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Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming https://theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nefarious-plot-to-undergo-years-of-m-1850433563/

🎵Tail as old as time/ True as it can be🎵

What is your favorite color?

yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect

Unbreakable truth. 🧔🐴

This is the way. As of January 1, 2027, our collectible popcorn buckets will be available as Augmented Reality (AR) overlays only. Support for popcorn receptacles already in circulation will continue until this date, giving you plenty fo time to upgrade your physical buckets to digital. Enjoy!

I’ve been waiting 10 mins to nolife deltarune till the evening but the update still isn’t live for switch ):

more excited for the bugs than the lightning at this UFC shitshow if i’m honest

I bet it’s so crazy for the foreign germs in your guts to get pooped out after a long flight. dropping into the sewer like, “zut alors!!!”

our beloved king's deteriorating body and disturbing mental lapses are simply an indicator of how often he now leaves the physical plane to commune with god. it's a sign of great strength

there’s a whole different America out there posting on Threads

I’m losing it at this post about this raver just constantly puking all over the place because people keep shitting on the dance floor.

A huge fan of Sonic the Hedgehog can relate to the Blue Blur in a far from ideal way. paletteswap.site/dif...

"X". An app with a single letter name. An app that can do everything. An "Everything" "App". The idea came to me and I couldn't help the smile that crinkled up the corners of my mouth... in delight! Now, the only thing left to do was waste $44 billion on it and become addicted to child pornography.

kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life

Okay I found the most depressing post

2025 GotY: Clair Obscur (French Studio) 2024 GotY: Astro Bot (French Director) 2023 GotY: Baldur's Gate 3 (Belgian Studio, fake French) 🚨 INVESTIGATE THE FRENCH VIDEO GAME INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX 🚨

when you think about it rich people are the victim

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

Incredible headline.

CNN: Was the shutdown worth it? HAKEEM JEFFRIES: We have waged a battle on behalf of the American people. CNN: But you didn't get what you want. JEFFRIES: At the end of the day, the fight lives on.

In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice. KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond. His reply was a doozy.

if you're ever Photoshopping your own face into the smoke of the Twin Towers, Adobe should have a pop-up that says "are you sure that whatever it is you're doing is a good idea"

Cigarettes used to be cheap enough that you could give a whole pack out to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire

Black Homeowners Receive Higher Appraisal After Displaying Pictures Of Klan Members

interesting that both the nyt and chicago trib chose to run these the day after millions of people turned out to protest one particular side

trying to watch debate highlights and it's just like MODERATOR: Do you love israel: yes or yes. CUOMO: zionism is a real "abbondanza" to me! SLIWA: i was shot for saying i loved it. in 1977! MAMDANI: can you ask a question about new york MODERATOR: Okay. Would you go to the israeli day PARADE then

In the first 2 hours of Pokemon Legends: Z-A you are actively encouraged by NPCs to sneak up on a backpacker in a dark alleyway and attack him for your own personal gain. In case it wasn't obvious; you are in Paris

lol

Shot + chaser

kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school

“did you girlboss too close to the sun” is a real line from a brand new taylor swift song i just don’t believe it lmfao

Justice League (Taylor's Version) (2021)

A condition took away the use of my hands. Silksong helped me rehab them aftermath.site/silksong-hollo...

In the character selection screen of Mario Kart Wii, the princesses have tiny biker versions of themselves hidden inside their bodies. This is due to the game loading both the dress and biker models at the same time for efficiency, and simply shrinking the currently unused one.

The Free Speech President has now pulled two of the three major late night hosts off the air through threats and intimidation because of their jokes. Obviously I’m behind Jimmy Kimmel 100% in the face of this fascist garbage. Speech against this admin isn’t just being chilled, they’re freezing it.

Ms Piggy is an important concept for children to be exposed to: an absolute ten who can do anything

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.

Think I cooked, even if I pussied out and decided not to go to DC in particular

Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words