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Nancy 9/8/26

BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!

scenes without mommy’s face in them are unnecessary in movies. it does nothing to advance the story of where did mommy go

beloved robot PeePee 2.0 is slain by a car in the new star wars movie—And no; they cant make another one because its soul would be different

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

*guy who never heard of Gorillaz before* oh so they’re kind of like the california raisins?

I sometimes worry that too many people think being a good critic means being a self-righteous dick about every little thing and I think far too many miss the point that you can't critique anything if you don't know how to love something.

I had a similar thought recently about consultants. If AI's resulting in huge improvements in consultant output I think that says quite a lot about the value of most consultants

Underrated cat mood: when they’re like “where we goin?” And follow you from room to room

is this about my shrek

amazing how yet another round of "you have to promise you'll vote for the shitbag years in advance" reveals itself to have nothing to do with strategy and pragmatics and everything to do with "i am scared and anxious and everyone on the internet needs to promise me everything will turn out alright"

what makes something "vulnerable to AI" is not the capacity of machines but the credulity of management.

My doomer-worry about AI is not that the LLMs become omnipotent and take over the world but that the wealthy and powerful use it as a means to consolidate power and marginalize or lay off skilled workers and also everything about our technological and political and social life gets worse

Never Forget

You can take your used coffee grounds and mix them with 1/2 cup of white vinegar, it’s cheap & easy and it creates a huge mess that smells terrible

anyone want to come over? we can stand across from each other and do this

nintendo is going to drone strike the data center responsible for this

I feel like the trailers for Mercy are like if the Fugitive got divorced

I will say I do sincerely believe that Eve and Bari are equally skilled at their jobs

I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!

Did You Know: People will like you more if you have a high personality?

bowser bastion

older gamers aren't mad about wokeness in games. we're mad that DND 4th Edition was jettisoned for the mechanically inferior 5th Edition

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

[repeating myself louder in the haunted house attraction] did the dracula throw water on anyone else’s pants??

"I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true