Alf Hog Imminent

Agreed, video games are simply life moving without purpose, without beauty, with no better impulse than a foolish curiosity, wait no that's what they said about movies

crypto, car dealerships and MLMs. ripe targets for political and policy reasons.

quitting my job to focus exclusively on breeding raccoons in even more exciting shapes. super long. a catdog type

AI overview

Now this is a story all about how My trip got flipped — turned upside down, And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there, To tell you how I found a plinth of the king, ye mighty: despair!

I'm excited to announce that today we have filed to take Magic Beans, Inc. public. This is an important milestone for our team, our investors, and our customers. We expect to list in the coming weeks, hopefully before the general public discovers the Terrible True Cost of our beans.

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Myself & the other comedians who did the Riyadh Comedy Festival are donating our fees to help get influencers under attack in Dubai back home to their influencer houses. I am sponsoring Braevyn McTaigg from Orlando, FL. 🫡🇺🇸🏝️

Now do an app to spam Bluetooth pairing requests into their vision

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

There's three votes for anything on the supreme court. If trump said "I'm the god-king of arrakis" he'd get three votes and a lengthy opinion about the long history and tradition of english common law with regards to the spice melange

Dentist: Have you been flossing? Me: *deflects by consulting my burn book of dentist insults* Big talk from a guy who looks at tongues all day

The Reluctant Bride, by Auguste Toulmouche, 1866

ah fuck. accidentally cooked a animorph

Prove that you're human song

Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.

I’m an opinion columnist and I’m giving you opinions. What more do you want?? For the opinions to be good????

Posting this to X, Threads, and Bluesky as an experiment

My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains

in the director's cut of Home Alone, uncle Frank says, "look what you did, you little cunt." That's the only difference

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

Mad Men 4K

wearing slippers and pajamas to the airport is antifa now

Fuckin rocking out

dragging bags of trash up to the old wardrobe in my attic and tossing them into narnia

This year's list has strong "I still need to draft a 4th OF let's see who's still available oh god" vibes

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Unfortunately still true bsky.app/profile/adam...

A house is not a home, by Rein Kooyman, 2025, 📸 via @mlbonfox

I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.

Sinnataggen (The Angry Boy), by Gustav Vigeland, 1928, 📸 by @alykhankr.bsky.social

Belt Looks Weird On Child

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when i was in high school i scored a 100 on the sat. it was the highest score ever seen. after hearing of this, rick pitino and papa john schnatter came to my school to ask me to start at point guard for louisville. i said no, i have to become a youtuber instead. they said "what's youtube?" exactly

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We used to be able to build egg golems out of our abundant eggs, Trump took that away from us

EGGS