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they prolly don't have any surface or subsurface open water drones

pink motor mouth is hiding behind him with her eyes closed.

Image risking 500 million on this (ballpark)

Just about, is that like horseshoes?

The US Navy doesn't want to navigate the Strait of Hormuz. But donold is encouraging commercial ships to do so? 🙄 bsky.app/profile/noah...

Note, there are not and never were any "mine ships", and Iran has not mined the strait

Really really dislike them

"just about," is positively tortured in that statement. Let's see. If I'm an energy CEO, "just about," won't make me feel confident gambling with people's lives or my oil. He's asking folks to go with "just about," safe conditions.

To paraphrase a previous president, it depends upon what the word “peace” is.

the spice must flow

Fuck, get Bezos to throw a party on his megayacht with all these fucks to see the sites.

Back to the “sacrifice grandma and grandpa to save the economy” strategy. Pay no attention to the fact they benefit the most as a result of these people suffering.

He has no problem sending people off to death for his interest

Beyond the shear insanity of encouraging crews to ignore the potential danger of targeting by Iranian missiles OR undersea mines, note the telling admission he makes that he "didn't realize they had that big a navy". Seems like intel you'd want your Commander and Chief to factor into war plans.

Trump just blowing up fishing boats EVERYWHERE.

No you didn’t. #pathelogicalliar

If he believes that, then he should show some leadership by getting on the first tanker to try to run the Strait.

Filling the straight with burning oil tankers would stop the flow of 20% of the world's oil for many years.

I’m down to : FFS WTF

“Just about all” needs to do a lot of work here.

Just send all the billionaires on their tough guy yachts to "escort" tankers home ...they can take out any remaining

Even if this is 100% true (it’s not), saying “pretty much all their ships” is not exactly confidence inspiring.

as someone on here pointed out, if Trump said they cleared out “almost all the mines” in a field, would you walk through the field? ludicrous

Show them how with a Sharpie, Donny.

You should send the new bezos yacht to clearing it off

Does Orange Mussolini realize Iran isn’t using mines? They already blew up 3 ships overnight. I want Trump to personally pilot one of these ships through the Strait.

Sometimes the "tell" is right there in his lies, such that you know that he knows that they are lies...."just about all" is such a massive hedge!

OK boi get on your yacht and go there.

Still without his dunce cap…

about all?

The US Navy literally won't go through the Strait.

Hey dumbass, remember those little drones you didn't know about? Yeah, they could have little boats, too, that lay mines. You don't have a freakin' clue.

Trumple Thinskin talks with all the Dunning Krueger effect of sailing through beginner level minesweeper

Seems like good odds, what’s there to lose?

"Just about all". If I were a CEO or a Ship Captain, I'd be concerned for the "mines they just about missed". This 🟠🤡 doesn't give a damn about the Working Class People who could get blown up & killed. It's not his family in danger or his #EpsteinClass Elite friends. So yeah go ahead.

🐂💩

Send Barron in a row boat first

He’s wide open at these pressers. Why doesn’t some brave hero step up and do what we all are begging for already 😡

I don't believe him for some reason. 🤔

It’s all very salty semen to you Trump, isn’t it ?

Pull the trigger on the gun pointing at your head... I removed MOST of the bullets tRump. ---

"We don't think so" hahahahhaah

And by “just about” I mean I have no idea because details are woke and don’t matter

Wow. Just about all.

It's so safe that all the US Navy ships are sat in there this very minute. Oh.

Oh, so that's how he bankrupted so many times!!

Sir, you must steer the ship through the Strait. No other president would have the "cahoots" to do it.

And death. Would you want your son, daughter, wife, husband, on one of those ships?

Trump thinking: oh dude, don’t ask any questions, my Golf Buddy is waiting for me.

Maybe he should prove it by sailing his fat self through it.

The media and politicians seem unaware that "they're cowards!" isn't the issue. You cannot sail your tank of oil without numerous types of insurance. No one on Earth will insure a shit going through a mined war zone. It doesn't matter if they're brave. No one is going to take the financial bet.

2 or 3 Exxon Valdez spills later... Trump soils the Earth with his shit for brains non-plan.

"About" is doing a lot of the heavy lifting there.

They are responsible for crew and cargo. Unlikely they will do this.

What are the chances you'll hit one?

Or is this his press secretary. They all look alike.

What’s with Bondi’s glasses? Undercover😂

What, is not so pretty in pink there to be his grammer check?

Those CEOs didn't get to where they are by listening to imbeciles.

He has no idea what they’re asking but it starts with Whore, phonetically, so he approves.

They can make it through the strait on vibes alone!

I mean, the mines are only gonna really be a problem for the first few ships that go through anyway, right?

Says their Navy is gone then says he has no idea how big their Navy is???

You can use a rowboat for a mine ship. Taking out 16 big boats didn't stop this.

"just about"

Just about.

The not Duck Donald should send his own family there. Especially the son he least likes. And Don Jr. And his son-in-law.

Which insurance company would cover those ships?

Just about. Meaning there is still some mine ships out there. lol what an orange shit stain.

youtu.be/Gm2x6CVIXiE?...

Tell him to put his fat diapered ass on the tankers as they go through as a sign of confidence, strength, and support. He’s such a blowhard, pussy “tough guy”.

Maybe it will take an oil billionaire's ship to explode for this idiot to wake the fu** up 😤

I invite trump to pilot one of those vessels

He's a psychopath, he doesn't give a fuck about anyone dying. A rotten shell of a human.

Yes Trump is quite the brave hero, who when called to serve his country chickened out and evaded the draft with phony bone spurs.

Trump should never be considered a source. Ever.

"Just about all" is doing a lot of heavy lifting.

If you watch Trump talking with the sound off, you can't help but think of some sort of farm machinery just spitting out and spreading shit around itself.

Maybe he could sail through first in a rubber dinghy?

Trump expects people to sacrifice their lives or their innocence under the law (Mike Pence) for his own benefit.

He wants those ships blown up so he can have a coherent rationale as to why we’re murdering the Iranian people.

He's about to get a reality check. He might be able to bend reality in USA thanks to their cult and Fox News, but this is his FAFO moment.

he just loves risking other people's lives

Fucking moron

You go first.

You go first.

give it a try 🥴

He talk a lot but it always turns out to be rubbish.

Also, any ship can be a minesweeper … once.

A scuba diver can lay mines. It is literally impossible to prevent a sufficiently motivated person with an aquatic mine from putting it in the water.

I had never heard "Naval mines" until he used it- I think he came up with the term

You’d win that bet big time

I'd take that bet, too. Also, does he think the effectiveness of Iran's missile systems stops at the water's edge?

100%

Nonsense. The strait is wherever the Sharpie puts it.

Like he got Mexico to pay for the wall! 😂

😆😆

Pause for a minute to consider just how morally-bankrupt we’ve become when ensuring the flow of a commodity we all know is environmentally poisonous becomes the de facto purpose of this escapade.

Send him in the ships to inspire confidence. A true leader would

He should volunteer to go first.

This container ship wasn't hit by a mine

Yeah use the Strait. If you get blown up, I'm willing to accept it. It's just the price of war

“Just about all” how reassuring…

One oil tanker = $100 million.

Say what?

Put Barron and Kushner in the pilot house

Oh look Trump is there with his work wife

Mine Kampf succeeds claims Trump

“Just about all” ≠ ALL… Plus they can still send drones after oil ships…

"just about all" really inspires confidence when sending oil tankers carrying millions of barrels of oil.

I just read insurance underwriters have cancelled policies. For vessels traveling through the Strait of Hormuz.