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Nation Wakes Up From Strange Dream Where They Were Watching Soccer https://theonion.com/nation-wakes-up-from-strange-dream-where-they-were-watching-soccer/

I’m Devin Arscott, a comic book writer and editor, who just had a comic fund on Kickstarter! Late pledges are currently active, if you’d like to take a look. www.kickstarter.com/projects/dev...

I would be remiss not to point out that "Tricking Milli Vanilli into performing a concert for a dictator" is LITERALLY a storyline from the 1990s 'Super Mario Bros 3' cartoon 🙃

Maybe it’s really a stargate we can chuck his orange ass through.

If it’s “Bowser” with an S Then he’s Mario’s nemesis If it’s “Bowzer” with a Z Then from Sha Na Na he be

If you stumbled across @bryanfuller.bsky.social ‘s DUST BUNNY on HBO and are scratching your head trying to figure out the target audience just know it’s me. The target audience is me.

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

If that’s a doctor, I’m an empress.

My annual Easter post is as fitting as ever. youtu.be/ZW81C6dC28o?...

Artemis II crew returning to Earth.

I know Artemis II will have a very short timeframe on the far side of the moon and lots of observations, photos, and laser testing to do but I really hope at least one of them takes a dump whilst they are there.

Master class in Alt Text

Civil Rights icon, @doloreshuerta, made a brave move today, revealing a secret she had been holding for 60 years for the sake of the Farm Workers movement. You can read her letter here: medium.com/@dolores_hue...

Overheard in KCMO: “Have you ever been beaten to a pulp by a CareBear in Westport?”

the price of oil surging means you can burn your shein clothes, extract the oil, and make more money than you paid

So many people in the industry don’t want their name next to their abuser in google searches & don’t want that persons name to be the first thing you think of when you hear theirs, and they ask friends to keep their mouths shut as a result. So if you hear someone is shitty or a predator, BELIEVE IT.

Happy birthday to this young man, and really to us all

I wish for a world where all fans of Star Trek, regardless of how they feel about different series, united to agree that the theme to Enterprise is the absolutely most unforgivable choice.

How much 💰 has Green Day pulled out of an ATM in preparation for this afternoon’s potential FCC fines?

Q@non conspiracists: the world is run by an illuminate of pedophiles WHO MUST BE STOPPED Epstein files: looks like you were right Q@non conspiracists: no NO NO those are our pedophiles DIFFERENT ONES diffErEnT oNes

I know a good book can bring you to tears but the dictionary has me bawling right now. 💜💜💜

He really went off to Joey Pants’ face. 😂😂😂 I love it. Giggle snort.

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Ummmmmm

What a great piece! This just gets better and better as you read. prospect.org/2025/12/11/s...

Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.

I know I shouldn’t care about the GGs but waking up to the news that Wunmi Mosaku was snubbed makes me wanna smash something. Off to taste vinegar, perfect.

My article on Wake Up Dead Man is live at @sojo.net! I have been completely annoying about this movie to people for the last two weeks, so read my piece to find out why.

for anyone in LA struggling to find a Wake Up Dead Man screening with a Q&A that hasn't already sold out, the Egyptian added two more next week (Dec 2 & 3, 7:00 pm) that miraculously still have some good seats left.

Academics in Assyria in the 7th c BC complain that admin is preventing them from doing research and teaching

This is just... the most bizarre thing. My cousin's kids call me "uncle." In truth, they are "first cousins, once removed." But "First cousin, once removed Zack" is a mouthful. So since they were born, it has been "Uncle Zack."

For those asking how to support, here’s how: www.greenbootsgardens.com/get-involved

This is a fair question, I think. How many testicles does King Ghidorah have?

Thrilled that “Speak with the Dead” is streaming until November 15th on @shudder.com as a part of the Etheria 2025 Showcase. Stephanie Paris directed the film and Umberto and I scored it. Many thanks to @pippsta.bsky.social and to all of the filmmakers I got to meet at the in-person event:

Most of the Lions to Branch

well this sounds completely cuckoo and I cannot wait

Look, personally I 100% would have IMAXed the new Tron movie opening night if almost anyone else besides Leto was in it.

Did anyone randomize the amendments into Bingo cards and start stamping the spaces as they get cancelled?

We interrupt the doomscrolling for a rare happy news story. Congrats Mychal!!! 📖 🌈 www.theroot.com/black-librar...

If we get GI Robot in Peacemaker this season I will cry and pee at the same time while blowing bubbles with my snot.

I have had a nonstop Infinite Cole’s daddy diss earworm ever since SweetFaceKillah dropped.

Collectively, we are all out of bubblegum, right?

The reason Dylan Roof is trending is worse than what I thought could be the reason for Dylan Roof to be trending.

Style lessons from Robert Redford, one of the most stylish men in the last century. 🧵

PIN Number ATM Machine UPC Code LCD Display We regret to inform you that his phenomenon has a name: RAS Syndrome. Redundant Acronym Syndrome…Syndrome.

And yes, I was the last Black full-time columnist in the Opinion section. Washington Post -- operating in a city which for a long time has been majority Black, is now without any full-time Black opinion writers.