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“protein enriched chocolate chip cookie” is kinda the perfect synthesis of the conflicting american male desires to be a spartan warrior and also five years old

Therapy is a fantastic tool for going from having a problem whose nature and implications you don't understand to having a well-understood problem you're materially unable to constructively address.

Cpt. Picard: [mumbling] skip. i dont like this planet. skip it.

We were the weirdos with the spare room to a succession of gay German graduate students, an Australian fashion model who got dumped while in the air, and an Afropunk Festival attendee who accidentally texted me "idk if I can smoke weed in the airbnb" (I assured her she could)

elevated snuff films are on their way out, cozy snuff films are going to be the next hot thing. people want low-conflict murders they can watch without stressing out too much

Druid Loving This Cloak Weather https://theonion.com/druid-loving-this-cloak-weather/

I think it's ok to use AI for things that you don't care about or aren't important, like work

OUT FOR BLOOD! Elizabeth Holmes comes to FORTNITE!

*nods* and where they'd normally be saying "Kano / Liu Kang / Raiden / Johnny Cage" etc instead it's saying ""Hewes St, Lorimer Street, Flushing Avenue" etc

*Mortal Kombat movie techno theme song yelling guy voice* MYRTLE-WYCKOFF!!

If your heart is pure you can hear him say it in your mind

Welcome to the precession of simulacra, I'm something like your host

Just remember: someone else’s success in your field is representative of you. You’re doing something wrong! They figured it out, and you didn’t.

lol

People keep acting like the tesla kickflip car is some incredible "spectacle" but these people clearly never saw the Universal Studios Hollywood Waterworld stunt show.

Folks! My very good friends at DGB studios are funding their TTRPG Road Warriors! It's a damn good time, developed by great people. Check out the fundraiser, and if you're free tomorrow, RSVP to the live play event at Twenty Sided where comedians and game designers try to survive the road life:

I love Kevin

can't wait to build my Robot That Mag Dumps 14 Rounds of 400 Winchester Magnum in a Random Direction Every Hour. i assume this is legal, since the precise time at which the trigger gets pulled is randomized!

the machine that automatically commits fraud did that. why would we be held responsible, just for building a machine that automates the commission of white collar crimes?

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you're the owner of Last Ditch, the COVID Conscious Lesbian Bar in Western Massachusetts

Looking in from the outside, you may have assumed the software that multinational corporations are plunking down million-dollar license fees for would be better than the run-of-the-mill paid apps we proles have to make do with, and you could be forgiven for thinking so.

While I admire their optimism, I feel like folks predicting that all major software vendors turning their flagship products into vibe-coded horseshit will be the tipping point for mass corporate adoption of open source software don't have any perspective on how bad enterprise software already was.

Data and evidence driven bits.

Who called it boymoding and not clocking out?

I'm cracking up imagining a medieval parent going "Uh huh. Oh interesting." to an endless stream of "And this is St Albinus and he has the power to protect you from pirates and this is St Bernadette and she can..."

absolutely crisis levels of substituting the metric for the goal. teaching to the test on a societal level. a positive mindset eliminates the distinction between sign and signified.

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youtu.be/I_exjitqyyw About to play Road Warriors with these fine folks! Come check us out

from 2001. no one’s doing product testimonials like this anymore. t.co/PEswCtbEZz