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TACO

What scares me is that it’s a productive meeting with Rutte.. and I don’t trust Rutte with Trump, he has browned nosed him for a year already

I want to see all large volume stock trades in the hour immediately preceding this stupid announcement. I’m sure someone made some serious $$$

It's liked giving the crying child at school a participation trophy so that he stops crying

Consummated?! Is he going to blow the North Pole too?

"..formed the framework of a future deal..." Wow! Sounds fantastic! A deal like has never been done before in the history of the world!

Day late for tacos but what the hell

But now the US have to pay for it, otherwise it's not a real Trump deal?

That’s what I figured too.

And it comes with a spangly badge

🤣🤣

And there you have folks! Number 9 done and dusted! What a fucking farce...

Maybe they’ll let him change their Wikipedia page to say that he’s da boss

Epstein files were off the front page and some insider trading/ stock shorts were done. All and all, a successful stunt for Trump (even though many other were harmed in the process).

Yes but they have changed the name to ArticTrumpPact

We called RUTTE , TEFLON MARK Nuff said

He did not write this! 🙄 he has been put to bed with his maccas dinner and bottle of Diet Coke!

Basically they said they would give him what we already have to make him go away. Trump is not a functioning adult. bsky.app/profile/umbr...

"𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙚?" Does he intend to have 𝙨𝙚𝙭𝙪𝙖𝙡 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚 with Mark Rutte? I don't think that he got anything!

So they patted him on his head and called him a good boy.

I'm going to guess this 'deal' includes things Trump could already have done in Greenland legally and things that would have been okayed if he'd just asked instead of using his mob boss tactics. Admin must have looked at the polling.

Nope, they will just give him a award

He’ll get a “Junior President of Greenland” badge made of chocolate wrapped in gold colored foil, and a fancy certificate with his name on it.

They’re gonna take him to the Lake Erie Islands and tell him it’s Greenland.

kkkaroline: “he always meant iceland”

YES!

It’ll include NATO’S Prestigious Peace Prize for Adults who Do Peace Real Good

😂

Let's check those stock purchases and kalshi/prediction markets receipts shall we?

Concepts of a plan

Your DAILY reminder that you just have to stand up to Trump.

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What a lying imbecile

I hope the EU still hold off ratifying the trade deal. At least for a few months to confirm that Trump isn't going to flip flop AGAIN.

Im so tired

There will be no golden dome over Canada or Greenland since the only entity threatening them is the U.S. He wants a golden dome because Bibi has one. It would be the biggest grift ever to him, his insiders, and all the corrupt military contractors.

There is no deal. There was probably no meeting. But TACO has to save face.

That's got fuck-all to do with Rutte or NATO. It's a matter for Greenland, Denmark &, by extension, the EU.

“Formed a framework for a FUTURE DEAL”. Sounds a lot like they talked about having concepts of a plan…

Is the Trump Greenland “deal” the same status we currently have that the U.S. can operate military bases and have military operations in Greenland? What is the framework for this future deal?

The world would be a better place if someone gave Trump a shiny gold medal and let him sit alone in the corner and play with it.

CNBC discussing this Some being kind of honest but too many shills like Brian Sullivan

And it is not even (taco) Tuesday...

TACO

I suspect it to be something like this, yes.

For how long😕

Congratulations to President Trump for ending the Greenland-US War! I'm offering you my Exceptional Service pin and my 10 Year Service Anniversary acrylic paperweight in recognition of this achievement.

Trump renounces claim on Greenland, Rutte agrees to keep calling Trump "Daddy"

They finessed him, didn't they?

I'm not celebrating yet.

No

You can say whatever he wants to hear and he'll believe it because he's a very dumb man.

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So how much of this was about him being a mouthy dumbass? And how much was about Taco’ing because of pharmaceuticals?

Full head on TACO! Essentially where we were before the Greenland nonsense noise started emanating from the greasy bag of farts...

If consummated 🤮

Rutte pulled a Mamdani.

I bet the framework, is exactly what we have now, as no of his ass lackeys woulda correctes him. Also, tacos anyone?

T A C O

Someone promised him a golf course.

Just the weakest baby brained old coot.

He doesn't write his posts either. He probably drones on and on to his writer and that person puts it together into a coherent message.. that's my take.

Mark Rutte needs to be fired.

Another wall street cash grab for the billionaires

Maybe they agreed to erect a monument to Trump in Greenland. The Trump Peace Pole. Would be a smart idea, would become a huge tourist attraction. The world's most popular urinal.

“The framework of a future deal” sounds like the Republican health care plan. Sure, the Witkoff, Rubio, Vance will get this done like the success they’ve had in ending the war in Ukraine.

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so tariffs were a weapon. got it.

Concepts of a plan

Trump pays a vast amount of money, and gets the right to use military bases on Greenland?

He’s a fucking moron.

Once again 👇🏼🤦🏼‍♀️🌮⏰

Rutte awarded him the new NATO-Peace-Prize, better known as the Big Golden Taco Prize. 🤣

He's claimed deals w/ people he's never talked to before. Just because tRump says it, doesn't make it True Accurate Legal Constitutional Or Based in Reality. He's a Liar A Grifter And a senile 🦇💩🤪 old man. #ResistPeacefully #AbolishICE #ICEOutForGood #VoteBlue2026 #NoKings #ImpeachTrumpsRegime 💙🇺🇸

So, Trump gets bupkus, zip, zero, nada, but tries to play it off as a "deal"! What an ass; a lying, phony, fool of an ass!

It's literally the same deal that already exists. The guy is sundowning.

At this point it could also be just market manipulation

He is trying to fix a crisis he created

It'll be handled by the Peace Board

This sounds like one of those "demand what's already on offer and declare victory"

'Rutte the Trump Wisperer' strokes the ego to calm the presidential beast.

Schizophrenic diplomacy

They better not cave to this fucking lunatic

he is 5 steps ahead

THE SHERIFF IS A F---bonnnnngggg---CKWIT A theme park? 'Greenlandland' maybe

This is the answer

Why enter negotiations or offer the possibility of a "deal" at all? Have they learned nothing? The talks will just present an ongoing pretext for Trump to whine, complain, muse about tariffs and make further military threats.

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Sounds like TACO

Translation: someone explained it to me like the low IQ person I am and I'm now backtracking with my own spin on it hoping I don't look like a colossal jackass. Too late

TACO. The agreement will be the arctic (Canada, Nordic, and Baltic block) middle powers secure the arctic through negotiation (with China) and military capability (vs Russia), while the US remains dependent on our icebreakers.

TACO

Did the market win again?

Fox News will call him brilliant & See BS will spin it as great news.

Meaning he will announce he has made a deal that is exactly the same as the deal we have had all along. Rebrand it and claim he is an incredible negotiator. 🤮

Yeah until the weekend and puppet master Putin calls him.

TACO time!

TACO

Are they gonna let have a photo op where he plants an American flag on Greenland?

He's burnt his bridges with Europeon leaders -they will put up with him as they have to but he has pushed them all too far - over nothing. This could have been resolved through dialogue (like grown ups do) instead of the shitstorm, hurt and fear he caused so many. Give a madman power.

100% AI generated text. Guy can't even compose his own rambling nonsense anymore.

Now he'll claim he ended nine wars.

TACO Tuesday on Wednesday!

And professionally vague enough to not tell us what he's actually thinking, because his frontal lobes already have holes in them.

"Pertain", "consummate" ... The only thing Trump was "Thank you for your attention to this matter", which he probably has as auto text.

Don’t forget the Oxford commas!

Or Germanically capitalized nouns. 😂

STEPHEN HIMMLER

Did Rutte just sell him the deal he already had (but was unaware of)?

As people have said, it’s going to maintain exactly how it’s set up now but we’re going to have to listen to trump and maga screech about what an incredible deal maker he is. Barf.

That's maga speak for "we ain't getting Greenland, but we're just going to pretend we did."