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Unrelated fact, I hear mulching human remains is actually quite beneficial to the environment.

Hes going to be 84 in "28"

TRUMP WILL NOT BE THERE IN '28. HE WILL NOT. 340 MILLION AMERICANS WILL SEE TO IT.

So he's announcing to a bunch of military people, sworn to give their lives to uphold the Constitution, that he plans to violate the Constitution. And some of them are cheering.

That's MY (and your) democratic republic he's disrespecting. Unacceptable.

Of course – that’s why he’s building the new bunker with all the security.

Given how much health research funding was cut, this seems very unlikely.

When the day finally comes, I’m going to remember these words from Hunter S. Thompson: “If the right people had been in charge of Nixon's funeral, his casket would have been launched into one of those open-sewage canals that empty into the ocean just south of Los Angeles. He was a swine of a man…”

F*ck this criminal.

He will be worm food by ‘32. Fingers crossed for ‘28.

He is a disgrace! The cadets will pledge to honor the Constitution!

He tells us right out loud what he is going to do. We must believe him when he says this. ❌❌❌ STOP THE COUP! ❌❌❌

Or 6 ft under Will Orange Jesus live forever?

DEAR GOV THIS IS A *JOKE*. ONCE AGAIN, THIS IS A *JOKE*. DO NOT TAKE IT ANY OTHER WAY. THIS IS NOT A BUNCH OF SHELLS

He thinks he'll live that long with all his health problems 😂

God, make it stop!

He'll be dead by 2032

Fuuuuck him.

Is there a federal prison near the Coast Guard Academy that Trump is already requesting to be sent to?

And all we'll have to do is sit back and wait while time passes in the bunker. 👍🏼

You bought him. Now you're stuck with him..

Who's telling him he could live that long?

His remarks are so offensive and so disrespectful to the graduates. 😠

No choice-Sink or swim-We save this country, or give up. I’m swimming-No sinking-We can get our country back! There’s nothing more important than Americans to show up-TVs off-get up and show up with our neighbors to protest against Fascism-In the MILLIONS!Hang on-Look up-Show up. #WeThePeople 🇺🇸🦅

I wish I could be that confident.

Donald Vladimirovich 😀

He's going to be playing cards with Dad and Jeff in six months. I seriously believe all this "28" nonsense is really about him desperately trying to convince everyone he's not actively dying.

hopefully this brain dead tyrant completes his decomposition in full soon, otherwise this fascist bitch is not leaving.

The f*** he’ll “be here” in ‘28. Or ‘32. Ain’t gonna happen.

He likes to say this to grab the news cycle for the day. He will be long dead or fully incapacitated by 2028 given the way he looks and moves today in 2026.

All the Repugnocants heading for the exits know the plan. Just too scared to tell their constituents. They think they will be spared when the roundups to the prison camps start.

His cult turning on him. The cult are the ones in charge.

They are too scared of retribution. It's clear they will not do anything, look how they mismanaged COVID. Even with mass death, they refused to hold him accountable, at the time, or after.

Nothing but money would do it. Lots of money. He will try to outbid you.

Yep! Thought that from the beginning. Mafia style. They feed each other.

What do you see them doing to accomplish this?

I guess because it doesn't directly affect them.

Remove him now!

Can't wait to smear shit on his grave

Is that a cemetery?

Republicans will BEND OVER BACKWARDS to give him/his family unlimited terms... And then Trump will cite FDR and he'll sue the government because they limited his campaign or it was "unfair". SCOTUS will argue for it, he's a dictator for life and probably makes 100 billion off the whole thing.

he plans to make it bedminster 2

No way he’ll live that long. *knocks on wood*

A traitor to the United States, broadcasting his intent to betray the Constitutional Republic he swore to defend. The class should have stoned this scum, this filth, this stench off dog shit, right then and there.

He wipes his ass with it.

He’s lucky if he finishes this year 🥴🥴

I personally don't think Trump is going to make it to '27, let alone '28.

Exactly. Same thing happened in Germany with the far left. And then Adolf sent them to Dachau. www.newstatesman.com/world/europe...

Trump may be willing to serve a third term but thank God his arteries are not.

Maybe my Dad will come back from the dead and I will have my 25 year old body back. He's not going to be alive

Somewhere out there is a little clot that begs to differ

Is there anyone still poo-pooing the idea that he's planning on a third term? (He tells it like he's joking. We know he doesn't really joke.) The question isn't "if". It is "how". Just brazenly run? No MAGA would run against him, or stop him. Or declare an emergency and cancel the election?

The constitution has been shown to be a joke. The fact that people still invoke it like some kind of protection from anything is bordering on the absurd You're in the gutter, fighting with people that have lived there all their lives, and losing to the weight of experience and corruption

They're stupid. Anyone who has no critical thinking skills is stupid and dangerous

👏👏👏

Whatever new fascist overlord fills his shoes.

Seems likely but I'm holding out hope that those cheers came from guests who've never taken the oath, not graduates who had or would again that very day.

The military is not your friend. Stop mindlessly revering it as so many Americans do and wake up to the reality that it’s just as infested with far-right degenerates and Neo-Nazis as law enforcement is.

Stuffed, gilded and hung on the wall, maybe…

Lifelong criminal discusses his future criminal plans at Coast Guard graduation ceremony.

Being pedantic to simp for pedos, I see

Why 'or' ?

I'm begging cholesterol to help.

If you think it's bad now, I pity the sycophants who will be eating his rotting ass in '28.

And they cheered. That’s the worst part. They cheered. The USCG Academy. God help us all.

It won’t matter til his Depends burst

🤣🤣

😂

He is not going away willingly at any time...this is becoming more and more obvious.

Mar 2025: Trump: "Being an immortal emperor is appealing. There are methods which you could do it — dark methods. But it's too early to talk about that." JD Vance: "You don't even need to vote for emperors. So I'd say this is very much on the table as soon as we can work out the immortality part."

The fat felon is seriously deluded. He’s diminished what the USA was. With allies becoming adversaries, an obscene debt, an illegal war, lack of proper healthcare insurance, 6 corrupt scotus justices, and more, there is no way without doing it illegally that he will ever be elected again.

I am commencing to feel like throwing up at this heap of excrement from a Bull.

Oh! So that's proof that he won't be standing in 28.

Most Americans deserve this. Sadly, most of those Americans love this.

Given the fact that they are both guilty of crimes against humanity, it’s curious that we should concern ourselves with who is more competent.

President for life works for me, Donald. Right about now would be dandy.

I mean the way he looks I do think he’s gonna be president for life, and leave some eligibility on the table.

oh totally, especially the part where he's like "welp pretty sure i'm not getting into heaven". Like, it's gallows humor. Not unusual for the aged like me. But you know on some level he DOES sometimes think "oh shit what if all that Bible stuff is true or something; i'll be seriously fucked".

Gross.

I've had men, big strong men, with tears in their eyes, coming up to me and saying "sir, I want to moisturize you."

⚰️🪦🍾💐🎶🎊🎉 I'm so excited!!!!!!!!

meanwhile the american people (with some exceptions ofcourse.)

🤢

Declaring the dictatorship out loud. I wish the press hadn't fallen to the fascism, we would not be here now. I have no clue if we are ever gonna get out from under this.

This fucker is so done. He just doesn’t know it yet.

Talking to the Coast Guard about how he shits on the Constitution and Putin and MAGA expressly and wholly endorse it. 👑💩🤡

No, he won’t.

Wouldn't it be a disaster for the world to have this guy as president until 2032? For the MAGA idiots, that is exactly what I would wish for. Let's see just how happy those MAGA idiots would be with him. Who knows—maybe the MAGA mob's wish will actually come true. 😀

No way in hell you will.When your time is up you will have to leave. A new President it will be Jan. 2029 Inaugural

The stupid pedophile POS will be dead by 28. No way he makes it to 81.

Is he talking minutes, hours, days or weeks? I need to know how much time I have to plan the party

Idiots.

Did they? That’s disgraceful too 😑

They can use him as a towing target. He's already the right color and size.

I honestly don't know how anyone expected different. He literally incited an insurrection to avoid leaving office and this country just voted him right back in. He's not leaving willingly. Ever.

I presume Coast Guards have to swear an oath to their Constitution. They should have rushed the stage and arrested the fat fucker. He should be in the brig.

Get out of CT, tRump. And leave the Coast Guard alone, they’re much better than you could ever be. USCG vet…

There is no way he is alive in 2032. I doubt he will be able to talk in any coherent way in 2028 to be honest.

You are definitely so much better than anybody else. As you kept telling is you were. We see it now. 🤣

In a casket …

Maybe he’ll be alive, but he won’t be in office. I hope he is alive. Nothing like accountability within a lifetime.

His funeral procession long before '28

THIS CHIT IS NOT FUNNY

So, he won't be here in '27. Dead by the end of this summer.

Il Douche is going to be lucky to see '27 given his very obvious deterioration.