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Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First https://theonion.com/protestors-criticized-for-looting-businesses-without-fo-1843735351/

Today's #BirdOftheday Alt Theme is #Grey, birds with grey in its Plumage. I don't care what anyone says. Pigeons are so pretty. This beauty is a rock pigeon. #birds #photography #birdsofbluesky

Nothing like the endless slog of watching your opponents not just say but outright believe whatever contradictory things serve their purpose at any given moment to make you glad to be mortal

#Boktober 02 Adorable reference chicken pic courtesy of @crawlieswithcri.bsky.social #chickens #birds

it's like Disney's The Hunchback of Notre Dame never happened

I hate how much being terminally online in 2007 turns out to be politically relevant these days

game designers balancing the late game power curve

Today's #BirdOfTheDay theme is #Iridescence. One of my faves. The common grackle. Just beautiful. #birds #photography #birdsofbluesky

it’s extremely good in retrospect that, as a child, I read the utterly horrifying Roald Dahl memoirs about his British boarding school experience before I read Harry Potter: this filled me with an appropriate degree of skepticism

Look at the bright side - for a mnemonic instead of HOMES we now have SHAME.

I suspect this is a common sentiment (this is also how I feel)

My investor told me he doesn't really see the moat in my plan. I explained that's the point. The glacis protects the base of the wall and obscures the ditch entirely. By the time the assault party reaches the counterscarp with fascines, they will be committed and under crossfire from grapeshot

me, buying a book written by someone who I've never met but we sometimes like each other's posts on Bluesky: my friend wrote this

letting a woman passionately ramble for like 8 minutes is maybe the most intimate act one can get up to with their clothes on

A highly enjoyable bit of cultural convergent evolution is that His Dark Materials has the same narrative structure as a 90s JRPG: First level: you, your childhood friend who will ultimately die have childish hijinks! Final level: you, your love interest and a motley crew fight God

You can't win a debate with someone who doesn't care what's true

Everything’s a conspiracy if you don’t understand how anything works.

To be clear, "more concerned about the medicine than the malady" applies to many of this administration's stances, including actual medicines and maladies.

*tiny voice* soon

silt strider: i have glided like a sunbeam across this vast island until every stone was known to me. i have carried commoners, world leaders, soldiers and sages. i am the memory of their passing, made of secrets, freely given sirilonwe: silt strider: silt strider: i mean hrooOOOOoont

pov: a bumblebee is about to stab you in the eye with a pencil

I genuinely believe Peter Thiel's suite of Tolkien-branded police-state companies may collectively constitute the worst literary criticism of all time

Why does someone who overstayed their visa need to be held in shackles? Does any child belong in a prison camp? Does anybody deserve to be underfed, or brutalized, or denied medical care? presswatchers.org/2026/02/the-...

Bro with questionable political affiliations: GOTTA LIFT MORE BE LIKE THE WOLF MORE REPS PROTECT YOUR PACK CHANNEL THE ENERGY OF THE NORTHERN WOLF Real wolf: haha snow sticks to me when I roll in it and then I shake and it goes pfffooom

blob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The only A.I. allowed in this house

"State of the art" protections for confidentially are not reassuring to those familiar with the state of the art

The problem with the morons who oppose the "thought police" is that they really mean that they want to be the ones who are the thought police.

regardless of how centrist & moderate you try to position your politics, conservatives will still call you a Marxist, communist, anarchist, or socialist. you might as well embrace leftism. Republicans are going to treat you the same way regardless.

It's so frustrating that people can solve a problem so well that random assholes will insist the entire thing was made up to scare them.

You know it's a fucked up day when people start sharing poems.

summoning circle, hope this works 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 A cure 🕯 For being clums- 🔥 🕯 Ah shit 🔥 Ah no 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 Oh no oh no 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

Notably: Every single time Alistair has come back into the game, the story has found a new, more horrible way to potentially kill him off. Don't. Wish. For your fave. To come back.* *Unless you want to see them suffer and die, then sure, go ahead.

Don't know who needs to hear this, but Unclench your jaw Let your shoulders drop Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients Slither bonelessly off your chair Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action Envelop the room Become a new god Become a new god

due to my adhd it's problematic to ask me to do things that are boring