Michael

Invoking “the pass” to say this stupid Mick should live up to his family name and go out in an entertaining fashion

All twelve tampa bay fans have been put on suicide watch

lula

Frodo with his little mithril underarmour

QRS with your most popular piece It’s gotta be this D&D/Muppets crossover mini with Statler and Waldorf as an ettin. He’s an NPC in my Muppet-themed adventure, “15 Seconds to Curtain”

No baseball on tonight, but get this: apparently there’s a professional men’s basketball league now. Cautiously optimistic

Trade some middling prospects for Freddy Peralta, instantly break his whole shit and flop so bad that all of America knows what every inch of your ass looks like, trade Peralta for some maybe-better prospects to a team that fixes him instantly. Yeah I'd say this is outcome is a big win for the Mets.

Trump Slams The Beauty Of A Lotus Flower In Scathing Truth Social Haiku https://theonion.com/trump-slams-the-beauty-of-a-lotus-flower-in-scathing-truth-social-haiku/

Mr El Sayed do you denounce the Dark Brotherhood from Skyrim. And if so, did you still accept quests from them

Pottery kiln

This is the America we are fighting for

I wolde smyte my lord out on thre piches. Slider withoute. He feleth as he were drenchid. Curveball in the erthe, of cours he chaseth it. Ladybird y-souk, sle thy-self. And bang 97 withinne corner. Thou art out. Thou were alweyes out. Thou hast be out sith the day that thou were born.

Now that’s the Edwin Diaz I know

Have you dreamed this man? Every night, 9 Dodgers hitters see his face

The fuck you mean there’s championship baseball on right now?

Dad Calling    Just To Say He Loves King Crimson https://theonion.com/dad-calling-just-to-say-he-loves-king-crimson/

missed National Coming Out Day. but came across this screenshot of the mass email i sent 12 years ago!

you can listen to portishead's dummy any time you want

This Man City team is very good, expecting big things from them this season 😀

Every time I have to drive out of New York City and hit even a small amount of traffic I sustain immense amounts of psychic damage. There is literally nowhere on earth worth going that doesn’t have a subway stop

Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.

🔵 Margaret Hamilton 1936 — 2026

Love to see a Nobel go to an author I’ve actually read

“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens

sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan.

this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites

Adding “graduated from CIA” to my resume (just made perfect scrambled eggs in a stainless steel pan)

Hate it when you see what you think is a cool bird and you look it up later and it’s called like the Common Dumb Asshole. “Birders throughout history have hated its guts. It can’t even fly right.” I thought I saw an interesting guy.

At the risk of being crass, this is the single greatest bathroom book of all time. Nothing will ever come close

tracing Japanese managers challenging an ump’s call, I’ve watched this 500x

Millennial parents bout to be D+90.

if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans