Lisa

MINOGUE? MOAR LIKE MINOPE

I’m sorry, does this kitten have a cat head on the side? Kitty inception!

Even the cookies are fed tf up.

republicans used to complain about the violence in gangster rap and now they want to livestream an execution

Gonna have nightmares about 2B yelling "RAILGUN WARNING" at me.

Silly.

Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future

I have a Big Ask from our community. Many of you will remember our graduates Pikachu and Eevee, who were adopted together. Eevee had dealt with some very challenging chronic diarrhea while she was a kitten, but before adoption, we figured out a food that worked for her & she was all better (thread)

long legs

POV: you are trying to meditate

You're awake! Gosh, how wonderful! You hit your head in early 2016 and have been asleep ever since. I'm so glad you're back. Come downstairs. The sun is shining. I made pancakes. Did you have any dreams?

Hello!

Ridiculous.

She snooze.

Body: The autumn approaches. Consume carbs. Make soup. Me: It was 94 degrees today. Body: Nestle in the bed beneath a mountain of blankets. Me: I was sweating so much I had to change my bra. Body: You crave cozy. Become one with the cozy. Me: I'm going to go sleep face-up in the pool.

Everywhere he went, Ed Markey's biggest applause line was about protecting trans people. The Massholes yearn for trans liberation.

Pac-Man caused the obesity epidemic by normalizing eating not only small white circles, but also fruit and ghosts (for ten seconds after you eat a power pellet). This is all deadly serious.

the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA

This is going to make it very difficult to know which sports we should ban them from.

A coworker called a meeting before another meeting we had scheduled to complain about us having too many meetings.

Having a chronic illness is wild. I had the audacity to think I could get blood drawn for routine tests and then go to work for the rest of the day like a normal person, and as a result I've felt like I'm dying for the last two weeks.

The families of those killed in the Sandy Hook school shooting will indirectly receive money from Alex Jones after a billion-dollar defamation verdict.

We are FULL OF SCREAMS this morning.

went down to the centrist convention. they’re all shaking and crying, I heard one guy say “I’m starting to think a better world IS possible.” the lady next to him slapped him in the face

Every time I see someone say "the pronouns have just become a gimmick" I look over at the folks who say they love the pronouns and it makes their heart happy and start trying to figure out how to put even more pronouns in the next book.

It just doesn’t seem sustainable for everything to be impossibly stupid and incredibly evil at the same time. At the very least, we have to pick one or the other.

Hello! 👋 I'm hoping to raise money for two Bay Area cat rescues. If you post a screenshot of you donating at least $20, I will answer a style-related question for you. But first, let me tell you about the rescues, why they're worthy of your support, and hopefully get you to adopt a cat. 🧵

Pride month final boss

if i seem laid back and relaxed to you, it’s an elaborate ruse - i actually carry the kind of tension that makes massage therapists and other health professionals say “wow” and “oh no”

This hits different now that I have the book in hand 😭

Picard management tip: Fight for what you know is right. Only arrogant bullies think resistance is futile.

About 45% of pet ownership is walking by them and badly singing little songs that integrate their names. If you can’t do this, then I’m sorry, you are not ready for the responsibilities of owning a pet.

It's the annual Ask a Manager salary survey! Every year, vastly fewer men fill this out than women. Men, please share your salary info (anonymously) so we have concrete salary comparisons to inform pay negotiations and fight the pay gap

Poor people don't "deserve" free services if they're not angelically perfect and being poor the right way. Rich people don't "deserve" free services because they could afford to pay. Here's a thought! Public services should be services for The Public--i.e. EVERYONE.

On this Trans Day of Visibility, I would just like to say that trans rights are human rights and that celebrating the trans community as a part of all communities enriches every one of us.

Ok step one is to make them look less delicious

the cyclops cat has awakened from its slumber

it is the postal SERVICE not the postal BUSINESS thank you for your time