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A definitive guide to game classifications: pre-1983 - relic game 1983-2005 - retro game 2005-2013 - 7th gen game 2014-forever - modern game

absolutely disgusting to shamelessly gloat about vibecoding your product as you're charging ahead to devalue an entire industry and several art forms with copious amounts of AI confetti hyperslop, depriving real artists and developers of oxygen

Put a prepaid card in to get in on the class action suit when this shit gets Omega Leaked. Leaked to a level heretofor unseen. Leaked so bad the FTC and Disney are gonna team up and send Darth Vader to Tim Sweeny's house

If I were in the business of making timebombs and saw this I'd be fucking pissed

parenthood [3/3] #mgs

Spider-Verse animatic 🔉 Spot is a performance artist! -- audio is Jerma985

Spectrum Allocation xkcd.com/3307/

Ai coding speedruns creating treatlers at a truly astonishing rate

Kicked out of pokemon biology 101 for asking which ninetales tail to grab if I want to be charmander. I guess that knowledge is forbidden

tears in my eyes

aww thats mikans so ador- [gets to the second part of the video] station master mikan you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch is too bad. they'll pet you

banjo kazooie fans are the single issue voters of gaming

Been seeing 'halo fans' saying "well the franchise has been so bad that maybe this will fix things". Buddy you haven't even seen the inside of the barrel yet. Your ass is about to get shot straight through the bottom of it and into the dirt until you reach the pits of hell

It's honestly incredibly funny how a 3 page long word document that outlines the rules for a HOI4 RP session is better at conveying Hirohito's culpability than multi-hundred page long scholarly monographs about Hirohito's life

Talking about something regional but not wanting to doxx yourself will have you typing like you're in steamed hams

it's so awesome how almost everyone doing sketch comedy in the US is doing it to try and get on the snl cast to do way worse sketch comedy there

Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days

A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago

I finished an animation of my favorite Pokemon! If you'd like to see more, consider following and supporting me on Patreon so I can dedicate more time to learning animation 😊 #Absol #pokemon

Imagine that one of your like 3 console exclusives comes out and the jacob geller review tweet about it is so hash that I get secondhand embarrassment, and at the same time you're treating your one auteur studio so poorly that kojima leaves for fucking Xbox. At that point I might just do it

Samus is back and she's hungrier than ever #Nintendo #Metroid #MetroidRavenous

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God I wish I was more employed or that pc components weren't gigafucked right now. And even more unfortunately, these two positions are extremely linked in cause. What an untimely career choice past me made man this sucks. I hope nvidia stock drops into the negatives

One of Hideo Kojima's real talents is that he would have exactly this idea but the stew would be dropped off by a drone that sings a little jingle which can alert enemies if they're in range. You then get a phone call from a nuclear scientist who warns you not to eat too much starch and dairy.

i physically can’t make it through this paragraph. it’s like the mgs4 microwave corridor

holy shit dude

Not joking: I think this is a legitimate form of living history for online games. It's like an old-timey pioneer town where people pretend to be blacksmiths. This is a more accurate way to experience what WOW was like 20 years ago than being in an empty server

Hi, everyone! PCSX2 2.8 is out, and we've got a blog post showcasing exciting changes, bug fixes, performance boosts, and quality of life improvements. That includes support for correct antialiasing (AA1). Come check it out!

lrts Huge day for software perverts

UZDOOM 5.0 IS FINALLY HERE! Download the full release version at: github.com/UZDoom/UZDoo...

RetroArch is a psyop, a false flag to convince people that emulators are difficult to use, unintuitive, and maintained by unfriendly people uninterested in making anything better.

Well more specifically, they're killing the future version of "you" if you don't hit those targets. The current you is being killed regardless. Also they'll be killing everyone who worked on you, but they're doing that no matter what. So that's neither here nor there

back before AI, video game developers had to make every digital woman look the same through hard work and artistry