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@mokkenstorm.dev

🌱 level 32 carbon-based lifeform 🔧 atmospheric tinkerer 🇪🇺 eurosky netizen, practically dutch 🏳️‍🌈 they/she | queer | vegan | polyam ☀️ solar/punk adjacent 💼 software engineer @riotbyte.com "we were born to inherit the stars"

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Replying to @fubarchitect.com

This was literally the complaint of the weavers against industrial looms. They spent decades honing their craft, and their boss comes in with a device that mass produces inferior copies of their patterns, and fires them. Is anyone today going to argue against mass production of cloth?

reading the The Pragmatic Programmer mostly for the artisan vibes atm

jae (hallowed)@fubarchitect.com

i wanna hammer on this too: most of everything you touch exists because industrialization made it cheap; your couch is factory-slop, as any carpenter will gladly tell you. your phone as well if you call me stupid, you'll use industrial slop to do so, even aside from 'bsky uses llms'

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so how do *you* explain relationship anarchy to people and does your explanation also involve cats?

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Software is arguably the world's most understaffed industry — everyone you ever meet is stretched thin, every company is 'lean' (running on a box of scraps held together with glue by 3-5 people over 20 years). there need to be at least 3x more SWEs employed everywhere

if you're using it, gleam-atproto releases atproto_core 0.2.1 atproto_client 0.4.1 atproto_browser 0.3.1 atproto_lexicon 0.3.1 updates relevant dependencies and some strictness fixes around oauth, full details at the linked changelog page mostly

tangled.orgatproto_core/CHANGELOG.md at main · mokkenstorm.dev/gleam-atprotoinfra stuff in gleam
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with all the cyber sec stuff going on I decided to patch up gleam-atproto a bit, in the process discovering the release tooling that was made for it is not so great I don't think anyone seriously uses this library but if you are and/or interested in what's up hmu

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PHP is burning. Node is burning. GitLab is burning. The certificate authorities have apparently been generating their private keys with an enchanted D6.

finally picked up new meds, wanted to store them in a place I'd not lose them, found my old meds. which I had lost.

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ICYMI: lack of medication cascading failure into locking myself out of access to phone, all online banking and most SSO for a week is really poor timing with trying to buy a house, would not recommend. On a more positive front, phone back, medication almost back, house buying attempt progressing

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shitposts aside, this one is serious, my loves: if you’re just waking up and you have any service online running PHP 5.4 to latest, you need to take it down RIGHT NOW and don’t put it back online until after it’s patched absolutely catastrophic vulnerability dropped in the middle of the night

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I don't want to hear any whining about fixing certs from the information security types today. you chose to join the techno-priest caste, now shut up and perform the rites of exorcism

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Galaxy brain: what happens when we lose public-key cryptography because of quantum computing or the next generation of LLMs Reality: hey man my private key is '13' lol

Amyville Hoyrror@amyhoy.bsky.social

oh my god.

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sorry, code is fucking beautiful. its fucking magical i can type words in the thing and fucking TRIANGLES just appear ? oops i typed it wrong and the triangles did something i didn't EXPECT ?? now weird shit is happening ?? this is the best shit of all time. i was born to fight the computer

did you know pinterest developer policy doesn't allow you to use their api for archival purposes? did you also know I'm a petty b*tch with an atproto brain

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k-means clustering on color spaces of pinterest data

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The whole "only browsers are okay and everything else is hosed" is a pretty friggin bad state of affairs, tbh. We ought to do better as an industry.

Filippo Valsorda@filippo.abyssdomain.expert

After the firefighting is done (and a nap) we'll need to have a long, serious conversation about the state of non-browser non-platform X.509 verifiers. The Linux status quo is "a pile of PEM files behind a dumpster" and that's not an acceptable excuse for a root store in 2026.

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We've accelerated software production while leaving the institutions that govern software production largely unchanged. And then people look at the resulting congestion and conclude that AI coding isn't delivering the promised productivity gains.

empathising with the humble IKEA shelf because I too get a little more banged up every time I get taken apart and reassembled across state lines

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“conscious” vs “unconscious” “being” vs “non-being” “intelligent” vs “unintelligent” these are dualistic anthropocentric framings that i reject outright

turns out if you run sftp server on a ✨ modified ✨ 3ds you obviously can task an llm with pkhex based archival of 20 year old Pokemon saves. Trading / archiving / banking on atproto lives rent free in my head at this point

mr. TIM@timkellogg.me

the way i see it there’s two options: 1. partition (abandon the monorepo to some extent) 2. speculative execution (what they did here) sure, speculative execution turned out to be a terrible idea for Intel, but i’m sure it’ll work great for Anthropic

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Replying to @jauntywunderkind.bsky.social

No it totally tracks. Atproto basically is an object publishing network

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“babe what’s posthog? what’s datadog? What’s firecrawl? what’s what’s gnomefuckr? what’s cuckdb? what’s slutcon?” do you have any idea how humiliating being a software engineer is

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swe/architect/tech lead, 13 years of commercial experience, mainly backend; data regulations & compliance, ex-Opera and some other fun names, rust/py preferred but will work in anything as long as i get a cool job title, pls let me fondle inference and/or harnesses

イネス⎔@personhood.removal.surgery

maybe i just need to shitpost more hey oomves, hire me, Wrocław or Tokyo or remote, nudes once i get invited to interview

a bit late to the party but absentmindedly watching project hail mary while doing house while doing housework after reading the book the past week or so and it making me feel things

ICYMI: lack of medication cascading failure into locking myself out of access to phone, all online banking and most SSO for a week is really poor timing with trying to buy a house, would not recommend. On a more positive front, phone back, medication almost back, house buying attempt progressing