

Something unprecedented happened during my visit to the Gulf. For the first time in 20 years in Congress, I was denied entry to U.S. military facilities and even meetings with military leaders. An order from Hegseth - that applies to both parties - to hide the cost of the war.

a little louder for the cheap seats in the back

The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.

Sucks to be running out of rare earth elements if only we had known they were so rare

Please remember that for every VE Schwab and Stephen King, there are a lot of banned Black, queer, and POC writers you've never heard of, to whom it is maybe not a badge of honor but a denial of their voice. Being banned is not a marketing opportunity, unless one is already rich.

Fun fact: When I went to speak at Broadview while I was still under federal indictment, 3 VERY obvious Feds kept following me, trying to copy these people. They had riot shields that said “WE PROTECT US” and asked me conspiratorially if I “knew about the plan” which was totally real. Bro. (1/4)

Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.