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Despite those pesky Bone Spurs.

Couldn't have been that hard since our planes are invisible

Hegseth is obviously drunk. The unmitigated fawning over trump by his inferior and incompetent “lackeys” is both vile and disgusting. Where I come from, respect is earned, and is not given to boost a whiny man baby’s ego. trump absolutely doesn’t deserve respect… Or even to be treated seriously.

That's the plan.

Jack Daniels is talking! 🥃

The Ukrainian drone strikes on the Russian strategic bombers.

We are governed by insane people

This is pathetic. Why is he so weak and fragile?

I find that hard to believe that he did any of that…he lacks strategic, analytical skills/thinking. Yes, totally agree that MAGA and Fox need to call bullshit!!!

Yeah, was he reading from a teleprompter?

Pete likely did 47 shots of rumplemintz before taking the stage

but what about the pizza app

Clean on opsec then I guess 👍

Exactly. It was 7 B2s. With today's technology, and the defensive systems we have, it wasn't 1/10 of the difficulty of the missions you mentioned.

Wow! No wonder Whiskey Pete never made O-5!

Wonder how much of the old sauce Pete tossed down beforehand?

Wanna talk about the Ukrainian attack on russian bombers that was planned for over a year with absolutely no leak?

"Maybe I will. Maybe I won't. You don't know what I'm going to do." = Impenetrable Secret?

Super secretive. He didn't even tell the other people he was required to by law!

The psycho did tell the pilots to wave at Iran with love. Can't make it up.

Even Operation Iraqi Freedom had a much more complex and secretive opening than this. In the opening hours of the invasion, the Iraqi air force and anti-aircraft equipment were annihilated, leaving the US with total air superiority the rest of the war.

Total Sean Spicer energy.

My second hand embarrassment is practically actionable.

Now we have a number to put on "some of the people all of the time."

😉

Good one!

Sorry, I meant a minority will *pass* the test. Unfortunately, a lot of them will fake it too, by fear or as a bad "strategy"...

Also, in development, we have a saying, you can do the wrong things right. That's a failure on the leadership, not the troops. And it's why they are deflecting.

Ummm like one 8th air force bombing raid in World War II was more complex than that raid. They had to navigate on their own under radio silence and find the target. No tech support other than an analog bomb sight. Dopey Heg

Might I suggest that the most secretive military operations in history are the ones no-one will ever know about.

So very true.

Like Giuliani?

He obviously hasn't watched 'Band of Brothers'. I would have said that he hadn't read the book. But I'm not entirely sure he can read, either. Kinda like his boss.

Sean Spicer after a complete overhaul but they forgot to change the spark-plugs.

Remember when brown nosing when was embarrassing!?

Are we sure he didn’t just watch “Top Gun:Maverick” instead?

Which is somewhat ironic…

Nah… it will be Michael Bay. And the Mecha-Trump fight scene is going to be epic.

That would have been something, considering it happened in Chicago and Tennessee…

Not to mention 633 Squadron ~ the dambusters.

TBH, Zelensky's recent bombing of Russian targets in Siberia was more impressive in terms of planning and secrecy

Except it was planned under Biden.

Did he do it on Signal?

Cult 101. Straight out of the textbook.

Fellas is it complex and secretive if folks on Bluesky knew it was happening by looking at flight data and you prewarn the targets?

Trump took a 15 year plan and fumbled it

When you're in a hole, stop digging. STFU, Pete.

Definitely sauced

Add Pete’s photo next to Lindsey’s.

Has anyone checked his laugh? I bet it's, like, really annoying.

Some might even call him hysterical.

Right?! Like he has us saying, “Well, Bush wasn’t THAT bad.” Yes, yes he was!!!

Exactly. When word started getting around that the flight was showing up on ADSB Tracker, I laughed to myself and wondered where the "real" group was. Leave it to Trump to create an unnecessary distraction

Enough already. Ffs.

BS. That’s all.

Sure thing, Signal Chat Pete.

In retrospect, this administration makes ol' Sean Spicey look accurate and grounded by comparison.

He sounds like drunken Putin lackey.

That is exactly what I thought! He is so very, very insecure!

* Operation Overlord has entered the chat *

I can think of about a hundred US ops more complex and important, but yeah, Trump thinks he is better than George Washington and Lincoln, so that should scale us. Here is something that is #1. Hegseth is the worst SecDef of all time.

I found their new favorite lolly:

North Korea could never

Dessert Shield would be the sneeze guard covering the cheesecake buffet at Mar-a-Lardo.

This remake of "Idiocracy" sucks.

Secretive? Iran knew you move their uranium. Complex? 2 bombers bombed three abandoned targets. Success? You delayed their nuke program a couple of weeks

Planned by several administrations over many years… dtrumpf and headseth couldn’t create a plan to get out of a paper bag

All drama and no true substance

Direct, from the school of Sean Spicer🤣

Is he drunk again?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Pete looks hungover

Uhm…D-Day just jumps to mind. What a maroon.

Eisenhower=loser.

Even if it had worked, we're talking about a country that, relative to the US military, cannot defend itself. It's like an NFL team playing a pretty good high school team. Not really something to jerk the guy off about. But we know now that it didn't really work, anyway. Beltway Bob here ...

Never a good sign. 😔

What makes them evil is that they know the truth but choose to lie. If they weren't lying, they would be insane and even more dangerous. #ItHasHappenedHere

So secret the Iranians helpful moved the uranium from the targets.

🤣

This is perfection

He seems really hung over.

This is so embarrassing and pathetic.

Pretty sure everyone learned the mission was on when jets departed Missouri Saturday morning.

His genius is definitely unmatched.

I thought he'd talked openly about it to journalists too. Decision in "two weeks" etc.

There ain’t enough bulls in the world to handle this amount it BS

Amen! All just a show, put on by the carnival barker that’s occupying the White House.

amazing what you're willing to say on teevee when you're speaking to an audience of one, an audience that consists of a demented, narcissistic talking yam

complex... secretive... they Planes were seen taking off .. reported to be headed to Guam.... Why would you believe that.. after the Mad Shit King had announced that Iran must surrender unconditionally... that was a declaration of WAR.. they had been talking in the press about bombing fr days

So why do you think @adamkinzinger.substack.com supported this shit show?

I wish I could laugh at how ridiculous this sounds, but since it is reality I can't.

Fuck me Can you ask the boys in Hereford to comment?

LOL no he didn't. That's simply just not true. At all. D Day, Manhattan project, the assassination of Bin Laden, virtually anything during the Gulf War. Even the fucking Bay of Pigs was more complicated. It was complicated for a stupid old man with dementia, that's all. Even a drunk could do it

Folks were tracking the B-2s leaving the US

Dude, if you're trying so hard to sell a success, we KNOW it didn't happen. Keep talking, Kegsbreath. Trump/GOP just lost another 1-2% he couldn't afford to lose.

So secretive in fact that Iran preemptively moved all their enriched uranium so it wouldn’t be on site when the attack happened.

And this is why you're going to have ironic hipsters someday wearing "Trump was Right" shirts from Urban Outfitters, because kids will grow up going "I dunno, I heard he was a playboy and a military genius or something, who knows."