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Please share this. Talk about Brazil. Pay attention to what is happening here.

This cannot remain inside our country’s political bubble. The world needs to understand what is at stake — and how devastating the consequences could be for Brazil, its democracy, its people, and especially for women and other marginalized communities.

There is a growing fear that the United States is seeking to exert control over Brazil and turn our country into a colony once again — this time, an North-American one.

WHAT IS HAPPENING IN BRAZIL - AN IMPORTANT THREAD

My body knows when it draws near to my home toilet

I saw a mushroom growing through the concrete today which is crazy because same

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Dogpile

[unfollowing you because you posted a selfie and I don't follow ugly people]

[being stabbed to death] you can do it, put your back into it

the human experience is just sending each other little images of frogs to remind ourselves we’re not alone

it’s called car repair because autocorrect was taken

explain this, atheists

could we skip the small talk and go right to ignoring each other

microdosing sleep by blinking a lot

Artist: Maybe St. Aftercigs

When I grow up, I want to be an alien autopsy.

rearranged your refrigerator magnets please respond

all I’m saying is if I were an ancient deity I too would turn random people into trees for minor inconveniences

accidentally said 'yakuza' instead of 'jacuzzi', now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia fuck it, post

logging on to the earnest high-info neurotics website every day during the everything going wrong decade: 'you know, the vibes here could be better'

Narcissists come closest to polyamory when they’re standing in front of a 3-way mirror.

Re-entering the human race like, “Fuck.”

friend: you seem kind of impressionable me: I can’t do impressions friend: no you’re easy to influence me: okay fine I can do impressions are you happy

why do you think I need some kind of closure? I’m not a door. just leave...

Commentator who hasn’t heard of the Harlem Globetrotters: “it’s been a very unusual game, and I’m afraid the refs have missed several key calls.”

a "liminal space" is any place where there's no one there and the carpet looks kind of weird

So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.

- I'm sleep depraved - you meant sleep deprived, right? - no.

the concept of asking "you good?" knowing full well that neither of us are

I love having a gen-z doctor. today she told me my blood pressure was “extra spicy”

every couple has one person who's like "let’s just wing it" and one who’s googling "what happens if you wing it and die"

finding out that discord is the social media some of you use the most kinda explains a lot [derogatory]

probably because they were screaming

WIFE: [Watching Breaking Bad] So Walter dyes the meth blue so people know it's his? ME: Yeah Sharon, he's a drug...tealer HER: Get out.