Lev lion

Girl, I wanna take you to a

I mean sure you can but mince off a supermarket shelf isn't the first choice for raw XD

Zelensky sex aide.

"AI will change the world."

Not sure about this new vodka flavour.

One of our cats is called badminton powerhouse and today this appears in the garden. I want to know did badminton bring it because it's his jam or did the other cat bring it as a gift for him.

the differences in sports across the pond is always interesting. look how the brits do bowling. totally different than how we do it

Invented by Hiroshi Horiuchi at the height of the 80's home robotics trend, Robie gave kids who wanted a little robot a much simpler treat - if you put a coin in his hand and pressed down, he'd wake up, look at his treat, gobble it down, and chomp with gusto before licking his robotic lips.

"Russian lab worker dies of ‘unknown’ virus as hundreds placed in quarantine" Let us start off strong.. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/e...

Warning shots over the bao

Yeah sure why don't we try that or just submit a brick or the concept of soup as an entry since we don't seem to care anymore

Shotton train station XD

Anyone who has seen the next heavy metal movie knows how this is going to end

True story.

I guess you get to see a lot of 70s TV personalities and stuff like that.

Phew, what a relief.

The names Bond, McBond

The most expensive new iPhone will cost as much as it cost me to have a whole flat roof rebuilt with insulation etc on my house XD

I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing

dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it

Good morning Bluesky ☀️ This is one of the last coal powered sheep. The vast majority of UK sheep are now all electric ⚡️

Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI https://theonion.com/guy-who-sucks-at-being-a-person-sees-huge-potential-in-1850488022/

This morning poppy from playdays was in my coffee. No nothing else just a cat.

Typical gov makes plug in solar legal to "help with bills" say kits should be about £500 even though the parts shouldn't really be more than £350. First kits to be ready to go are £900 and £1200 XD and in such limited numbers

How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right

Also, that was not an okay use of the emergency system. It's for "shit's going down, you need to act now" situations The risk of wildfires is really bad, yes, I'm not doubting it, but that's not the system to use.

A week of hot weather and they send the warning as it's raining here lol

Rubbish my free Macdonald's socks from Christmas are wearing out after mere constant use

Still had my glasses from the 1999 eclipse. I'm taking the warning as more of a best before rather than a use by. They worked perfectly

The greatest thing I'm ever going to film

Wildlife presenter and comedian Bill Oddie has died. news.sky.com/story/wildli...

Who knew shrimps were so wild

What the heck is actually going on anymore.

These lovely Kenji cat socks have fun hearts on to show your love for cats. Shame it turns to a cock and balls when you wear them XD

I suppose in today's world of streaming on demand there's no need to do it doggy style so everyone can watch x-files

It's coming home it's coming home it's coming

The children are watching the pigeons having sex. You're too young for that

Just wanted to let everyone know I've done some tests and Sony TV remotes do not wash in washing machines successfully. So you don't need to try this now.

This should be a literal crime

It's been a "the printer is refusing to work cause it's too hot" kinda day

Larry the Cat, the appointed Chief Mouser of Downing Street, has now outlasted 6 UK Prime Ministers, and the Queen herself. He holds the true power over the country

Happy burrrthday to @truckthepolarbear.co.uk have a fun toony day!