A Real Tough Kid

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El-Sayed: "If all Mike Rogers got is that 'his name is Abdul, and my name is Mike,' you're gonna be surprised how many people are like, 'Yeah, but that's the Abdul who wants to bring down the price of my groceries and make sure I got healthcare. So yeah, I like Abdul over your Mike from Florida.'"

James Joyce is gonna read this and come back from the dead so he can publish Finnegan's Wake 2 out of sheer spite.

Wildflowers and prickly pear cactus at sunrise on the Jackson Ranch near Lampasas, Texas. One of my own photos, taken in 2011.

Every now and then on a Saturday morning, I am flipping channels and I catch part of The Pioneer Woman on Food Network. She's always saying something like "Can you IMAGINE a COWBOY eating a VEGETABLE?"

He is correct in the sense that two times zero is still zero.

Ted Turner: a reminder that our billionaires used to do cool things like yacht racing and trying to manage the baseball team they owned and starting various cable channels devoted to things like endless old movies and 24-hour news. The man was too busy to go fascist.

The Olivia Rodrigo single sounds like if Chappell Roan tried to write a Taylor Swift song, if that makes any sense. It's fine.

Oh okay you're all into Popes now? Name three Pope albums.

Entire Spring Break Spent In Airport Security Line

Every time I have to spend $15 for ground turkey I feel like Nelly getting bottle service at Caesars Palace in 2003. Baller.

wut

If y'all don't quit putting that video in my feed. 😠

Elderly Americans depend heavily on care work, and our entire care work sector depends heavily on the skills and labor of immigrants. When elderly Americans cannot get proper care, they are at risk of harm and even death. Regardless of their preferences about politicians or immigration policy.

Frosty morning in Columbus, OH.

I'm convinced that someone could be completely covered in snow, up above their head, and they'd find a way to pop one hand out to post "This is nothing. You should have seen...."

Every once in awhile I see a headline that is so unintelligible to me it makes me wonder if it's time to just push myself out onto the ice floe now and just be done with it

I feel sick in my soul. 😔

The first two hours this morning

Just a sec I’m downloading the Nextdoor app just so I can post “gunshots???????” six different times tonight

This dog was spotted politely waiting by a pizza truck. He doesn’t have to say what he wants. They already know his order. It is pizza. 13/10 (IG: lauren.bardini)

I fear my entire identity this week is Bo Jackson’s stutter step that froze a ❌Ichigan defender like a Butterball turkey. #BoKnowsFootball #GoBucks

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Goose Island Bourbon County on Black Friday. I am officially ready for The Game.

My advice to King is that he never say anything ever again.

I am serving you, the public, as a poll worker today, and being incessantly bothered by the world's most active autumn fly.

That’s incomplete, he only got 2 of his 3 feet down inbounds

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight. Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

I once saw a noxious campus preacher at Ohio State completely lose his composure when a guy wearing a tuxedo and a Yoda mask walked up and started staring at him. Same principle.

My recent 18,000 word newsletter took me maybe 7 hours total between note taking, research and writing, and maybe 15 diet cokes, the human brain is truly remarkable

It happened. Last night I was feeling despair about a lot of different things and I realized I needed to enlist my dog’s help to make me feel better. I present to you Maggie the Pug as Cher Pugowitz.

If Jurassic Park had feathered its dromaeosaurids in 1993, I'm telling you that this would be the GOOD timeline. And yet here we are.

Looks like Taylor Swift is announcing her new album called “503 Bad Gateway”

Someone forgot to take down this webpage: www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/v...

Trump deploys Federal agents across D.C. streets amid vow to crack down on crime. The facts contradict the pretext: Washington, D.C. has seen declining crime rates in recent years, violent crime hitting a *30-year low* in 2024, according to the U.S. Justice Department. www.npr.org/2025/08/11/n...

This is so perfect. "Dead Center" and he's so far to the right that he's half off the cover

This is Stevie. He is annoyed by pretty much everything that happens outside. As you can tell from his boofs, today is no exception. 14/10 (IG: longdogstevie)

I know it's not being treated as a Nationsl Crisis like it was in 2022, but grocery prices are very visibly going up right now across a range of products (eggs being an ironic exception).

Jenny Holzer, Redacted (Top Secret), 2012

The Trump admin said the Everglades detention camp would be for the “worst of the worst.” Four men sent there so far have nothing on their record other than recent arrests for diving without a license, and were likely only arrested due to racial profiling, as Adam’s excerpt shows.

www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

my body is not built for this weather. it is built for surviving winter in eastern europe and hauling sacks of potatoes