Tom Szekeres

14 hours later and my mentions are still full of angry treatises about badly behaved cyclists. Bike lanes are not a reward for good cyclist behavior! They are infrastructure proven to make cities safer for ALL ROAD USERS. Whatever way cyclists have wronged you is irrelevant to the discussion!

If you’re not already boycotting Amazon (and you should be for their labour practices alone), now might be the time.

There are two wolves. One always lies. One controls the lever of trolley track. They're in a state of superposition inside a box. On the trolley are infinite monkeys at infinite typewriters going to an infinite hotel. The trolley must first travel halfway, but before that a quarterway, and so on...

#cpfc

This piece on the "load-bearing internet people" and how AI-code writing is overwhelming the web's unheralded maintainers by @samlearner.bsky.social is absolutely terrific: brilliantly accessible without being patronising:

Most minutes played in top five leagues - counting Guéhi's half a season, Palace have a quarter of the top ten. #cpfc

We must take on the hateful forces that seek to divide us. My statement on recent events in Belfast.

We are massive. #cpfc

Crystal Palace TV tower lit up to celebrate Palace’s Europa Conference League victory #cpfc

Ok hear me out, roughly £600, including one night in Brussels, one in Leipzig. Accommodation is cancellable, can move the Eurostar to another date and get the German train fares back as Trainline credit. #cpfc my.tripsy.app/i/1082082?co...

Sarr Solid Crew - 21 Seconds #cpfc

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using with no explanation.

Twelfth again. #cpfc

This is a brilliant, gripping story, and at once inspiring and very sad.

Louvre Thieves Given Immunity After Confirming Jewels Stolen For Purpose Of Training AI Software https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2025/10/20/louvre-thieves-given-immunity-after-confirming-jewels-stolen-for-purpose-of-training-ai-software/

...is coming like a ghost town...

LET'S REWILD HIPPOS IN GERMANY!

On Yom Kippur many Jewish people in Britain have their phones off to mark the holy day. As it ends at 723pm, some will hear the tragic Manchester news for the first time. At that time, please join many of us to send a message of solidarity to British Jews.Thanks Together coalition for proposing.

Sir, a fourth Botafogo player has hit the City Ground. #cpfc

Weekend at Morleys

Guys you’ll never guess what position we are… #cpfc

12th again #cpfc

This is really excellent on our understandings of - and the reality of - intergenerational inequality.

Post a warning

Government’s wins are often invisible: Systems that avoid plane crashes; alliances that avert war; surveillance that prevent pandemics. Government wins are often *the avoidance of loss.* So how do we tell the story of the destruction of government? The story of future losses *not* averted?

I can be as critical as anyone of the government's occasionally muddled message on growth but Look! At! This! Chart!! Anything they've done pales next to this GIGANTIC UNFORCED ERROR COMMITTED IN 2016! (fagpacket maths follows) on.ft.com/4hzyvbJ

▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░ 98.29%

Wonderfully thought out take on Guehi defacing the rainbow captains armband.

*Bluesky researchers that study nonlinear complex systems*

Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they’re dealing with

Finally. I can now leave Twitter.

Four games that defined your childhood… https://twitter.com/stianwestlake/status/1658599549718388741