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my Portuguese isn't great but I think I can work this out

his pfp is literally the midwit

Nathan Fielder: Do you understand why the joke was funny Elizabeth Holmes: Steamed hams is a funny thing to call a hamburger

I'm fairly certain both L. Ron Hubbard and Karl Marx knew what a deagle is.

Apparently Panou (which means "God among us" in Creole) is his entire birth name, and how epically cool is that?

For those familiar with the history of CD PROJEKT RED, a message from Michał Nowakowski on BioWare closing down.

Casting a net of questionable size here, if you’re an ex-BioWare dev (or know of one who may not see this) working on something cool you’d like featured in a roundup at Kotaku, drop it below. Store page links helpful, and let me know what your role was at BW. Projects big and small welcome! RTs plz!

since California ballots are now out: prop 40 is the billionaire tax, and you should vote yes to stick it to them but both props 41 and 42 are designed to retroactively cancel the billionaire tax because they’re afraid they can’t beat it at the ballot box yes on 40, no on 41 and 42

Sydney Sweeney Tells Scooter Braun She Open To Converting To B-List For Him https://theonion.com/sydney-sweeney-tells-scooter-braun-she-open-to-converting-to-b-list-for-him/

found an NYC Teamster whose tiktoks are just skate tricks he dedicates to other unions.

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Millennials are now becoming the middle aged, relatively higher-earning demographic the media & institutional politics is used to catering to, and they have no idea how to handle it because we largely still want the things for society that we wanted when we were 20

Hi. I would very much like it if black gamers/devs (specifically those from Chicago) would get in touch for a story. You can get me here or on discord @adashtra

One thing that’s difficult to explain to people who don’t live in DC, and are inclined to think we’re maybe being a touch hysterical, is how much this administration hates our city, is actively trying to ruin it, and wants to make every single person living in it as miserable as possible.

i mean

On Nov. 7, the beloved Dukem Ethiopian Restaurant will open their doors to patrons for the last time. “Some restaurants are more than just a place to eat,” one customer wrote. “They become part of the fabric of a city. Dukem will never be forgotten.” 51st.news/dukem-ethiop...

i've identified the Dockers store where Michael Tracy bought and then subsequently returned these pants after wearing them. i will be pursuing criminal prosecution.

Long ago the four lokos lived in harmony

He looks like he's on image 3 of an Animorph graphic of a guy turning into Joe Rogan.

Whoever chooses to willingly moderate this server might actually be some of the strongest and bravest human beings of all time

ASN: AS4134 Location: Shanghai, CN Added: 2026-10-02T09:54 #shodansafari #infosec

Earlier this week, I agreed to interviews with two USA Today journalists. They wrote fantastic articles about the Cornell case that I'm proud to have been a part of. What I did not know is that their employer considers interviews to proprietary and opens up recordings to be used by any journalist.

last night at dinner we were talking about how much tracey sucks and the server overheard and was like are you talking about michael tracey? that guy fucking sucks, and it was very satisfying

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Kyle MacLachlan for The New York Times (2026). Photo by Sinna Nasseri

BREAKING: Israel snatched an American teen from his West Bank home in the middle of the night — just days before his birthday and during his critical national exams. He's now been held for 3 months, with no charges. Netanyahu just came to the US for the *eighth* time since Trump took office.

especially if you work at the FBI

And they’re literally now destroying actual tropical rainforest to build their American AI datacenters:

If you have experience FOIAing cities for airport cameras, I need help please.

We can’t allow this man to get within striking distance of a viable presidential candidacy.

@wmata.com The new signs are awful. I had mentioned to employees at different pop up events that I really appreciated the inclusion of cardinal directions on the signs to help orient which way to go. These new ones are more antagonistic with the lack of any additional information on them.

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See here how The Stance has entered his body and his mind. The Stance infests him. The metamorphosis is complete

Christ, these people are monsters. Just monsters. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

newsom is also the reason why you still can’t sue AI executives and companies for the harms caused by their models