MattyDread

🎶Slow dancing, swaying to the music Consciously choosing to break from reality🎶

LEGEND

Spent a wonderful week in Aberdeen during a heat wave. It was like July in Santa Cruz, CA. The bartender in the pub just around the corner from our AirBNB was from Modesto, CA.

Gonna tell my grandkids this was Woody Allen.

I hope that she does not run again. Not with that loser energy. You impeach because he did the high crimes and misdemeanors, not because you have removal “in the bag”.

Politics is the art of forcing the votes "there." You do that by ratcheting up the pressure through relentless accountability.

Fibonacci alfredo

🔴 i dream of this america 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🔴⚪️🔵🔴⚪️🔵🔴⚪️🔵🇺🇸

Disturbing in any kind of scenario: assclown

You heard it here first the Liberty Biberty guy is the new James Bond

Shoutout to everyone hard of hearing

Just a periodic, friendly reminder that we could actually avoid all this by not caring who’s attracted to, who’s having sex with who, who’s marrying who, let alone believing any of it should matter in public policy. We could just all mind our own business and all have rights. ✨

Hehe. El-Sayad said something that needed to be said about the GOP for a long time. "Attacking people is what they do when they have no actual message about real issues."

I don't think a deranged white nationalist tech bro should be allowed to funnel half a billion dollars into the election

Asked whether they would have sex with Lindsey Graham, 86% of male escorts in D.C. said, "Not again, no"

I get being a responsible adult. But every day? Every single day? That just seems unnecessary.

Imagine hating me and I’m just starting the hot dog diet

Me: how much for the goth Uno game? Store Clerk: ma’am, those are tarot cards

Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict In My Pants

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap In My Pants Given To Fly In My Pants Welcome To The Terror Dome In My Pants My War In My Pants 12XU In My Pants Too Many Puppies In My Pants Waiting For The Worms In My Pants Big Rock Candy Mountain In My Pants It Tastes Just Like It Costs In My Pants

If these walls could talk, I would tell them to stfu

Regarding the whole issue of who ordered the slowdown of Starlink in Ukraine: Fuck em both - Trump & Musk. Fuck em both. The bottom line is that both Elon Musk and Donald Trump are actively helping Putin kill Ukrainian civilians. Both Musk and Trump have blood on their hands. Fuck em both.

If you listen closely you can hear @cnn.com suck

We absolutely should do this everywhere

legalize weed you cowards

Denaturalize, deport this dishonest dickhead.

they should make a breast milk for babies

if I were a pediatrician I'd answer my phone NO MORE MONKIES JUMPING ON THE BED

All candidates should be asked if they disavow Pete Hegseth’s white Christian nationalist extremism, which propelled the U.S. into holy war against Iran. Hegseth’s book:

Finally found something far worse than coffee burps. Sushi burps. Would not recommend.

me and the wife sharing a cigarette like the dogs in Lady and the Tramp

Fall beauty from lunchtime, before the wind attacked Edmonton.

Argue with me at your own risk. I have cutting comebacks a week later when I’m in the shower

Trump should appoint George Santos as Press Secretary - his combination of experience as an elected representative, a lawyer, author, doctor and astronaut uniquely qualifies him for the role.

The policeman asks me to "get the f*** down off the f****** statue" but I politely decline

Fugazi performing "Brendan 1" Live on the 7th of August, 1993 at the outdoor Sylvan Theater on the Mall in Washington DC for the 'Concert For Justice' on the occasion of the 30th anniversary of MLK's historic March On Washington. Fugazi's music is the product of pure, unfiltered rage and tension.

✊🔥 Woman who protested Trump. First response is “F* Donald Trump!" when asked why

If there’s one photo to sum up the Trump era, this is it.

Never go to bed in a suit of armor or you might wake up to pee in the metal of the knight.

Kids, back in my day we didn’t have autotune. If you couldn’t sing, they made you play the bass, and usually carry the amps too. That was your lot in life, and you just accepted it