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Perfect.

Was throwing a senior civil servant under the bus a wise thing to do? No But did it demonstrate a ruthless political shrewdness and save the political career of Keir Starmer? Also no

hi im the guy that designed all job application forms. please upload your cv and then laboriously copy and paste everything from your cv into separate boxes anyway. then write your cv on your face in biro and upload a video of you crying.

This is one where you can't really avoid cancelling the Nice Lady Walk, but the correct reason for cancelling it is that you have told the Nazis that their march is unequivocally banned and you are going full French riot cop on the ones who show up anyway

Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon

Gay men with entire husbands who complain online about being lonely:

#TwoTierPolicing

You know what? Fuck it. If Rishi Sunak is willing to say the thing before any ostensibly progressive politician, he deserves the credit

Future me watching temporary -productivity-burst me commit to meetings and calls.

8 years ago, I tweeted side-by-side maps from NASA GISS showing global temperatures in 1976 and 2018 – both hot summers in the UK. It subsequently went viral and was printed in the Daily Mail! The 2026 version is stark. Two locally extreme summers separated by 50 years of global climate change.

Fixed that for you, BBC.

I'm generally happy to give someone like Burnham a bit of time to get things in order but I'm already pretty impatient for an explanation why an octogenarian holding a small protest placard gets a criminal record but 200 people dressed as paramilitaries blockading Dover can just get the train home.

The cats graciously put on a magic show for us last night. I figured out how they did most of the tricks, but I didn’t say anything, because that would have been rude.

They spontaneously turned up all dressed in black, wearing masks at the same time.

just stop oil protesters got five years in jail for *planning* to do this to the M25.

“Why are gay men so afraid of…*insert PTSD symptom here*?” Trauma, emotional neglect from birth, aggressive cis policing of gender and aggressive policing of sexuality. It didn’t start with us born in a vacuum now did it

Oh no how will the worst person you know make content

The Times will now presumably bully itself to suicide since that's what they deem an appropriate punishment for alleged plagiarism

Tim Curry's Home Alone 2 is about a concierge who's assaulted by two ever-neglectful parents for trying to stop their child's credit card fraud.

WHAT ON EARTH? I need to know SO much more.

Those of us who are both are not having a great time.

So, so, grim. Impossible for anyone to cope with such a hostile response from so many rushing to condemn. metro.co.uk/2026/08/14/f...

Cambridge University should have known better, Fleet Street should have known better, the people hungrily absorbing every bit of news about it, making newsrooms feel like they had to keep going with it as a story, should have known better, horrible horrible horrible

this is important to add

A horribly tragic end to a media frenzy news.sky.com/story/jason-...

She deserves happiness today x

Things you can say in a swingers club as well as in a restaurant review for Kent Online.

Once you recognize it, you can't unhear how he talks like a wifebeater.

Wrote a quick song about how those meta glasses have ruined my whole look

65 per cent of Britons are owner-occupiers. General elections are won in the Midlands. Most people have a middle class occupation. The United Kingdom's comparative advantage is in services. These aren't facts that Philip Gould invented in order to make Labour feel sad.

These 2 assholes decided it was a good idea to assault my partner and subject us both to transphobia. It happened in Castle Meadow, Norwich at around 16:55 and the next 15 minutes after they came back twice to subject us to transphobia and tell us to die in a river. . Make them famous.

Your regular reminder that the Far Right is a global endeavour.

If I were Nigel Farage, I’d dip into that £5 million crypto gift just to fund a video that can compete with this! 🤣 HILARIOUS ⬇️

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

"I know it's not the sort of thing you usually do Mr Havelange but speaking as a nuclear power we'd appreciate Gascoigne's yellow being overturned and the match result annulled"

Photo memories reminding me that 3 years ago today I was down in London for a work thing, and met a man with his pet tortoise on the tube.

I especially love this diagram.