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I wonder if there are still any holdout haters of Star Trek: The Next Generation. Y'know, guys who really stuck to their guns throughout the heydey of 90s Trek, insisting to this day that it isn't "their Star Trek" and cursing the name of Rick Berman and Alex Kurtzman with equal venom

You Can See Everything (2026)

Holding court for a great Viking feast at my next job interview

Watching the puppet episode of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, and it's got the madcap energy of early Muppet movies that threads the needle between the serious and the ludicrous. Ethan Peck also does a great job playing "the one guy who's not a puppet". I had my doubts, but consider me charmed!

Holy shit, “Just one small problem Sell their houses to who, Ben? Fucking Aquaman?” is a Haiku

impressive that Team USA won against both Bosnia AND Herzegovina, feels like that should count double considering it was 1v2

I bought a pixel 7 phone so I could get updates right away. Now I want to have a phone that doesn't update at all because it's all just AI garbage & terrible new icons.

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate

lol; lmao, even

this is a thomas riker appreciation post. like this post if you think william t riker can suck it and fake sideburns are sufficient disguise to steal a combat vessel

"uhuhhuhuh, human females are so repulsive, huhhuhuh" "hehehheh, yeah, heheh, and they're really ugly too! ehehe"

here's the thing that tells me Starfleet Academy is good: I feel predisposed to dislike it, it felt custom-built to annoy me, it was the FIRST nuTrek series I wasn't excited for, and yet it charms me on a weekly basis. So yeah, it's good actually www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwxH...

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

oh FUCK THIS

I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally

I hope ICE veterans will receive a lifetime of people saying "Fuck you for your service,"

"Smoking or non?"

Either this or bring back intermissions, I'm begging

I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said. That is called murder when they do that. Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

You're thinking of kibble. Kubernetes are exercises for strengthening the pelvic floor muscles, the set of muscles you use to stop the flow of pee

You will be visited by 3 spirits

Cannot wait for this stupid bubble to burst

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

lol, good, fuck that guy

I need it

"Fuckin' gimme a 20-man detail! sergeant major needs some bodies to go out and police the doggone nation's capital!"

Nvidia is probably too big to fully collapse and will survive whatever happens with the AI bubble but I would love to see Jensen Huang crawl back to PC gamers after having to sell his leather jacket collection like "Heyyyyyyyyy, we're still cool right?"

i really don't have the time or energy to learn Linux but these motherfuckers are going to force me, aren't they?

If you see this, quote this post with a title screen that's iconic to you

It's funny to think that my preference for urban living in areas with dense, mixed-used, walkable neighborhoods, multi-family housing, small businesses, and diversity probably stems from Sesame Street. Like an early education in Jane Jacob's urbanist theories.

When I was in middle school (mid '90s), I had to do a music + slideshow presentation for Earth Day. I had the idea to use Tom Lehrer's "Pollution". The only problem was, the only version we had was on an old tape reel, which my dad had to teach me how to dub to a cassette tape. Worth it!

Rest in Piss Hulkster - here’s the only good memory I have of you apart from the hulk hogan meat shoes

What's a poster I had up in my room growing up? This sick-ass cutout of the Enterprise-D, that's what

We really need some laws to make sure that if you’re wearing glasses that record video everyone knows it. Legally mandate that if you’re wearing smart glasses you also have to wear a cap with a propeller on it

Whaaaaaat the fuck