Josh 💜

Hello 👋 I'm Josh 💜 I'm auDHD-C, my psychiatrist lies and says the C "does not mean chaotic" Themes: 💿 Psy, Metal, DnB, Girlpop 🎮 BG3, C:S, MC, RL ⚽ ⚔️ DnD DM 💞 Poly, Bi (Omni) & Demi-ro 💻 C#, TS, Py, Rust, Gleam ✊ TLM, BLM, SWLM, RACK 🤔 Discuss anything 💜 Love relentlessly Welcome to my sky ☺️🌈

logging on to the earnest high-info neurotics website every day during the everything going wrong decade: 'you know, the vibes here could be better'

Shoplifter ✋🙃 Shrinkmaxxing 👈😎 #NZPol #CostOfLivingCrisis

Something, something rl gym environments.

My screentime report this week just said 'rip your family'

installing windows on my uhhhh browser

me, arguing online: "yeah ok whatever put your bong down, hippie" me, irl: *huge bong hits*

was this one intentional too

haven't been on bsky for weeks, tune in and my feed is apparently all the "naughty" words: AI, Elon, China, cunt

I saw the hottest man today exercising with a bubble butt, tattoos, wearing short exercise shorts and a tank top. He was also wearing an ankle monitor. My very first thought was “I can fix him.”.

Just gonna open Slack, haha crap thats Claude. I meant Slack, nope thats Authenticator, gah why do all these icons look the same to me

Nice to e-meet you. I hope this e-mail finds you e-well. Unfortunately, I have some bad e-news.

They don't use alt text on Bluesky, they don't post subtitles on Red, some people disappoint me so bad 😞

Like this all-timer

people will tell you astrology isn't real and then go to sleep and wake up based entirely on earths rotation

omg omg i was just thinking to myself while mindlessly scrolling "this app needs more cats" huzzuh!! more cats!

me realising i can charge my vape with my phone: 🤯 vape: 🤯 galaxy note: 🤯

Human Altitude xkcd.com/3039

the whole app is femme and gay af tbh 👀

Might delete my Twitter account and create an account on X instead (Xiǎohóngshū)

" Oh. I didn't 💅 "

My Hands Windows Explorer 🤝 slowly generating thumbnails

But because the attack had started before I knew it was even happening, I had no chance beyond luck. This had been a pattern in most of the assaults I have experienced.

the enemy of your enemy might not be your friend, they can in fact both be shit

neat! also there are so many other really cool shortcuts on GitHub! I don't know them either.

If corporations are people, insurance companies are serial killers.

why are you making me watch a video

me: alexa, play that song by the ting tings siri: that’s not my name

absolutely dogshit program, omg i had repressed that

Is this the computer version of “be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie”?

Computers have been *scientifically* proven to only be capable of doing three things. 1) Run Doom. 2) Play the music video for Bad Apple. 3) Provide a progress bar that's fuckin wrong. Anything else is wild hubris

I am lovin’ BluSky.

boggles my mind that some people really think they cant just like. opt out of all this. because you can. you can just do things. you can just not read those things.

I'm uncomfortable with the inevitable "his work was always crap" because it seems to say "you can tell who the predators are by how well they write" and ... no no you absolutely cannot, that's the whole point.

@t3.gg made a great informative video about all the different ways we render html on the browser. It’s not performing super well so lets show some love because this is the kind of video that goes a long way in educating rather being a part of a content factory youtu.be/Cifkb-ZVps4

I would like this comic I drew in 2017 to stop being relevant pleeeaaaaase

Guys, yesterday, I needed a cord I’ve been holding onto for 10 years. IT WAS ALL WORTH IT.

A few years ago, I threw away that box of power cords and cables, and everything has been fine so you can go ahead and do it.

We seem to have a tendency to assume that the enemy of our enemy is our friend. Now there’s a SciShow topic for you.

in case you didn't know, elon musk has an estranged badass trans daughter who frequently reads him to filth

To be more clear, if you’re still using Meta products after this, I reserve the right as a queer person to call you a asshole.

READ: Barcelona has a plan to create a city-wide network of quieter streets that are easier and safer to travel on foot or by bike. Instead of bumper-to-bumper cars, streets will be lined with trees, play parks, bike-lanes, benches and green people-places. #Barcelona www.politico.eu/article/barc...