Bill's Acid Phase

Anyway, Grand Theft Auto is arguably a Prussian narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the Twitch streaming crone a Yugoslavian icon.

Yes

a confused Enes Kanter Freedom shows up to the White House Briefing Room in a blonde wig. his demands are unclear and he will not stop posting tiktoks.

So then the comedian, covered head to toe in Republican piss, shit, and come, looking for all the world like a Jackson Pollock painting brought to life by the wish of a repressed WASP housewife, looks at the producer and says “THE ATLANTIC!”

I have a headache, and the only prescription is less cowbell

Jason Benetti: This is what Northwestern wants to see from their running backs this season RG3: Absolutely. Know what he told us this week? A recent devastating breakup has him terrified of all forms of intimacy. Benetti: Don't think that was public knowledge, Rob. RG3: Big third down here!

using a payday loan to buy an unregistered security as god intended

Bari Weiss becoming head of the news division at CBS does not just tarnish the legacy of Murrow and Cronkite, it tarnishes the legacy of fucking Hee Haw.

Meanwhile in Germany.

*Doesn’t matter if the Arab Spring was due to Facebooks and Twitters or not. What matters is, lots of very important white people believed it was, and when it was followed up with social media campaigns about cops murdering citizens and rich people doing sex crimes, that shit had to be *dealt with*.

"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"

omg thank you Fox News 😭

nothing could be less useful right now than institutionalists when we don’t have working institutions

Uh, Republicans control the house and senate, do you expect Democrats can just wave a magic wand and not praise ICE and advise people to help them

(Banging on the window of a guy talking on the phone in his car) hey man you’re in a filter bubble. Hang on (aggressively rattling the door handle) let me get in there and show you the most racist image you have ever seen,

One Repost = One Oda Nobunaga Fact. One Like = One comic-book Bane Fact. I know you very specific geeks are out there.

Taking off my shitposter: the reason we are being SO jokey is we clearly see these terrifying people shouldn't be in charge of everything, are destroying and stealing the entire country, we are powerless to stop it because even the Democrats hate us, and one day people will say no one saw it coming

Okay but genuinely there are LOADS of inefficiencies in the public sector. Like lunch breaks. Or people actually being able to take time off when they are sick. Backup systems in case the first system goes down. Meetings where people ask 'is this a good idea?' *before* doing something etc etc etc

Everyone who’s ever been involved in the Federalist Society belongs in fucking prison

Standing up for the silent majority of voters who celebrate and treasure their right as Americans to owe $11,000 for getting rushed to the hospital on one of the worst days of their lives. It's called "being moderate" and it's how you win elections.

4-year-old Bakersfield girl facing deportation could die within days of losing medical care - Los Angeles Times Don’t ever tell me that Christians support the GOP. There is nothing Christian or Christ-like about this. Just plain old cruelty and callousness:

As a Dane, seeing Stevie Nicks aggressively pushing for deepthroating scares me.

I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say Sluts Anonymous has a child labor problem

Ethel Mounts Holstein United States, Social Security Numerical Identification Files (NUMIDENT), 1936-2007

Martin Cumlord United States, Census, 1880

Why does a drunk Chris Evans sound *exactly* like Charlie Day on #It'sAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia?

In these dark times, it’s great to come together and find something we can all take joy in.

Editor: You get the pictures for the air traffic controller story? Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked. Editor: What

Urban Stripper England and Wales, Census, 1881

bro that's THE GROUND

🧵 Martin Diaz came to the U.S. as a toddler, fleeing cartel violence with his family. They had proof of the danger—a letter from a Michoacán official. He married a U.S. citizen & was advancing his visa. Then ICE showed up at his home in Spokane: no warrant, no ID #OnYourSide VC pslspokane

wesley willis saying “fuck an ewok hard” now echoes in my brain

Discworld QOTD, from The Light Fantastic “It looked like the sort of book described in library catalogues as 'slightly foxed', although it would be more honest to admit that it looked as though it had been badgered, wolved and possibly beared as well.”

Today is the 111th birthday of Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa race massacre

Oh My God 3 seconds after checking in

"Masked security forces captured an opposition leader in the coastal province of New Jersey as regime officials continue their months-long crack-down against pro-democracy elements in the embattled United States. The arrest comes as the regime issued calls for summary detentions without trial."

Release is step one. Step two is justice for Rümeysa Öztürk—justice in the form she needs and articulates. She is owed a tremendous amount for the violation of her rights.

Rümeysa Öztürk has been freed!!

Discworld QOTD, from Snuff