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He forgot to mention that 75 countries made announcements to come to the WH and kiss his a**. (Listen to his speech at the NRCC)

Him is the PANICAN (it's only written correctly in capital letters, please. 😀)

Jesus. H. Christ.

That is the grimmest bunch of white dudes in the background I have ever seen. Who the hell are we now?

China called his bluff, and the western world started lining up behind them. Someone got it through his thick skull that the US can’t fight everyone at once. Too bad… the intl damage is done. F the USA until they get rid of this unreliable clown.

The guy behind, second from the left, did a Melania.

This mofo hasn’t been able to see his own feet in decades, but yeah – he is flexible.

Flexibility would be an asset to Donald if he were facing accountability for his various crimes.

You have to be a pathological liar who faces absolutely no consequences for those lies.

JFC!! He absolutely sucks! 🤬

No flexibility? That's un-credible!

Flexibility? O-o-o-o-h. You mean your reverse pump and dump. So, who of your cronies made billions?

‪Melania has been reading him We’re Going on a Bear Hunt as his bedtime story, hasn’t she?‬

He always tries to engage others in his bullshit. It's painfully transparent.

Only lies.

Oh, just five other DUI hires. They switch out these white hookers every other press conference to promote freshness.

The ones who told him to get rid of the tariffs

That’s Bonehead Brigade, currently backing the toddler in chief up on his greatest hits comeback tour.

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That 'easily avoided wall' analogy was probably not the best one to use given his previous love of impenetrable walls.

Are we ever gonna tired of being wholly at the mercy of this very unwell man?

It is clear that he has no idea and is only deceiving US citizens and the stock market 😭

And by flexibility, I mean shitting myself when I saw the market reacting, and then reversing myself.

Reminds me of the song, 'it's so high you can get over it, so low you can't get under it, so wide you can't get round it. Damn it, Elvis said it better than me. youtu.be/rlsILLBgr2g?...

Bendy

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What keeps him from buying low and selling high when he knows how to affect the market's direction? Isn't this illegal?

Only one of the goons nodded. 😆

He looks just like a Mob boss with his goons behind him

ZERO credibility. Zilch, nada, none.

Does he mean flexible like when he “renegotiated” NAFTA, then broke the new agreement and slapped tariffs on the 2 countries? That IS flexible.

No one in their right mind can look at those 5 guys and not think “What dicks.”

That was gibberish, just gibberish.

Flexibility and no spine. Or brain.

"Flexible credibility". That's genius. Sort of like "moral negotiability".

Forget about Trump’s credibility; what about the credibility of our markets? After this enormous wealth transfer by fiat, who would argue or believe that our markets, the most traded in the world, are fair and orderly? The relief rally doesn’t convince me, and the ultimate repercussions w/b fatal.

No, no, no, no, no, no, definitely not, I mean it no way, absolutely not, okay go on then.

Pause -> No > He shows weakness. He is weak.

....to manipulate the market and extort bribes.

Look at the nodding dumb cunts behind him.

It will be interesting to see how long it takes for all the "well of course we/I knew he was clinically insane" memoirs to come out

OMG this is like a Monte Python sketch. No wonder he's such a shitty negotiator - there is absolutely no consistency in his positions. His supporters get "yippy" or "queasy" or WTF and he completely flip flops. I hope all trading partners, law firms etc. take note. Stand up and he will back down

Some Republican Senators finally grew a spine and pressured him in order to ultimately pass the tax break legislation.

He's a panicunt.

We need to make that trending. There is always some truth to what he says. He said don’t be a panican yet he was secretly panicing.

Nice

I think it’s supposed to be a play on republicans who were not happy about taking the economy

It’s what he called people yesterday for panicking the market was going down. Until today when he panicked as the market kept going down.

What???? You mean you had to have flexibility, while trust in the US is in the toilet all because you understand NOTHING about economics, international relations or any of the things necessary to run a country. You blinked on a truly stupid approach

#PAB he is.

Corrupt plans and chaos is not “flexibility”

Flexibility doesn't mean credibility right now his is low. Markets like stability and it's not there. Maybe he will make changes to his policies again tomorrow?

We have a total dipshit for a president. AGAIN.

We are living in the STUPIDEST timeline.

Unreliable Untrustworthy Uncertainty

🇨🇦🇺🇦🤔Actually, Donald it sounds like you have to be mentally unstable & get to a point where you snap in order to reel yourself back in. The world called your bluff and you folded-plain & simple, Einstein. #ElbowsUp 🇨🇦 #TrumpTariffs 🇨🇦

Econ 101. Markets like certainty.

I cannot stand to listen to his complete ignorance. If I were standing there hearing that shit I'd immediately walk the fuck out with 2 birds flying. What a piece of shit market manipulator. I hole they all get caught and go to prison because they did this only to get richer.

Biggest day in financial history? I thought he was stupid but this is deluded.

You could call it "flexibility". Or, you could call it "governing on a whim". Better still, let's just call it what it is "governing by a deranged criminal narcissist".

Come on, you all, let this man do his job. He knows what he's doing and he's good at it. This isn't his first bankruptcy.

If I were China right now, I'd be forging closer ties with the rest of the world on global trade by reminding them that in 90 days, y'all gonna have to do this stupid shit again with this fucking moron.

True narcissist. Break it, fix it and take credit for fixing it! What a dumb f***

Translation: “my credibility is total shit, as always. Prolly worse now.”

Yeah, otherwise he’d just talk about windmills and the millions of birds they’re murdering.

PANICAN = Flexibility

Give him a day or two and he'll be denying he ever said "no pause."

I constantly feel so much worse after he responds to a question. This response just adds to his volatility, which is a bad thing. 🤦🏻‍♀️

The guy to the left smiles at trump as if he attended Kim Jong Un training school.

Trump has a secret formula for success: do something dumb that causes a crisis…reverse the dumb thing he did…claim credit for fixing the crisis.

The 10% blanket tariff remains. That is still going to cause prices to soar at the grocery stores and retail shops. Think of a 10% blanket tariff like another 10% tax on top of the sales tax on most products we buy. This will still be devastating to our economy.

I can't believe how incredibly stupid this man and his minions are! 🤬🤬

He has no idea what he is doing.

This looks like a commercial for a discount suit store

That did not answer the question

the guys behind him look weirdly scared and sad

The stock market is a casino where the gambling chips only exist in the players minds.

And didn't he bankrupt a casino? Just sayin'

No real value

also, so much for walls being effective at anything, amirite?

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So jump the wall or go Around the wall Under the wall good idea

The “weave” 😆 🤡

no this is Biden's market remember?

And you have to be an idiot to believe a word that comes out of his mouth

Trump appears to be suffering from (among many other things) Munchausen by Proxy. Trump caused the market to crash and then, after the largest, fastest crash ever seen, he removes the tariffs and claims credit for the greatest day in stock exchange history. Proof of his brilliance

To manipulate the markets...

Flexible? That's not how Stormy Daniels described him...

WTAF is he talking about?

About that wall. How's that going?

What is this “wall” metaphor? Isn’t he the guy who was championing a wall few years ago?

Anyone would be a complete fool to take the word of a well-known grifter like Trump. What happened today is like a wildfire started by a madman burning out of control, that got suddenly put out by a very lucky random torrential rain with the madman claiming that was the plan all along.

Nah, you're good. Anyone who thinks "power dressing" is a real thing that actually accomplishes anything is fair game to have their outfit made fun of. Especially when they chose to wear the same dumb outfit every time.

What a moron! Did you hear that on the border, folks?!

And always brings her flowers from the gas station next day.

Well if it isn’t the cover your drinks squad.

He's admitting that what he was doing was akin to trying to walk through a solid wall.

A wall analogy? He just said walls don’t work, if I heard that right? #ClownShow #FFS

Not smart to trust anyone careless with information.

A dangerous orange fascist clown has no credibility...

Liar. Deplorable grifter.

Dumbest. President. Ever.

But what changed? Why would he have to be "flexible" if he was doing the absolutely right thing for the economy, as he claimed? He spent three days defending his nonsense tariff plan to the hilt. He just folded because he can't stand people being critical of him or laughing at him. What a loser.

I reserve the right to blink and claim a win

Credibility?!!!! 😂🤣😂

Joe Biden was punished for having occasional "senior moments," even though he knew how to do the damn job. The moron white America replaced him with has NO FUCKING CLUE what he's doing, and neither do the morons standing behind him. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Especially the wall on the Mexican border

It's easy when you never tell the truth, you can say anything

He’s an idiot!!!

No company will ever want to bring their manufacturing capabilities to this country with such capricious policies.

he's down wind !😂🤪