Wolfshirts

Wish someone would release patches for my vulnerabilities

AI VIDEO: [punk gang member from Death Wish 3 rips the spine out of a cop like The Predator in a depiction of Brooklyn from the 1970s] ahahahahaha 65+ VOTER: oh my god…

uh hold on some weird guys have such sights to show me, call ya back

playing a game of civ thinking "i am an isolationist techno utopia. these fools are rolling in the mud together while i am ensconced in the work of the academy" and the next turn the game throws up the list of most advanced civilizations and you are the donkey idiot at the bottom

Shaka, when the walls fell (for tax purposes)

The princess bride (for tax purposes)

My little warrior baby wishes you a Happy Indigenous Peoples Day.

Another photo of her looking like an absolute boss as she debugs a program by hand. Photo courtesy of the Draper Lab and MIT museum.

rip to one of the coolest software engineers who ever lived

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Chris Moore was a giant of book cover art. Perhaps a bit less well known than the other Chris (Foss), Moore’s covers dominated the sci-fi section of bookshops while I was growing up in the 70s and 80’s

Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.

Iced coffee is amateurish. Pros show up to interviews with a plate of ribs wrapped in aluminum foil and a roll of paper towels.

Hi everyone, my car just breached my neighbors house and destroyed their living room, I’m going to write a paper on how powerful my car is. Can I have a sack of money now?

Cheez-It Extra Toasty should be the default and the original recipe should be sold as Cheez-It Pure. also the back of the box should have poetry on it instead of an advertisement for Chees-It Grooves. nobody's buying that garbage let us read something beautiful. or gross. they have gross poems now

look, you can't just punish trump when dems are in power. that might make republicans do something crazy, like stage a coup, illegally shred the federal bureaucracy, or even vstart abducting people off the street and extraditing them to torture sites all over the world

ORSON WELLES at a Paris press conference in 1982 calling Oscar-winning director Elia Kazan a traitor for giving McCarthy the names of colleagues who were Communist Party members, were subsequently blacklisted and in many cases had their careers destroyed.

techno-optimists befuddled by declining popular support for “the robot that tells you to kill yourself”, “the pervert glasses“, and “the camera network that stalks you”

the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA

There's an old Match Game round where they ask "Colonel Sanders died and went to Heaven, where he was surprised to learn he had grown WHAT?" And everybody said wings. But the actually funny answer was breasts. Anyway, cheers to anyone at the pearly gates today with a huge pair of both.

It's very bad that we've developed a new dominant breed of debate pervert who spends their entire lifecycle insisting nobody will let them say the things they've said a thousand times and insisting everyone has to have the same debate with them every single time

they should make a Blade movie where he has to fight mummies and just has no idea what he's doing

The biggest conn capitalism ever pulled was convincing us that working 40 hours a week and still worrying about the electricity bill is normal. We have the technology, productivity and wealth. Being exhausted and broke isn't a technological problem. It's a distribution problem.

doing a gender reveal for the new gender i came up with

QUID, PETROL, OR MINGE—NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE!

hey does anyone know where i can read a profile of some dumb asshole that fell for a reality show hosts bull shit and it took a decade for them to realize theyd been duped? oh every day in every major publication? awesome thanks

Twin Temple is up there in terms of my fav bands. This song whips ass so fucking hard. I dare you not to get hooked on satanic doo wop youtu.be/8EWe_nHhlRA?...

Amazing that we can do this but we can’t stop spam calling and make phones usable.

Hi my name is Johnny Knoxville and this is eating the diarrhea lettuce in 500 AQI

before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. that way, you can sell the second one to fund your journey. follow me for more Revenge Grindset tips and tricks

please show respect for the dead body of someone who didn’t respect your alive body

MEN SWEAR BY IT: Nothing impresses women like the Man Cylinder. 🍆

Was a wet evening down on Market Street yesterday, made for a cool sight of the Pride lights! 🌈

YESSS IT FINALLY HAPPENED! Good riddance to Three Olives.

rainbows and the moon are incredible to see in person and the computer makes them look small, dim, insignificant. consider what other wonders the computer seeks to diminish, and what is prioritized in their place

The correct word is "enthusiast"

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You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,