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Yes Orange Con his the yipes when it comes to playing golf and paying for sex.

It's a cover story. They are visiting Fort Knox because it also holds the strategic egg reserve.

russia just admitted that huge amounts of gold reserves it claimed to hold, are... missing. im sure trump was briefed on this he or somebody around him then probably said "we should check if our gold is still there" and/or "so they just took all the gold you say? and nobody noticed?"

I’ll take what is Trump stealing right now? for two points Aaron. lol

Da FUCK 🤷🏿‍♂️ does he have a concussion

Distraction to hide the dangerous things he's doing. youtu.be/odFG5YupiAE

Gold toilets everywhere!!!

Ha ha … love it!

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We’ll find it in his bathroom at maralago.

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Gaslighting at its finest-a carefully orchestrated performance, woven into a grander lie. A propaganda spectacle isn’t just deception; it’s a calculated rewriting of reality, manufacturing a false narrative to justify absolute control. The past becomes a weapon, and the Republic is the next casualty

Wondered about how long before they dug into that. A lot of it is from different countries.

Everyone knows Goldfinger grabbed it in '64.

See my earlier post - I scare myself sometimes

I predicted this.

Please let it be a Geraldo Rivera moment.

could someone please open the door shove the two of them in and close the door = let them have a Midas experience of nothing to eat.

Performative Theater. They check every year. Good grief.

More grifting, why does he need to open Fort Knox?

The Italian Job — part deux

Incognito, I loved this!

Holy fuck are people really this stupid to be buying this bullshit

None of the things he’s doing is helping the voters.

A theft right before our eyes

Don’t forget Area 51 Grandpa.

Ok, so does this movie end with hm and Elon both falling into a big pot of smoldering, liquid gold? 🍿

Translated "We are going to steal all the gold"

I'm a big boy and I want to see the shiny gold.

I love that the man who is convinced bitcoin is a real thing is suddenly worried about Schrodinger's gold at Fort Knox.

They’re about to pull off a monumental heist

He’s a 24k Moron.

Does anyone really fucking care if there is gold in Ft. Knox or not?

Bitcoin and gold both reflect global liquidity, which has increased drastically in the past decades since we went off the gold standard. Bitcoin’s volatility can be jarring but it’s honestly very useful! And gold’s stability is useful in a different, complementary way. Both excellent assets.

They’d do themselves a disservice if they tried to force bitcoin on the market. At most, they’d convert some of the upside that gold has had in comparison to the dollar into a bitcoin savings account. But they’d sooner “force” a centralized currency of their own than let people trade freely.

WTF is mushbrain talking about?

I was hesitant but I liked your comment 😁

All I can think of with this sad, pathetic man wanting the gold of Fort Knox, is how much Goldfinger cheated at golf.

What a moron

Someone needs to set up cameras at Fort Knox running 24/7 just in case

There it goes. Right into their pockets.

Criminal Trump wants to loot our money. Criminal Trump is going Elon loot our money & and then he is going to pardon him. The corrupt Republican controlled Congress will want a cut.

Called it five weeks ago — was already expecting that he’d seriously try to get his grubby little fingers on Fort Knox.

“As I steal all the gold”…

🥲🤣😂😅🤣😅😂😅😁😆

I bet that's where the aliens have been hiding. Brilliant move!

I bet Munchin took all the gold! We’ve been off the gold standard so long , even Reagan could have dragged off some in his jowls

So he’s basically letting us know they’re about to steal it. It’s their MO: accuse others of doing exactly what you are doing or plan to do.

they're probably going there TO steal it.

Yes. There’s a segment of the population that is proud of their willful ignorance and openly hostile towards expertise, experience & knowledge.

Thief, is and always will be!

Check his pockets when he leaves…

If it's not there, check Mar a Lardo.

Keep out of our money! He’s felon & shouldn’t be allowed on the grounds.

Wtf is going on? Does he still just hold BS rallies?

This comment wins

Is it stealing if the President signs an Executive Order to trade the gold for his latest meme coin?

Every. Accusation. Is. An. Admission.

This seems like a set up. How can any believe this goon

Translation: “we’re gonna confiscate all the gold in Fort Knox.” Someone please help us.

I don't think so, even Geraldo's reached his limit! 😂

Total dumbass.

Omg was this today???

Where's Pussy Galore when you need her?

Cue claims by the 🍊💩🦧 that all the gold is gone in 1,2,3….

Trump's a slithering idiot!

Let’s see… Take the gold from Ft Knox. Make the knowledge that we took it for ourselves a national security secret. Lie that Biden and Obama took it. Prosecute anyone that comes forward to tell the truth. …let’s take a look.

Nothing good coming out of this… just another step into lying about our currency value to get America into crypto.. the ultimate money laundering corruption scam!

"Next stop, Area 51. lfg!" ✊🏻🤪🍊🤡👽

This will end badly.

Is Geraldo attending?

All so he can steal the gold. I mean, somebody is just going to open the door for him. He's just going to take a few thousand souvenirs for his Russian friends. Who could be against a guy who is so thoughtful?

Tim Burchett is very, very nervous

Once a money launderer, always a money launderer

Does this mean that he already stole the gold out of there? And they’re gonna open the door and fill it and say oh Biden stole it ?

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I know this is beside the point, but working in health care I've *only* heard it as "fraud, waste, and abuse" (or FWA) -- and it drives me crazy that they shuffle these words around willy-nilly. Again, it's a tiny, inconsequential detail, but they are so out of their element!

Donald Trump is an absolute👏🏻fucking👏🏻moron👏🏻… …with advanced dementia, FFS!🤦🏻‍♀️

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Better keep an eye on the orange shit weasel. I'm sure he has sticky fingers

He wants to steal it

Oooooof course he is.

Just talk of this risks the value of the dollar. He’s got a stupid mouth.

Exactly.

“Inspect”?!

We all know who will steal the gold

Sure ... why not. Sighhh

It would be cool if there were no gold. 🚫🪙 But there was a dragon. 🐲 And it blew fire at all of them. 🔥 And it incinerated them. ❤️‍🔥 And that killed them. ☠️ And then they would be dead. ⚰️ Because they were burned alive by dragon fire. 🐲❤️‍🔥 Because of their insatiable greed for gold. 🤑💰

Starring Elon Musk as Goldfinger.

You mean he’s going to raid it.

Didn't he ever tell you about Hannibal Lecter? He wants to have you for dinner. Or words to that effect.

be sure to check his pockets on the way out!!

Where's the policy on lowering food and housing cost...oh wait

Translation: I'm trying to figure out how to steal the gold in Ft Knox

You're all caught up in a fucked up James Bond novel.

So now we know he's planning to steal the gold, or already has.

What a fucking tool bag

He’s going to steal the gold

Why is this relevant?! Diversion tactics.

Somebody might be about to steal it

I hope he does the inspection: and finds Odd Job there. 🎩

Walking talking distraction machine. What next? Tunnel to Earth's core? Non-blondes banned from the press corps? Barroncoin?

He will say that all the gold is gone and Biden has it in the garage.

He’s telling everyone he is going to steal the gold at Fort Knox, it’s what he does, time and again and people don’t believe him.

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Another version of the unanswered question: Which is Goldfinger? Which is Odd Job?

How much is supposed to be there now?

His stupid is showing!

This is the point where I hope the plit to Goldfinger is real and Trump with some if his goons get killed by a dirty bomb hidden in Fort Knox so Auric Goldfinger's gold is worth more.

HE wants the gold....

I think it’ll be a Geraldo type circus, but somehow the gold will be used to balance their books when their crypto pump ends. This is alarming.

WTF