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The Man in the Iron Gimp Mask

The Count of Monte Cristo Cigars

Most TV is just this now.

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When your friend who ordered cocktails, the steak supplement and a whiskey instead of coffee suggests “Shall we just split the bill between all of us?”

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This should be the moment people finally realise that Farage has turned them into fascists. If you’re choosing this dangerous inhumanity over the rescue work of the RNLI, you’ve lost your minds to racism and hatred.

Donald Trump loves renaming stuff.

I haven't seen someone get this much dumber between seasons since Homer Simpson.

Scotland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Huh? Wales: We want to leave the UK BBC: What? Northern Ireland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Lolz Some shithole in Oxfordshire: We want to leave the UK because racism BBC: REPORT THE HELL OUT OF THIS #Piddington

@mrjamesob.bsky.social that was a surreal call, Brian O’Brien. 🤣

A sitting Conservative MP using the word Yookay. Genuinely astonishing to me that visibly there is no warning sign, at all, will be heeded by loads of people at Westminster with a *direct stake* in this type of politics failing.

I understand the necessity of a wide range views in the media, we need it, I defend it - but this is not what I'm talking about I'm talking about people that add nothing of value, aren't bright, professionally rage bait - & get a free pass b/c they've always been there & "are nice in real life!"

But also, if you behaved they way they do where I'm from, it just wouldn't fly - that's not how normal people are I know of very active examples where it isn't flying - they have been ostracised because everyone has realised they're an opportunistic weirdo and a bad person

I do wonder if being so confused by it is class thing and/or neurodivergent thing First of all, it just doesn't make sense to me as socially acceptable behaviour (which I've spent more time trying to understand than most); getting why people act the way they do takes more brain energy for me

Naturally someone's online/media persona is more dramatic than real life - that's why social media is not real life But if someone is spending their time just being so hateful or incendiary for attention - but are nice to you, when they have something to lose - it doesn't make them a good person!

There are many things that were a culture shock for me entering journalism, but this was one of the weirdest I don't care if they're nice to *you* in real life, if they've spent their time revelling in the death of a vulnerable person, they're not. a. nice. person!

I'm probably shouting into the void with this one, but if people stopped dividing people from the person they see on Twitter/their screens/on the airways - and stopped allowing them to dodge accountability because 'they're nice in real life!' - our industry would be in a much healthier state

I'm not going to name names, but part of the reason the industry tolerates them doing such disgraceful and unethical things is because of the in real life 'they're really nice in person, really!' defence Of course they are! If they acted like that in real life they'd be ostracised & unemployable!

One of the things us an industry need to stop doing is perpetuating the 'they say this on social media, but they're a sweetheart in real life' about awful people I've had other journos say this to me about some of the most pernicious grifters over the years, some of who crossed many lines this week

Roadkill Ragu is his speciality.

These are the articles published **just today**. The first and second were published at pretty much the exact moment Arday was found dead.

This is the coverage of Arday **just in the Telegraph** in the UK. This is only the first four pages of results, just in one outlet.

I think what's most damning is that this media frenzy happened because it is august, and there is no news, and the journos were bored and this looked exciting. And now a man is dead and they'll all go "yes, very sad" then blame the universities as a concept before fucking off to party conferences

Cambridge University should have known better, Fleet Street should have known better, the people hungrily absorbing every bit of news about it, making newsrooms feel like they had to keep going with it as a story, should have known better, horrible horrible horrible

Another case of ‘everything Trump touches dies’. Mango Mussolini so upset to be presenting the World Cup to a *woke* country like Spain. #WorldCup #Trump

What an honour for Argentina to be awarded the World Cup by the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize winner ..😂🙃 #WorldCup #vivaespana

Commiserations to Gianni Infantino for not being able to fix the match for Argentina..🎻 #WorldCup #Campeonesdelmundo

Wayne Rooney knew the assignment

God bless Wayne Rooney

This World Cup final half time show has everything.. #WCFinal #Madonna #Bieber

Shakira turns up to World Cup finals whether you've invited her or not. She's the herpes of halftime shows. #TheFootball

England are losing, and John Stones is down injured. The camera cuts to Mick Jagger. Guy Mowbray says some pre-scripted thing about "He won't be feeling much satisfaction." YES BUT THERE'S A PLAYER CALLED 'STONES' DOWN INJURED. MOWBRAY! YOU HAD ONE JOB.

Just absolutely speechless at how this has developed. Tuchel totally shit the bed.

Nice one Spain, the BBC's already cancelled the planned Agincourt recreation intro for Sunday night, the archers are crying, hope you're happy.

I respect France's commitment to not working on a holiday.

Andre Agassi hasn’t got the gist of commentary. You’re not supposed to mumble while they’re playing, Andre! #Wimbledon

Nigel Farage: I lived a Dickensian existence until £5 million quid feel onto my lap.

Nigel Farage: I lived a Dickensian existence until £5 million quid feel onto my lap.

New marvel hero…

We’re losing against DR Congo. Sure. It’s “coming home” lads. Never change, England.

Heinrich Himmler: "If we lose the war, the Allies will turn every committee of the occupation into an investigative body. They will go after the Reich leadership, the cabinet, the donors, and friends."

Steve Bray it's always Steve fucking Bray being unbearable.

This is an embarrassing image for the UK. A self-respecting British fox should be dragging Binface's contents out over the stage

"WITNESS HISTORY IN DALLAS" is certainly a *choice* for an advertising slogan, FIFA.

A discussion about the social media ban on under 16s. BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?” Student: “Stare at a wall.”

Anniversary of "Tommy Robinson" celebrating the D Day soldiers who needlessly gave up their lives by running into the sea.

Those people in America and the UK who are weaponising the death of Henry Nowak for their disgusting little hate agenda are absolute scum. All of them. I could not hate anyone more.