Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃

Hello, Bluesky users. These are my daughters, Ginger and Nyxie. You should follow me because I will post pictures of them.

Do you have a silent and brooding Blöödchëëp to your loud and screeching Heron? Then these shirts (and stickers ☝️) by @rosemarymosco.com may be perfect for you and your loved one! Your molting, featherless loved one!! 🐦 Topa.to/Romo 🤘

When I say I love Cheesecake Factory, I mean this cat who was found malnourished and wandering through a Bay Area mall parking lot. Cheesecake Factory has since been rescued and nursed back to health. He's now healthy, vaxxed, & sweet, but still needs a loving home www.petfinder.com/cat/cheeseca...

That was very cute but omg that result couldn’t be more wrong if it tried 😅

Also up there? California quail. Look at that little head feather. Look at that tiny baby. The bobbing. The peeping. Excellent.

Isn’t vulcan calligraphy pretty??? It says “butthole” 😌

漫画家・ちばてつやさん死去、87歳　「あしたのジョー」 www.nikkei.com/article/DGXZQO...

This poor little silly girl got herself shut inside the laundry room because she was hiding in the ceiling!

Bluesky has four types of users.

This is something we get accused of surprisingly often and all I can say is: yes. Good. I am here to destroy the hopes and dreams of husbands who don't think they have to add value to their wife's life.

Trump is so un-American that he can’t even stage a coup for a right wing dictator in Latin America. Shame.

Literally the first shot of this "historically accurate" Odyssey movie shows a boat that A) Has no steering oar. B) Is under full sail *and* full rowers while entering a cave, presumably to dock inside.

“They had blunderbusses! …Blunderbussen? Blunderbussy?” #ThingsISaidOutOfContext

This article does not discuss one major reason why chocolate in the West got worse - Ghana and Ivory Coast, the two African countries that are the biggest suppliers of cacao globally, got organised and started demanding fair prices for it. www.reuters.com/world/africa...

www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comm... Apparently if you name your dog after Dio Brando, it will have such powerful bisexual energy, it’ll turn everyone else’s dogs gay.

Courtesy of my brother, I present the world's most photogenic kitten.

I didn’t wear three weeks’ straight of multichromes on purpose, it just happened that way. #ManicureMonday

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this is a perfectly reasonable list, imo these four are all monumentally awful on trans issues and this is a more than fair place to draw the line, especially given how the elections currently look - three of them are in the house, where dems will romp regardless, and iowa can do better than turek

nobody makes fun of star trek more than big fans of star trek

My heart is heavy. Walter Koenig, our Ensign Pavel Chekov, passed away early today. Walter and I met on the bridge of the Enterprise in the 1960s, and we stayed friends for nearly six decades. When Brad and I married in 2008, Walter stood beside us as our best man.

This poor little silly girl got herself shut inside the laundry room because she was hiding in the ceiling!

My pal Danielle Koenig shared that her father Walter Koenig passed away last night at age 90. A performer whose kindness and warmth shone through the screen. He will be well remembered.

Thank God today is election day I am so sick of every ad being like “TORONTO IS SIX SECONDS AWAY FROM SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION!!! VOTE SKUNKFUCKER McSHITTYPANTS BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!!!” Of course we think everything sucks if the TV keeps yelling at us!

Tenable is the most terrifying game show ever made.

#lupiniii

🏝️To everyone living overseas. Our Kickstarter campaign is now live❣️ I would greatly appreciate your support in helping me continue creating animations in the future. I'm a Japanese creator who produces indie animation featuring birds.🦜 #parakeet #budgie www.kickstarter.com/projects/ink...

If this holds up, this is the mind-boggling sci-fi shit we need, not thruster cars

If you live in Toronto and you haven’t voted already, please vote today. Olivia Chow may not be perfect but she’s secured record housing funds, expanded school meals, and improved services like 911 and libraries. Bradford wants to help Ford destroy our city. So please vote - it matters!

my Portuguese isn't great but I think I can work this out

Grandma went nuclear over a pair of reclining loveseats.