Underscore "I'm at Soup" Zeus

It’s funny how Elon Musk can just turn off a country’s internet and has more power than most nations and that news just kinda fluttered past us. Like I’m sorry I think that goes against the rules of humanity, I don’t think that should exist, I think Elon Musk ought to be extremely and graphically mu

You know how dumb you have to be in order to still stand out amongst the right, incredible

pretty clear evidence that republicans in the US losing any election going forward are going to always beg for a coup if they lose. lots of people will have to go to jail

I can think of way more than three things each that I love about my niece (one year old) and nephew (two years old) so if you can't think of three things you love about your daughter (ten years old) you're probably just a bad parent.

Sort of a reverse Trogdor situation

I have discovered the exact, objective, scientific amount that Elizabeth Holmes and Nathan Fielder are lying and/or credulous. By solving this it means that I’ve won, which is the point of the movie, and really all movies if you think about it.

"This could have been an email." Aragorn whispers. "He ALWAYS pulls this shit in 'Any Other Business" Boromir replies, quietly. "It's why Faramir marked himself as busy when the invite went out."

It's Squadtober, baby!

i think people seriously overcomplicate chili. it really only involves three ingredients: water, beans and msg. if there are any foods you’re allergic to, throw some of that in for some added zing. don’t heat the pot. don’t be performative

Senate Democrats posted this the same day Josh Turek released the worst anti-trans ad of the cycle. Meanwhile, DCCC released their own anti-trans ad last week in South Carolina.

This is where "it's just trans sports bans" leads you, Democrats supporting overtly genocidal policies that would kill tens of thousands of trans people. But at least we'll be marched into the camps by someone in blue, right?

wait a second. the spice girls are from england. shouldnt it be a to zed????

The Columbus Dispatch this morning

Want to get one of the computron legs next but idk who to go for

Dude what the fuck is default YouTube at this point

at this point, Mr Beast's main job seems to be plumpening himself. These videos were released two weeks apart. Two plumpenings and de-plumpenings in such a short period just can't be healthy

Hey remember that time you banned me over “wishing ill” to JK Rowling?

“hi im david attenborough and this is jackass”

Television ad break must have just hit

I fear I'm gonna have to buy the rest of these now

Werewolf bar mitzvah, spooky scary

No kings includes bluesky mods who shit their pants

It’s taking a long time for people to wake up to the fact that these platforms are not public forums but privately owned companies with terrible agendas and total control. If you lay down with these dogs…

If this passes, this could be the most important piece of consumer protection in the digital age.

What does this even mean

I was head pastry chef of an up and coming local bakery for about three weeks before realizing the guy trying to get the place off the ground had zero clue what he was doing

I forgot about brownface Rachel Dratch in 30 Rock

So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.

Aaron Sorkin's Lost Cause: 'The Social Network' asks 'what if a Facebook post was a whole movie?' vincemancini.substack.com/p/aaron-sork...

Been rewatching Steven Universe for the first time since Future premiered and I just got to the movie

Very dystopian that on the article about a A.I. data center poisoning the air, there's a little rainbow A.I. chatbot button just lurking at the edge, waiting to poison the air some more to answer your banal question

If anyone is leaking the Problem Solverz stuff, I’d love to get my hands on it since I forgot to backup my work.

Am I allowed to like Phoebe Bridgers or is that "performative?"

Baby monkeys after being introduced to cloth mother:

i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo

Six months ago:

it’s 2026 how are we still doing the thing where website content popping into place during page load pushes buttons down the screen causing misclicks

See, as a gamedev I do this all the time; basically constantly making games to my own preference. And let me tell you: I rarely play my own games for enjoyment 😭 So these chucklefucks are gonna spend a bunch of time enshittifying a game and then hate it.