Dan Die🖤💛

Oh hi! In the last few days, I've had in influx of new followers. So here, have a photo of me from 12 years ago that showcases a lot of my interests in one photo: 1) Soccer 2) Music 3) Acting I did this for a potential soccer acting job which I did not book because I had no idea what I was doing

Frankenberry is the name of the doctor

[...] and now I find myself pleading for food. I am exhausted. I need $200 to feed my children. And if you make Masa smile on his birthday, I will be deeply grateful. I dont want him to remember this day as another day of hunger and tears. chuffed.org/project/mass... #Gaza #Palestine #GazaVerified

This man, this little worm who’s never done a day of honest work in his life. He’s why BioWare was shuddered and hundreds of people lost their jobs last week.

i am inviting anyone from a legacy media organization to explain to me why the house judiciary dems report on trump’s epstein’s ties and multiple allegations of rape isn’t worthy of extensively reporting on. i’m serious. i want to understand.

you’re laughing? her name was lola she was a showgirl and she lost her youth, her tony, and her mind at the copacabana and YOU’RE LAUGHING??

Feed RFK Jr. To the tyrannids

Even time I think Philly fan reactions can't get better, they raise the bar (via CBS Philly)

LA Taco did Memo so dirty and he has the receipts

I did not want to do this, but they called me out. substack.com/@memotorres/...

The only reason I can think of for this news not being absolutely everywhere is that large media orgs don’t want to be seen as putting their thumbs on the scales a week before election day. And that’s cowardly as shit.

learning chemistry by posting nonsense jokes and getting corrected

Update: My teeth don't feel the same It's quite strange

Another impossible beauty standard for women

"lectern, not a podium" versus "trebuchet, not a catapult" in: THE PEDANTRY WARS

me: pendants annoy me him: why? me: they think they know everything him: I think you mean “pedants” me: *under breath* fucking pendant

I'm a quarter Arab and am pretty sure I'm the front-runner for the Nobel Prize in MLS blogging.

butter things are just around the corner

HARVARD STRIKE HARVARD STRIKE HARVARD STRIKE HARVARD STRIKE www.instagram.com/reel/De9j6Tb...

I know people fucking hate creatives and artists, and are glad to learn we are suffering and dying. But watching other artists hate and doom fellow artists is particularly enraging.

Get ready for all your Microsoft products to get even worse. We need to find ways to move off of all billionaire-owned internet services and software. A practical consumer issue as well as a critical political necessity.

This is the way

My cat yells at me every time I sneeze and I always apologize to him

Just told a colleague there, I was a black belt in Wang Chung. It went right over their head. The kick that I showed them, to prove I’m a black belt in Wang Chung, went right over their head.

Scab.

voted and got my covid and flu shots today and now have entirely too many stickers

honestly, when they started kicking trans people out of sports, I'm sure they were all thinking about the next steps of kicking people out of sports you can't give an inch. you let them get away with transphobia and they'll jump right to their hit single racism every time

This is literally right out of the Lord of the Rings

I appreciate that Oliver spent his whole show basically testing the Ellisons tolerance for dissent.

dying from too many one-liners is being sentenced to death

I am obsessed with these women volonteering as escorts outside abortion clinics absolutely sizzling Christian dipshits

this is literally my entire political belief system right now

Me and my regular group who like my posts