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Also—and here I’m not subtweeting but … supertweeting? the whole media—I’d like those who are commenting for the networks to remember that once the polls close no candidate “gains” or “loses” ground. The moment the polls close someone won. We just have to count it. But I know:

Someone on Instagram just mansplained a check swing to me and told me to watch more baseball lmao Sir, that’s not medically possible.

@gabrielzucman.bsky.social: So let met get that straight: paying a wealth tax is impossible (“billionaires have no liquidity”, “it would be taxing unrealized gains”, “their wealth is virtual”) but one man paying half a billion to influence elections is possible. Did I understand well?

We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'

Spicing things up in the bedroom tonight with a little roleplay. She's a nurse who loves to give sponge baths, and I'm Liberty Biberty.

LET’S GO BREW-ERS clap clap clapclapclap

“The billionaires… the billionaires…”

read something good 🧵

Anyone who writes that a future car will be sort of a best friend doesn’t have friends.

Why is this student so upset about the mushroom, though? What could it have done to make her protest across the whole continent

republicans: protect the children (except the ones raped by their stepdads)

why is he talking about husted’s ass in north carolina?

The Abduction of Persephone, by Nicola Maria Rossi, early 18th c

These are students from HBCU North Carolina A&T marching back to their campus after voting early together The Guilford County Board of Elections removed their on-campus polling site ❤️❤️

was thinking the same thing. i have to believe that my friends and family still on fb haven’t read this book

One widely loathed, ketamine-addicted, white-supremacist billionaire can single-handedly keep a failing political party afloat, through the brute force of money. Excellent system we've set up here.

My teenage children, who have never set foot in NYC, go around saying "Help me, Mamdani!" whenever anything goes wrong and/or they can't figure out their homework, just to give everybody a sense of the scale of this man's presence in the culture lol

If you want to reduce rape on your campus, expel the rapists. If you want to reduce sexual harassment in your company, fire the harassers. If you want to reduce rape in your community, prosecute the perpetrators. This isn’t actually complicated; it’s just politically convenient to pretend it is.

We actually do know how to reduce rape. We do it the same way we disincentivize other behaviors: we punish it severely and consistently. The issue is not that we don’t know the solution, but that we lack the will to carry it out.

we should be framing the Jake Bauers insurance story as pro-player and anti-lockout these are not all millionaires a lot of them are guys who need healthcare for their families and are tied to a job just like you

vandals like leaving their name on things or brekaing thing because it gives them a sense of power. something concrete has been changed by them and that change may last. ordinarily, the President doesn't need to do vandalism to feel powerful, because he is the most influential policymaker on Earth.

I simply don't think that colleges & universities should make nurturing homes for violent impunity factories, this belief is based on being a woman in the US for the past seven thousand years.

Ban all frats on all campuses, forever. University of Chicago over the weekend: "A group of as many as 5 men were 'cheering and appearing to encourage the activity inside' a frat house bathroom & the group tried to block two of the woman’s friends from entering" blockclubchicago.org/2026/10/13/g...

Somebody is going to report Ossoff for practicing surgery without a license.

[Exit Ambassador.]

my first question for every 2028 candidate: what will you do to stephen miller?

historically high spend and this is how much of his net worth it is

I love this so much❤️ 122 new dads met their babies for the very first time yesterday when the USS Abraham Lincoln finally returned to San Diego. Families waited almost a year for this moment.

It's like Ossoff and El-Sayed are in a competition to see which one can most brutally disembowel their GOP rival. Hot Jewish guy and hot Muslim guy tag-teaming against white supremacy: This is the America I love.

Remember, at its base, the AI boom is about companies telling you they'd rather burn trillions of dollars in a furnace than pay you decent wages in exchange for the ability pursue their sci-fi and slavery fantasies.

No AI for kids. Full stop.

Just saying

Fact.

Holy shit.

exactly. at some point in the next couple of weeks I have to go in front of the leadership team and basically say the org's maxed out time saving/ cost saving with AI, and that the only way to get more out of it, or make more money in the long term is to hire more people and reduce workload.

Also stop the repulsive grandiosity and smug threats about your product. I’m gonna be left behind? What the fuck are you even talking about? I don’t care! I’m old and have plenty to do and don’t want to follow your parade of lazy shitheads! I don’t know enough about it? Yes I do! You failed.

missed a space when responding to an email and as a consequence realised I've written "bedelighted" instead of "be delighted" and I think this should be a word, just like benighted or bedeviled