Spoon

Spoon

@spoonipsum.bsky.social

Just trying to make do

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The worst thing about using a phone in the dark is that it lights your face without lighting your surroundings. Scrolling, hyper-visible but blind; I like to pretend I'm an anglerfish lure, the beacon of a predator much greater than myself

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I like seeing the dev of the SNES core on the Pocket actually telling one of these dudes off. Holy shit.

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Sometimes I think about how the last ten years started as a publicity stunt for a fading reality show that went sideways.

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God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

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I enjoy fran lebowitz & her wonderful ability to pair something that sounds good with a really enjoyable disregard for its truth, but a provocative remark is not an argument. I make them all the time, I should know. she certainly does. yes, nobody knows how to read anymore, but oprah didn’t do it

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blender has been a little confusing to learn at times but more than anything it’s just so much fun to get the hang of how a system works. can’t imagine how much less fun it would be to tell gen ai to do it. shout out to doing Regular Computer Stuff

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this is an instructive situation - if you hadn’t clocked taylor lorenz as a grifter and a hack long ago, you need to hone your moron radar

Taylor Lorenz pulling a "Why I'm Leaving the Left" is perhaps the most predictable thing ever to have occurred, narrowly edging out "housecat slowly pushes cup off edge of table"

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Replying to @wyattprivilege.bsky.social

“If elected I will ensure removal of any dogfucking modules inserted by republicans into FBI recruit training I endorse this message”

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I don't understand what the average computer dork wants from us. Does AI do some coding thing well? Ok bud! Why do I give a shit? Why do you want my approval? Cigarettes and alcohol help me write essays and poems. I don't require you to be proud of me for using them. They are very harmful!

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one piece of advice i can share as a parent: certain phases can be really tough, but they do pass. around 18 months my son kept demanding that i condemn hasan piker. all day and night too, i was at the end of my rope. now he’s really into fire trucks. it’s always something new

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this is a sith lightsaber, from the war. I keep it on a shelf right next to my stormtrooper armor and imperial officer’s uniform. I’ve even got a verified chunk of the death star from yavin. I’m just a collector. I just think the history is interesting. no, I don’t have any rebel stuff

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Replying to @ugarles.bsky.social

anyway i'm sorry if pro-AI people find it inhospitable to talk about AI in this zoo but i feel fairly comfortable that most of you know exactly what you're doing when you stir shit and those of you that don't probably skipped the classes that would have helped because they are fake sciences.

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This is not overly PC or overly generous reporting from 1990, this largely neutral snippet is just how normal tabloids and their audiences were about transgender issues 36 years ago. It shows how artificial and forced the media furore of now is.

Gillian Branstetter@gbbranstetter.bsky.social

Didn't know this until today but Dolly Parton had a transsexual man named Jason Pirro work as her Hollywood chauffeur in the 1980s, per an interview he gave to The Sun in 1990. "Dolly has been good to me...Dolly knows all about me."

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First they came for CRT, then the trans scholars, then women's studies. And I said nothing because woke And then they came for a race scientist with a bigoted vendetta against a Black scholar, and I was like, "Woh! Woh! Woh! Hold up. Too relatable!"

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The thing about Bluesky repliers being annoying is true but it's also kind of sad because it's usually someone with a piece of information they think they are uniquely in possession of and they are excited to share it with people as if they are fucking stupid. It's a loneliness thing.

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i don't know who thought it was a good idea for the high-profile pedophiles in charge of our government to develop a makework program for lesser known pedophiles within our federal policing apparatus. but i disagree with them

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Sorceror inscribing runes into a summoning diagram: "You are a wise spirit who will advise me on the arcane arts. You will not deceive me. You will not utter any Baleful Words to corrupt me. You are helpful and courteous. You will not betray me."

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Somebody asked me on Reddit why people who use AI to generate Recomp projects are currently being rejected from the communities and what they can do to fix this. I might tweak parts of this to be a more general blog post at some point, but this should be of help to anyone in a similar situation.

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In April, Pete Hegseth announced that US troops were no longer required to get the flu vaccine. Only 40% of the next group in basic training opted for the vaccine. By the end of June, one Air Force base had 284 sick, six hospitalized, and one dead from the flu. 🧪 skepchick.org/2026/07/pete...

skepchick.orgPete Hegseth Learns the Hard Way that Vaccines WorkTranscript: Breaking news: I’ve just received word that there’s reason to believe that Pete Hegseth, Trump’s secretary of defense, may have actually learned something. Making this even more astound…

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Replying to @helldude.bsky.social

that said this is one of his more truthful statements, in that im pretty sure any rational actor would conclude that a pinky promise from china is at least as reliable if not moreso than a signed formal agreement with the US

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Plato walked so we could fly

insomniac@phillyinsomniac.bsky.social

I've said before: we should bring back dialogues, so instead of carefully and defensively writing around any argument you could think of, you can just write a part where the argument gets made by someone named Uggo Dumbfuck and refute it directly.

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Every headline about some shit Musk posted from a major publication reads like a child telling the most easily debunkable lie you’ve ever heard on the playground.